WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP "The Icon" Sting vs. Bobby Roode (c) - I find it interesting that right now TNA has its longest reigning TNA World Heavyweight Champion in history, Knockouts Champion in history, and X Champion in history. Moreover, all of the reigns have been real ones as opposed to reigns where the champions disappear from TV. I am rather impressed that they have managed to slow down their pace of title changes while putting out a tv product that is much more compelling than their product last year at this time. Anyway, Roode is great at cheating, so he'll probably win via some Jerichoism. Winner: Bobby Roode
WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Daniels & Kazarian (c) vs. AJ Styles & Kurt Angle - My gut says that the champions retain, but I just can't fathom Daniels winning a match. Winner: AJ Styles and Kurt Angle
#1 Contender's Match Rob Van Dam vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderson - RVD direly needs a heel turn. I miss Hardy's anti-christ character. Mr. Anderson also needs a heel turn. TNA needs villains. I'm going with Mr. Anderson's tweener character here. Winner: Mr. Anderson
KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP Brooke Tessmacher vs. Gail Kim (c) - There's still more to say in Gail's story. I look forward to her eventual match with Brooke Hogan. Winner: Gail Kim
Bully Ray vs Joseph Park - Abyss will run in, knock out his brother, and reveal that he's the one guy still in Immortal. The internet will be shocked that Abyss really did have a brother. Afterwards Rick Steiner shows up to investigate Scott's disappearance. Winner: Bully Ray
Samoa Joe vs X Division Champion Austin Aries - Joe never wins. Winner: Austin Aries
Robbie T & Robbie E vs Devon & Garett Bischoff - Los Robbies never win. Winner: Devon and Garrett Bischoff
Crimson's Open Challenge - Goldberg shows up and gets squashed. Or maybe those X-division guys who pretended to be Goldberg last year. Winner: Crimson
Kid Kash vs. Hernandez - Kid Kash still works here? What, was this match set up on Xplosion or Ring Ka Ring? Have they spent a year feuding in AAA or something? Anyway, Hernandez apparently did a sweet cattle drive to promote Slammiversary, and we all know how that improves one's wrestling prowess. Winner: Hernandez
Hall of Fame Induction: Christian Cage makes his return after being assaulted by the Main Event Mafia back in 2009. He reveals that he was the one responsible for disappearing Kevin Nash, Booker T, and Scott Steiner as his way of getting revenge.
But without the box opening ceremony, Tara would have never gotten the spider back! Does Tara get along with ANYONE on this roster? Every time I read a match summary, I automatically expect for her to be brawling with the other faces afterwords.