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|  #21 Posted on 18.6.05 1140.03 | Instant Rating: 4.54 | Your lack of being DJ Ran frightens and confuses me.
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| #22 Posted on 18.6.05 1858.48 | Instant Rating: 5.53 | Originally posted by Brian P. Dermody
The best thing about TC lately is his feud with Brooke Shields and the fact that she's outwitted him at every turn of the press release. Dude, you're getting served by Brooke Shields.
I want to say it was the Chicago Sun-Times' "Scurrilous" column early this week that had a quarter-column dedicated to the feud; the Shields' quote of "I've reserved two tickets for Cruise and his new girlfriend -- one adult and one child" is comedy gold. It's all in the vitamins, baby.
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| #23 Posted on 18.6.05 2334.50 | Instant Rating: 9.01 | Shields also defended her use of anti-depressants, which is where this all started in the first place. She said something along the lines of the opinion that Cruise should stay out of her business and go back to "saving the world from aliens", which was a ref to his movie and thinly veiled swipe at $cientology. Very funny.
And that's how you narrate a story.
Current celebrity crush: Yeah, that's right | Big Bad
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| #24 Posted on 19.6.05 0018.10 | Instant Rating: 3.80 | Originally posted by SOK
I refuse to be a naysayer. I wish them the best; maybe they can pull this out of their asses and make it work.
Realistically, how many high profile Hollywood marriages work? Outside of Travolta's marriage?
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen
Jamie Lee Curtis and Chris Guest
Courteney Cox and David Arquette (man, I wouldn't have bet money on this one)
Warren Beatty and Annette Bening
Jane Kaczmarek and Bradley Whitford
Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora
Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been together for 20 years, though I don't think they ever actually got married
Does the Tom/Katie hookup mean that Chris Klein will have to hook up with Nicole? I would pay to be a fly on the wall for that date.
How is it that Brooke Shields is funnier in a few press quotes than she was in all those years of Suddenly Susan?
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| #25 Posted on 20.6.05 0954.34 | Instant Rating: 6.13 | Originally posted by Big Bad
Originally posted by SOK
IRealistically, how many high profile Hollywood marriages work? Outside of Travolta's marriage?
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen
Jamie Lee Curtis and Chris Guest
Courteney Cox and David Arquette (man, I wouldn't have bet money on this one)
Warren Beatty and Annette Bening
Jane Kaczmarek and Bradley Whitford
Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora
Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell have been together for 20 years, though I don't think they ever actually got married
Don't forget:
Anne Bancroft and Mel Brooks (ok, that one just ended the way it was supposed to)
George and Ann Lopez
Will and Jada Smith
How about Bob and Delores Hope (different era, maybe)
Same for Kirk and Anne Douglas
Guess the Jury's still out on Julia Roberts and David Moder
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| #26 Posted on 20.6.05 1338.38 | Instant Rating: 5.73 | This from Sunday's NY POST (nypost.com) - registration now required - an excerpt follows -
Originally posted by Sunday's NY POST
SCIENTOLOGY 'PRINCESS' IS A SPOOKY SHADOW ON KOOKY KATIE
By PHILIP RECCHIA
June 19, 2005 -- KATIE HOLMES' new Scientology "handler" is church "royalty" whose family made millions in business and the stock market — and went on to be plagued by charges of religious harassment and linked to Medicare fraud, The Post has learned.
Jessica Rodriguez has emerged as the woman who's been irking Warner Bros. Pictures by shadowing the "Batman Begins" star 24/7 during Holmes' press blitz.
Since meeting Holmes in April, Rodriguez — who believes in reincarnation and wears a Navy-like uniform while on duty at the church — has been her constant companion, shadowing the next Mrs. Tom Cruise wherever she goes on both sides of the Atlantic.
Earlier this month, she was spotted trying on shoes at Barneys in Manhattan, as Holmes gabbed away on her cellphone. She was reportedly disruptive during Holmes' interviews with the British press a few weeks ago. And yes, she was in France last week when hyper movie star Cruise popped the question to the perky starlet in Paris.
Some have described her as Holmes' new best friend. But others see her more as Katie's Scientologist mentor — or is it monitor?
They had pictures from several different events and sitings that always had her lurking in the background with her sunglasses on looking very "Secret Service".
Free Katie.
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| #27 Posted on 20.6.05 1505.26 | Instant Rating: 4.25 | God bless the men of 2nd Bn, 127th Inf, 32d "Red Arrow" Brigade, WI Army Nat'l Guard...good luck, and come home soon.
Originally posted by Teppan-Yaki
Dear NBC Foreign Desk:
When you decide to blast over the black box that Tom and Katie are officially engaged, you've announced to every affiliate that you have nothing else to do.
HA! I love that one!
Otherwise...bah. Death to celebrity cocksucking!
