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Top Ten Levels of Farts
10) The kind of fart that can deflate a beach ball
9) The kind of fart that knocks off a butterfly’s wings at 30 yards
8) The kind of fart that could end the Kyoto Treaty.
7) The kind of fart that melts a bar of soap in the next room
6) The kind of fart that sets off car alarms three houses down
5) The kind of fart that makes the neighbor’s dog howl
4) The kind of fart that belongs in a zoo
3) The kind of fart that causes sudden liver spots and hair loss
2) The kind of fart that could end a prison rape
1) The kind of fart that could make a circus trainer cry
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