Am I alone in thinking that ol' Chuck is just hilarious?
Not ha-ha funny but so outrageous and mind-blowingly stupid that you HAVE to laugh at him? Just take tonight after the Lakers/Spurs game when he was arguing proper grammar with Kenny Smith and Ernie Johnson (Your or You're) which prompts Chuck to say: "Why we need apostrophes?"
Another Chuck moment has to be his evaluation of the Nuggets new threads: "Them thang's hideous. Men shouldn't be wearing powder blue."
Though I think his best moments are when he's arguing with Kenny Smith. Especially after the whole "eating soup with a fork or spoon" thing Kenny threw out.
Geesus YES. I have noticed that during the actual games, I flip back and forth between whatever else is on and the game.
But during the halftime and post game shows I am GLUED to this station. And it's all because of Sir Charles.
My favorite last night on Tony Parker....."Yeah, he playing good but I want to see how he react when somebody just come up and knock his ass down. I mean, knock his ass down. Run over his ass. Knock him down."
The Amazing Salami's Not-So-Random W of the Arbitrary Segment of Time
OL FUZZY BASTARD Bastard says:But it doesn't matter anyway because MICHAEL MOORE IS A FATTY! What doesn't he just die - he's so fat!!!
Originally posted by bitchfactorHe should have a whole entire network to himself.
Absolutely. I'm also of the belief that ABC should let Ernie, Jet and Chuck do the studio shows for the NBA Finals. It'd be better than the stiffs they've got doing it now.
My favorite line so far this postseason? After the Minnesota/Denver Game 4, when the Denver fans were raining debris down on the Twolves, Charles says, "Oh. See, now that's why...I think that every NBA player, once a game, should be able to grab one fan out of the seats and beat the hell out of him."
"It's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond because that is what being a [man] is." -Jack Davenport, Coupling
Originally posted by BattlezoneAbsolutely. I'm also of the belief that ABC should let Ernie, Jet and Chuck do the studio shows for the NBA Finals. It'd be better than the stiffs they've got doing it now.
I would rather hear Bill Walton recite Shakespeare for 24 straight hours, than hear ONE MORE word out of Steven A. Smith. Words can't express how much I dislike that man.
And Charles' reaction to being called a "hottie" by the Queer eye gang might be the single funniest moment in television history. An episode of Inside the NBA is consistently every bit as funny as any other show on tv.
I think without a doubt...he is the most straight forward analyst in any sport....he just drops bombs....whether or not it'll offend or not. The your incident last night was great..and him and Kenny are great together...one of the few post game shows I look forward too.
BARKLEY: "The Bucks stink, but they try hard...you know how when there's a really ugly girl, and the first thing her friends say is 'oh, she's got a great personality'? Milwaukee has a GREAT personality."
I was just thinking to myself earlier, that this thread could just break itself down into 'The Quotable Charles Barkley Thread' and STILL be supremely awesome.
Thanks for putting this together. I read through the story, but the more I tried to figure out who was going where, the more my head would throb and pound. In short, I was too lazy to set pencil to paper.