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|  #1 Posted on 17.3.04 1454.53 | Instant Rating: 8.65 |   Some things are so ugly they're beautiful.
99% COTTON
1% SPANDEX for elasticity
RN 61847
Made in Northern Mariana Islands (U.S.A.)
Size L/XL
For care instructions
see reverse side
Machine wash cold
Delicate cycle
Do not bleach
Hang to dry
Do not dry clean
First of all, "L/XL" - the hell it is! This is one of those ties that's so short I actually have NOTHING sticking out of the back of the knot by the time I'm done. Also, this is a two-sided tag, yet they decided to unfold it and stitch both ends to the tie so it can serve as the...the thing that would hold the tail of the tie if it went down that far (except you'd have to not have a neck to actually get the tail far enough to USE that thing) - what the heck is that thing called, anyway? I better look it up later. Surely there's an "anatomy of the tie" website somewhere on this great big Internet?
Thank GOD for that 1% spandex! (I think someone IMAGINED it - NO part of this tie stretches)
Anyway, people who wear ties who make a point of picking a predominantly green tie just because it's St. Patrick's Day are SUCKAS. And I ain't not no sucka.
No ties next week, as I won't be at work HOORAY - I'll come up with something else to post here (maybe)
(edited by CRZ on 17.3.04 1255)
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| #2 Posted on 17.3.04 1458.41 | Instant Rating: 6.54 | orange is the perfect counterpoint to green on St. Paddy's Day
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| #3 Posted on 17.3.04 1547.28 | Instant Rating: 6.81 | Originally posted by dunkndollaz
orange is the perfect counterpoint to green on St. Paddy's Day
It depends on whether you are Protestant or Catholic. | Smarki Mark
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| #4 Posted on 17.3.04 1553.42 | | When I was a kid living in Lancaster CA, that was the pattern of our kitchen wallpaper. | DJ FrostyFreeze
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| #5 Posted on 17.3.04 1605.12 | Instant Rating: 4.95 |
When you post an ugly tie here, I always close my eyes and try to imagine an outfit that would actually "work" with the tie in question (Not just "match", but WORK).
I just cant come up with anything for this one. Sorry.
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
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| #6 Posted on 17.3.04 1745.20 | Instant Rating: 8.04 | It looks like a tie that would go great with one of those powder-blue suits that Vince McMahon used to wear way back when. I also get a 70's vibe from it, which is the same vibe I get every time I go to my grandma's old house. In fact, the colors of the tie quite resemble the shag carpet that's in the living room.
Ahh, memories. :)
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| #7 Posted on 17.3.04 1811.38 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreeze
When you post an ugly tie here, I always close my eyes and try to imagine an outfit that would actually "work" with the tie in question (Not just "match", but WORK).
I just cant come up with anything for this one. Sorry.
Olive shirt (white collar, white French cuffs), black pants, white/navy New Balance. And yellow socks. And a big fat yellow and black WATCH.
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| #8 Posted on 17.3.04 1920.12 | | In the classy tradition of Mr. Blassie, you, Sir, are a Fashion Plate. | pieman
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| #9 Posted on 18.3.04 0435.10 | Instant Rating: 8.21 |
Originally posted by CRZ
Anyway, people who wear ties who make a point of picking a predominantly green tie just because it's St. Patrick's Day are SUCKAS. And I ain't not no sucka
Nor I. I donned the flamingo tie in honor of Saint Patrick.
Gabba Gabba Hey!
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| #10 Posted on 18.3.04 1002.12 | Instant Rating: 3.97 | SNEAKERS with a shirt and Tie? Why not go the full nine yards and just wear a pair of blue jeans as well?
Otherwise, UGLY TIES RULE!
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| #11 Posted on 18.3.04 1047.02 | Instant Rating: 4.76 | Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreeze
When you post an ugly tie here, I always close my eyes and try to imagine an outfit that would actually "work" with the tie in question (Not just "match", but WORK).
I just cant come up with anything for this one. Sorry.
Originally posted by crz
Olive shirt (white collar, white French cuffs), black pants, white/navy New Balance. And yellow socks.
Hey Frosty, any questions now as to why you couldn't come up with anything? 
"Sorry, you need to PM me, and phrase it in the form of a question."
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| #12 Posted on 18.3.04 2002.00 | Instant Rating: 8.83 | Originally posted by StaggerLee
SNEAKERS with a shirt and Tie? Why not go the full nine yards and just wear a pair of blue jeans as well?
Otherwise, UGLY TIES RULE!
Chris wore white K-Swiss with a tux at my wedding.
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| #13 Posted on 18.3.04 2035.09 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | Originally posted by Guru Zim
Chris wore white K-Swiss with a tux at my wedding.
YOU got married on a BOAT.
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| #14 Posted on 18.3.04 2116.42 | Instant Rating: 7.36 | Originally posted by CRZ
Originally posted by Guru Zim
Chris wore white K-Swiss with a tux at my wedding.
YOU got married on a BOAT.
Pictures?
Please?
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| #15 Posted on 19.3.04 0947.05 | Instant Rating: 6.54 | Originally posted by pieman
Originally posted by CRZ
Anyway, people who wear ties who make a point of picking a predominantly green tie just because it's St. Patrick's Day are SUCKAS. And I ain't not no sucka
Nor I. I donned the flamingo tie in honor of Saint Patrick.
I still want to know where you got that awesome Flamingo tie - I need one like it in my Friday tie collection
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| #16 Posted on 19.3.04 1526.37 | Instant Rating: 8.83 | I've got pictures and you can't have them.
Willful ignorance of science is not commendable. Refusing to learn the difference between a credible source and a shill is criminally stupid. | Sec19Row53
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| #17 Posted on 19.3.04 1617.05 | Instant Rating: 7.36 | Originally posted by Guru Zim
I've got pictures and you can't have them.
Awwwwww.
Maybe I can finagle another business trip to San Diego and meet you at Petco!
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| #18 Posted on 19.3.04 1731.33 | Instant Rating: 4.84 | Originally posted by CRZ
Originally posted by Guru Zim
Chris wore white K-Swiss with a tux at my wedding.
YOU got married on a BOAT.
You let your brother get married on a boat and didn't attend in full Captain Stubing attire? For shame, Zed.
You could've at least worn an awesome captain's hat.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed
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| #19 Posted on 20.3.04 0544.36 | Instant Rating: 8.21 |
Originally posted by Guru Zim
I've got pictures and you can't have them.
I saw some of the pictures a while back and I must say it appeared to be a very nice, dignified affair despite the long-haired dude with the tux and sneakers.
Gabba Gabba Hey!
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|  #20 Posted on 21.3.04 1740.06 | Instant Rating: 2.82 | EDIT: This was a stupid post. I apologise for wasting peoples time and bandwidth.
(edited by Big G on 21.3.04 1544)
Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund
One of these days, when Triple H is in the middle of one of his long grunting promos, Jericho should just lean forward, stick his finger on the end of Triple H's schnozz and say, "poooooooke!" No one will know what to do.
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