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|  #1 Posted on 23.10.03 0011.45 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | At the end of tonight's show, Jimmy Hart vowed to Jarrett that he would bring in someone he used to manage, who would then make Jarrett lose a pint of blood.
Who could it be (without REALLY sucking)?
Earthquake (bad idea)
Meng/Haku (bad idea)
Who else is there that is available? Is Bill DeMott still under contract with WWE? I have to assume that Brutus Beefcake won't be the guy. That would be suicide for TNA.
(edited by chill on 23.10.03 0015)| Promote this thread! |           | Shem the Penman
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|  #2 Posted on 23.10.03 0036.03 | Instant Rating: 4.88 | The Observer's recap suggested Brian Knobbs. Which would kinda make sense, since Knobbs is known as a hardcore-style wrestler, and of course he's a close buddy of Hart and Hogan. Wouldn't make it suck any less, but ...
Didn't Hart manage the Dungeon of Doom? Which means they could conceivably even bring in Luger, the Barbarian, or Kamala ... geez, it just gets worse the more I think about it.
"I do have a degree in electrical engineering... from almost 20 years ago. Punchcard systems were just becoming obsolete, we had rotary phones in the dorms, and a modem was still a gizmo the size of a shoebox into which you squooshed the phone receiver itself. In short, we lived like animals.
The instant obsolesence is why I became a writer. The rate of punctuation in a sentence doesn't double every 18 friggin' months, and you never have some 22-year-old looming over your shoulder, shaking his head, saying "dude... you're still using adverbs...?"
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| #3 Posted on 23.10.03 0042.59 | Instant Rating: 7.08 | Honky Tonk Man.
I mean,come on. Jarrett stole his gimmick, and now, Honky is out for REVENGE!
My god...that sounds like something they'd do. I'd better just shut the hell up.
Wisconsin Badgers: 6-2 (What a sever letdown. The fact that despite getting outclassed the whole game, we stayed in it gives me a glimmer of hope for the rest of the season.)
Minnesota Vikings: 6-0 (What a play, huh? Everybody on the team played well and we won, can't ask much more than that.) | Mattitude
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| #4 Posted on 23.10.03 0051.07 | Didn't Jimmy Hart manage Money Inc. at one time? It could be Mike Rotundo or Ted DiBiase he brings in.
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| #5 Posted on 23.10.03 0150.03 | Instant Rating: 10.00 | | THEMONSTERMENG. | PostModernBoy
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| #6 Posted on 23.10.03 0338.34 | Didn't Jimmy Hart manage Jerry Flynn as part of the First Family? Really, Flynn needs the exposure so WWE can snap him up and push that long-awaited renewal of the Goldberg-Flynn feud during HHH's honeymoon.
But seriously, of the people managed by Hart, the only one that I can see exciting some people is Terry Funk. For a regional buzz, what is Austin Idol up to?
I guess the guy would have to be a face, so that rules out King Kong Bundy and Kevin Sullivan.
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| #7 Posted on 23.10.03 0348.21 | Instant Rating: 3.40 | It's gonna be Andy Kaufman.
He has been waiting all these years for this perfect moment to once again show that he again fooled us all.
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| #8 Posted on 23.10.03 0351.36 | Instant Rating: 4.91 | I wouldn't have any problem if TNA brings John Tenta in for a one-shot. I wouldn't mind getting behind the big guy one last time.
But I have a REALLY bad feeling it could wind up being Ed Leslie, in one last desperate run.
LS: Alright, we hardly gotten any airtime and we still aren't over. Anymore ideas?
GD: Can you stare at your hand and spin on your head? Or better yet, we can have you shilling HUNGRY MAN DINNERS!
LS: That...is very disturbing. | CANADIAN BULLDOG
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| #9 Posted on 23.10.03 0856.22 | Instant Rating: 6.18 | People -- it WILL be Brutus Beefcake. Deal with it.
