"Come down to Cullman Liquidation and get yourself a home. Or don't. I don't care."
"A bouncer in Birmingham hit me in the face with a crescent wrench five times, and my wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post, so if you don't buy a trailer from me, it ain't gonna' hurt my feelings."
At first, I thought that there's no way that this could be real. But I think it is, as there is a Cullman Liquidation in AL. If only more ads were like this...
These guys are, interestingly enough, Youth Ministers, or, at least, they were
We'll be back right after order has been restored here in the Omni Center.
That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy - Swift