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It's False

Since: 20.6.02
From: I am the Tag Team Champions!

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#1 Posted on
Well, I held off on TNA again this week, wondering if I should gamble on whether or not someone cool would show up. Let's judge for ourselves.

Perry Saturn returned tonight and is apparently looking in good shape. He returned as, I guess, the newest member of the New Church and he's also now a TATOOED MOTHERFUCKER!! If I buy next week, I'd better see the kick-ass Saturn from the days of ECW and WCW and not the mop-fucking weirdo the WWF turned him into.

And good lord...are you ready for this? VISCERA has made his long-awaited (?) return as...Ron Killings' new partner. So much for The Truth's momentum...unless they turn Viscera into a heavy second and NOT a tag team partner.

I've got to admit, TNA's quickly becoming the place to see new things. Not just the surprises, but they're also trying to be a little different. Whether you guys want to admit it or not, an 8-man tag where a person can only be pinned if he's bleeding is a NEW and CREATIVE idea!

Combine all that with the apparent ousting of Russo as an on-air performer and I believe TNA has just gained themselves another $10 for next week.

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Since: 26.2.03
From: Virginia

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#2 Posted on
yes!!! yes!!! TNA rules!! If they get Mideon iam with them 4 life!! Way to go TNA!!


Since: 18.3.03
From: Honolulu, HI

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#3 Posted on
old-school saturn: yes.
viscera: no.
mideon: that better be sarcasm mrwrestlingfan2 :P

it says so right here in the wcw handbook!

Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

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#4 Posted on
Saturn would have been so much more over if they'd just have renamed him "Mop-fucking Weirdo".



Since: 26.2.03
From: Virginia

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#5 Posted on

    Originally posted by Jericholic53
    old-school saturn: yes.
    viscera: no.
    mideon: that better be sarcasm mrwrestlingfan2 :P

Heck no, i love Mideon. He is great. I don't care if he comes in as a manager or wrestler or whatever, i want him in TNA.

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Since: 27.6.02

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#6 Posted on
I honestly could see Mideon fitting in well with the New Church.

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Since: 10.10.02
From: New Hampshire

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#7 Posted on
Mideon should get work. He was a decent worker (to me at least) and he did every goofy gimmick they gave him without question.

So this is what it sounds like when the doves cry.

Since: 26.2.03
From: Virginia

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#8 Posted on
Another thing that i like about Mideon is i really never heard anything bad being said about him by the wrestlers (well you know that has been reported on wrestling news sites). He seemed to be a well liked person and they said he made everyone happy and laugh, shockingly they said he was really the only one who could make The Undertaker laugh, so you know he has to be funny. TNA should start the mWo= Mideon World Order. I would carry my mWo card right along wiht my CISUU (Christain Is So Under Used) card.

(edited by mrwrestlingfan2 on 27.3.03 0950)


Since: 22.1.02
From: Texas

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

    Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
    Saturn would have been so much more over if they'd just have renamed him "Mop-fucking Weirdo".

I liked him more with the mop than I did anything else...

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Since: 27.3.03
From: Montauk, New York

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#10 Posted on
I don't think Mideon was big enough for stars to bad mouth him. He was decent in the ring.. I guess. But he never really was given a story line aside from that whole ministry which was so not needed 2 weeks after the passing of Owen Hart. Having something like that was almost as bad as all that burning of the American flag by the Iron Shiek and Sarg. Slaughter during the Gulf War.

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Since: 7.4.02

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.70
I too liked "Mopy". Saturn should go back to gothic Saturn from WCW. With the leather mid drift skirt, buckled up boots, and Yellow contacts.

(edited by CruelAngel777 on 27.3.03 1504)

Since: 17.11.02

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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
Mideon is ok as long as they don't make him run around naked anymore. That was gross... biggest gut I've ever seen on my tv that wasn't covered or belonging to Marlon Brando.

Saturn is cool though, and and Mabel is actually a extremely nice person who is just happy to have a job and be noticed by fans.

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Since: 3.10.02
From: Right side of the tracks

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#13 Posted on
Put Saturn in some pink, sparkly tights, put Kronus on Jenny Craig and reunite the ELIMINATORS!

Since: 23.5.02
From: NYC, baby!

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#14 Posted on
Midian still wrestles in Florida. For NWA, no less! Maybe they will call him up and tell him to stop working with Cuban and Fantasy.


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