Anyone have a link to those commercials they ran around '97 in WWF with the wrestlers talking about their real sports experience and their injuries? I remember they ended with Bret or Michaels or Shamrock saying, "Try lacing up my boots," and I thought they were pretty cool.
When I hear about lacing boots, I always think of that Hacksaw Jim Duggan promo that USA used to air to promote Prime Time and All American Wrestling:
"What does Hacksaw Jim Duggan do to get ready for a fight? I lace up my boots, I shine up my two by four, I splash cold water on my face and my strategy is ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK."
I loved that one.
"How could we possibly appreciate the Mona Lisa if Leonardo had written at the bottom of the canvas: 'The lady is smiling because she is hiding a secret from her lover.' This would shackle the viewer to reality, and I don't want this to happen to 2001." - Stanley Kubrick
He's looked like that for a few years now except he usually has his hair and beard dyed black. Physically, he doesn't look bad and could still go with most the guys wrestling now, but Vince just won't give the guy the spot he deserves.