Here's (volokh.com) an analysis of the new law. It pretty much concludes that it isn't nearly as stupid as it sounds. Basically, it'll just prevent harassment over the internet so trolls are still able to run wild and free. On some other message board at least.
He's got that hand-waving deal. He can become INVISIBLE! This means MONEY, Dawg! - AWARulz on Cena.
Well...I did a little more digging, and there are a LOT of people with my problem. It seems that the Dell Dimension 8400, 32 bit windows, and the reviled Dell BIOS all combine to make the problem worse.