Rebecca Louise Ross
1947-2005
R.I.P., Mom...
www.pancreatic.org
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| #28 Posted on 20.6.05 1510.39 | Instant Rating: 8.46 | | unless they're athletes | Hogan's My Dad
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| #29 Posted on 20.6.05 1707.47 | Instant Rating: 4.53 | Originally posted by Big Bad
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman
Um, what other choice to these two have, really?
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| #30 Posted on 20.6.05 2250.39 | Instant Rating: 5.04 |
Originally posted by Sunday's NY POST
Some have described her as Holmes' new best friend. But others see her more as Katie's Scientologist mentor — or is it monitor?
Monitor. My wife works in urban planning, and she had to spend a week documenting buildings in Clearwater, some of which were on the same street as a big Scientology Center. When the students and auditees crossed the street from one Scientology building to another — a distance of maybe 50 feet — they were quite literally escorted by a platoon of security personnel, who kept the outside world from getting in their formation, and everyone in the formation from getting out.
My wife also had to take pictures of the Scientology buildings and write down details on a clipboard, so all this data could be inputted in GIS stuff and some electronic archive. About 90 seconds after taking a picture, a security man came out and threatened her with arrest for trespass and tried to bully her away from the building before she showed her credentials and the boilerplate legal paper from the city explaining the project. The guy still took down her car's license #.
Nice people.
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| #31 Posted on 21.6.05 1631.09 | Instant Rating: 3.35 | to all those who say they're the next "bennifer"
"The IMDb newspage confirms the info and takes it a step further: "Christian Bale, Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman have signed to star in a second Batman movie, but love interest Katie Holmes has been dropped. Movie bosses are thrilled with the response to Batman Begins ... and have snapped up the film's stars for a sequel ... But Holmes won't reprise her role as district attorney Rachel Dawes -- reportedly because Warner Bros is angry her engagement to Tom Cruise has stolen media attention away from the movie."
I thought Batman would be the big break for Katie, and I didn't mind, but the Cruise stuff turned me off and it looks like I wasn't the only one
 | Jaguar
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| #32 Posted on 21.6.05 1754.24 | Instant Rating: 4.53 | Take out all the weird Scientology stuff and look at it like a normal marriage announcement and that makes WB look like a bunch of assholes.
"YOUR HAPPINESS HAS INTERFERED WITH OUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN! YOU'RE FIRED!"
-Jag
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| #33 Posted on 21.6.05 1907.26 | Instant Rating: 4.95 |
Originally posted by IMDb
-- reportedly because Warner Bros is angry her engagement to Tom Cruise has stolen media attention away from the movie.
I guess that would make sense if the sequel was gonna come out next week. But it's probably at least a couple years away, and I'm sure all of this Cruise/Holmes hoopla will have died down by then.
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| #34 Posted on 21.6.05 2121.29 | Instant Rating: 5.30 | Originally posted by Jaguar
Take out all the weird Scientology stuff and look at it like a normal marriage announcement and that makes WB look like a bunch of assholes.
"YOUR HAPPINESS HAS INTERFERED WITH OUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN! YOU'RE FIRED!"
-Jag
Except even minus the Scientology aspect, this was hardly a normal announcement...
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| #35 Posted on 23.6.05 1846.35 | Instant Rating: 4.53 | God I love the Internet.
-Jag 
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| #36 Posted on 24.6.05 0243.45 | Instant Rating: 4.70 | Originally posted by Jaguar
God I love the Internet.
-Jag
It's even funnier with sound...
http://www.zippyvideos.com/4018410466685.html
This was also humorous...
http://cruiseoprah.ytmnd.com/
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| #37 Posted on 24.6.05 0917.19 | Instant Rating: 2.95 |
Just be sure you plug your headphones in before clicking this link at work. Your boss might not be a big Chappelle's Show fan.
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| #38 Posted on 24.6.05 1612.00 | Instant Rating: 4.22 | Well, I think it's official. Tom Cruise has completely lost his mind.
Cruise Gets Confrontational
And quoting:
Originally posted by "Crazy" Tom Cruise
"As far as the Brooke Shields thing, look, you got to understand, I really care about Brooke Shields. I think, here's a wonderful and talented woman. And I want to see her do well. And I know that psychiatry is a pseudo science," Cruise said.
"The thing that I'm saying about Brooke is that there's misinformation, okay. And she doesn't understand the history of psychiatry. She doesn't understand in the same way that you don't understand it, Matt," the actor said.
This coming from a guy who's religion is based on a science fiction article. Wow.
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| #39 Posted on 24.6.05 1740.23 | Instant Rating: 5.30 | For bonus fun, the full transcript and video are available here (msnbc.msn.com).
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week."I'll understand if you all just threw up in your mouths reading that..." (Reverend J Shaft) | Jaguar
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| #40 Posted on 24.6.05 1750.23 | Instant Rating: 4.53 | In other news, Tom Cruise's agent just flung himself off the Brooklyn Bridge.
First Mel Gibson, now Tom Cruise.... who's the next megastar who's going to snap and drive down their own box office?
-Jag
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