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| #10 Posted on 23.10.03 0902.32 | Instant Rating: 7.00 | Dangerous Danny Davis
Failing that, it'll be Terry Funk. | HairRaiser
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| #11 Posted on 23.10.03 0906.55 | Instant Rating: 3.67 | | I'm going with Beefcake, but Honky would be alot funnier. Maybe the Natural Disasters reunited, even? | InVerse
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| #12 Posted on 23.10.03 0935.52 | Instant Rating: 5.89 | | I'm going with Greg Valentine. Simply because nobody else has said it, so I'll look good if I'm right. And nobody will remember if I'm wrong, so it's a win/win situation! | Nate The Snake
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| #13 Posted on 23.10.03 1027.14 | Instant Rating: 4.64 | Considering he's basically just fodder, I'm gonna say Horace Hogan, out for revenge for his Unky Hulk.
Sadly, in a wacky mix-up, the fans will think that he's one of the Harriz Brotherz making yet another attempt at a comeback and leave en masse.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed
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| #14 Posted on 23.10.03 1032.58 | Instant Rating: 6.02 | Originally posted by It's False
I wouldn't have any problem if TNA brings John Tenta in for a one-shot. I wouldn't mind getting behind the big guy one last time.
Not only will it be Tenta, it'll be Tenta in his Shark gimmick, and he will go on to tag with SharkBoy. Their finisher: a double-team surfboard.
Undertaker may have his "don't run in my yard" bit, but they will introduce the "don't swim in our tank" theme.
I have spoken.
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| #15 Posted on 23.10.03 1037.07 | Instant Rating: 6.31 | Originally posted by Matt Tracker
Not only will it be Tenta, it'll be Tenta in his Shark gimmick, and he will go on to tag with SharkBoy. Their finisher: a double-team surfboard.
Undertaker may have his "don't run in my yard" bit, but they will introduce the "don't swim in our tank" theme.
I have spoken.
That might be pretty cool ...
Ralph Wiggum: "We're going to Africa; land of lions and giraffes and Santa and balloons ... " | LotusMegami
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| #16 Posted on 23.10.03 1123.08 | Instant Rating: 6.03 | I want Bret Hart.
Since he can't wrestle, he could bring in his nephew to help him. Or he could have been lying about never being able to wrestle, cause that keeps it more real.
I'm hopeless, aren't I?
Eddy stole my heart. | Matt Tracker
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| #17 Posted on 23.10.03 1126.59 | Instant Rating: 6.02 | Originally posted by LotusMegami
I want Bret Hart.
Since he can't wrestle, he could bring in his nephew to help him. Or he could have been lying about never being able to wrestle, cause that keeps it more real.
I'm hopeless, aren't I?
I'd hoped that Bret's Angle comments would make him more likely to go to the WWE.
But it COULD be Hart's partner, Jim Niedhart.
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| #18 Posted on 23.10.03 1145.32 | The only person I can really fathom it being is Hulk Protoge Emory Hale. Anyone remember on WCW saturday nights the "Hale Warnings"? Oy vey!
They gotta bring these back!!!:
"talk to the hand because the man don't understand." - "The Crippler" Chris Benoit
"...and that is the LAST WORD." - "The Big Nasty" Paul Wight
and of course: "Don't hate the playa...HATE THE GAME~!" - WCW World Champion Booker T | BigVitoMark
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| #19 Posted on 23.10.03 1214.41 | Instant Rating: 5.10 | Damn! Last guy to add to the thread beats me to it.
Well, let's see who's been left off the list so far...
King Kong Bundy
Leilani Kai
Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart
Dory Funk, Jr.
Jimmy Jack Funk
Judy Martin
Jacques Rougeau
Raymond Rougeau
Jerry Sags
Mr. T
Ray Traylor
Anyone else?
Personally, looking over that whole list, I think it's gonna have to be Knobs. He's had the most serious relationship with Hart and Hogan in recent years (wasn't he the president of the XWF?), and most of the other names mentioned were career heels. Would it make sense to have Honky Tonk Man come in to stick up for Hulk Hogan after all these years? Not really. I just hope the rubes don't have their hopes up...bringing in a Nasty Boy isn't going to have the effect that I think TNA is looking for. | geemoney
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| #20 Posted on 23.10.03 1306.22 | Instant Rating: 2.01 | Originally posted by The Squire
The only person I can really fathom it being is Hulk Protoge Emory Hale. Anyone remember on WCW saturday nights the "Hale Warnings"? Oy vey!
I covered "Saturday Night" for the Torch at the very end, and I got to review the Hale matches, with his big victories over Mike Jones and Chad Hart. He was quite the hoss. | | Pages: 1 2 Next
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