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BigDaddyLoco
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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.32
Why don't people with all this money just get go to professionals and drop a couple grand on a call girl. They're probably cleaner than the nightclub hos anyways.

... and all the people making a huge stink about this and Tiger coming clean are probably the same people that got caught by their wives and want to see someone else suffer.

Tiger is fucked now though. He is going to get the full on papparazzi treatment from here on out. He should have just pulled a Kobe and bought his wife a big ass ring.

EDIT: We need a Tiger Woods symbol for this tread to make it official.

(edited by BigDaddyLoco on 2.12.09 2230)
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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.47

Isn't he rumored to have said he needed to buy "a Kobe ring?"



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The Goon
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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.05
Going the call girl route didn't help Elliot Spitzer much.
hayden
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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.00
    Originally posted by odessasteps
    Boy, Jesper really threw Tiger under the bus.


I don't think you understand the meaning of the phrase "throw someone under the bus". This was not it.

(edited by hayden on 2.12.09 2236)
supersalvadoran
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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.12
    Originally posted by drjayphd
    +1 for open marriages and doing everything above board?


Okay, but you have to go -1 million for Tiger having been with anyone associated with 'Tool Academy'.

I have to point out the hilarious e-mail Tiger left for his mistress, according to Howard Stern's show. It claimed he wrote that he had a distrubing dream where he came home after winning a touranment only to catch her cheating with Derek Jeter and he didn't know how to react to it. If that's true, I can only imagine the crazy stories between Tiger and his woman (women?) that are going to come out in the near-future.

(edited by supersalvadoran on 3.12.09 0300)





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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.73
You really can't blame Tiger. He's always used to playing 18 holes.



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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.86
    Originally posted by Kevintripod
    You really can't blame Tiger. He's always used to playing 18 holes.


*SMACK* BAD!
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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.16
    Originally posted by Kevintripod
    You really can't blame Tiger. He's always used to playing 18 holes.

You're a terrible person and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Ashamed for making me LAUGH SO HARD!



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CajunMan
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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.23
Anybody seen the Tiger X-Mas card going around the net?

http://twitpic.com/rwb5t
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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.32
I thought this was an instant classic

http://www.youtube.com/​​watch?​​v=OEkomaBTppY

Also Jason Whitlock of all people has been the sanest voice of everyone I've heard or read yet Click Here (msn.foxsports.com)


(edited by BigDaddyLoco on 3.12.09 1654)
hayden
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#31 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.00
    Originally posted by Kevintripod
    You really can't blame Tiger. He's always used to playing 18 holes.


What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball?





Tiger can drive a golf ball 350 yards.
Kevintripod
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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.73
    Originally posted by hayden
    What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball?


Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards without hitting a tree..


Some others that are all over the web:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Why did Tiger Woods crash into a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.





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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.23
What is the count now? 6, 7 different women now?
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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.29
    Originally posted by CajunMan
    What is the count now? 6, 7 different women now?


Ten, according to Deadspin.



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#35 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.03
    Originally posted by JayJayDean
      Originally posted by CajunMan
      What is the count now? 6, 7 different women now?


    Ten, according to Deadspin.


Kevintripod's line about Tiger playing 18 holes is looking more and more accurate....
odessasteps
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#36 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.47
    Originally posted by Peter The Hegemon
      Originally posted by JayJayDean
        Originally posted by CajunMan
        What is the count now? 6, 7 different women now?


      Ten, according to Deadspin.


    Kevintripod's line about Tiger playing 18 holes is looking more and more accurate....


resisting temptation to make 19th hole jokes.



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AWArulz
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#37 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.73
Better hold off on the jokes. TMZ is reporting Tiger has been admitted to the hospital as an overdose patient and CNN is reporting that a "nice looking blonde woman" has been taken from Woods' house by EMTs.

This, I would never have imagined

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579698,00.html

(edited by AWArulz on 8.12.09 0736)


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Kevintripod
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#38 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.73
SNL skit on the Tiger Woods situation:


http://www.hulu.com/​watch/​113210/​saturday-​night-​live-​tiger-​woods-​accident

(edited by Kevintripod on 8.12.09 0439)


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#39 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.08
    Originally posted by AWArulz
    Better hold off on the jokes. TMZ is reporting Tiger has been admitted to the hospital as an overdose patient and CNN is reporting that a "nice looking blonde woman" has been taken from Woods' house by EMTs.

    This, I would never have imagined

    http://www.foxnews.com/​story/​0,2933,579698,00.html

    (edited by AWArulz on 8.12.09 0736)


So...a woman that was not his wife, because his wife drove up in an SUV shortly after, but looked like her was at his house was taken to the hospital on "advanced life support" and has already been released? And Tiger was admitted for an OD in a seperate incident?

That's as horribly written a story as I've ever seen. I have no clue what they are reporting.
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#40 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4724190


    WINDERMERE, Fla. -- A woman was taken to the hospital from the home of Tiger Woods early Tuesday, according to local media reports.

    According to WESH-TV, firefighters from Orange County, Fla, responded to a medical call received at 2:36 a.m. The station reported that a radio log showed an adult woman taken to a local hospital.

    According to WESH-TV, the log showed the patient initially refused transport, but was later listed as an advanced life support patient. The station also reported that a black Cadillac SUV was seen leaving the hospital shortly after the ambulance arrived, and that the license plate was similar to the one involved in the crash that involved Woods on Nov. 27.

    However, Orange County Fire Rescue spokeswoman Genevieve Latham told the Orlando Sentinel that, according to her information, rescue crews didn't take anyone to the hospital.

    "It was a medical call and the patient refused to be transported to the hospital," Latham said, according to the Sentinel.


That's only a snippit. So someone may or may not have been taken to the hospital? I'm with wmatistic. I'm lost.



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