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Since: 2.1.02
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#1 Posted on
"Benoit shrugs, pulls out his gun, and shoots RVD. That's his move 1,2,3."

Oh dear Lord sir, that was the single funniest thing I have read in an article in a long time. And as a side note, I also agree with everything else you said. Great great job.



What a Manuever!

Ross During Jeff's Ladder Match, after the KO chairshot:
"CLIMB THE LADDER KID, MAKE YOURSELF FAMOUS!" Just awesome.
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Since: 30.8.02
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#2 Posted on
Thanks. RUNTELDAT!



"How YOU Doin'?"
- Tom Dean, weekly at [slash]
"History is being make-ed... somebody here is getting their head completely shaved off"
- David McLane, PPV opening promo

gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
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Since: 21.6.02
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#3 Posted on
TR, that was a mighty fine column. I think I might go have an aim chat with that sportsagent guy. He sounds friendly:P





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Since: 7.4.02
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#4 Posted on
Great column, T.R. Rare indeed is the column that can cite Nietzsche, gun angles, and Jason Johnson, and still be entertaining. Your description of Benoit going over RVD thanks to a well placed bullet was laugh out loud funny! Of course, it needs to be pointed out that such a move may not work against everyone on WWE's roster. Consider, if you will, the following:

Benoit shrugs, pulls out his gun, and shoots Hollywood Hulk Hogan! That's his move! Looks like we've finally seen the end of Hulkamania. Benoit covers, 1, 2, NOOO! HOGAN KICKS OUT! Benoit's shocked, doesn't know what to do, Benoit pulls out a sub-machine gun and fires away at Hogan. HOGAN'S HULKING UP! It's jackhammer time! Benoit can't believe it! Benoit gets a bazooka and let's Hogan have one right thru the abdomen. NO SALE! Hogan gives Benoit the fingerpoint of doom! Right hand to Benoit's head. Punch, punch, Irish Whip to rope, BIG BOOT! Now the leg drop, 1,2,3 (6:29) Ladies and Gentlemen, Hulkamania Lives!

Of course, Benoit vs Triple H probably wouldn't be as competitive, but that's just my opinion. ;)



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Since: 30.8.02
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#5 Posted on
Heh heh... I like that. Yeah, I coulda kept going. YOU CAN'T SHOOT KIDMAN! IT'S A SHOOT, BROTHA! They almost write themselves.



"How YOU Doin'?"
- Tom Dean, weekly at [slash]
"History is being make-ed... somebody here is getting their head completely shaved off"
- David McLane, PPV opening promo

gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
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