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#1 Posted on
Smackdown Spoilers:

Backstage, Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild knocks on Torrie Wilson's locker room door. He wants Torrie to be the special guest on their upcoming spring break uncensored PPV. Torrie accepts and Francis leaves.

**Hugh Heffner is shown on the oval tron saying a WWE Diva will soon be appearing in an upcoming issue of Playboy.**

Special Valentine's Day Bra & Panties Match - Torrie Wilson beat Dawn Marie Wilson. After the match Nidia hit the ring and attacked Torrie. Torrie ended up double clotheslining Dawn and Nidia, and pulled Nidia's pants off. Torrie gave a sneak peak of her ass and left.

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I guess that makes it official. Torrie Wilson welcome to the land of opportunity. As a Playboy Cover Girl, you too can be guranteed lifetime appearances at Auto Shows. :)
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#2 Posted on
Even now, I can imagine her saying, "this wax treatment is so durable that lighting this puddle of gasoline on fire, on your car, will not dull the shine," in that stilted, vapid style of speech she has.



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#3 Posted on
The more pressing issue is, will Torrie ever job to Dawn Marie?

This makes her, what, 85-0 so far?



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#4 Posted on

    Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
    The more pressing issue is, will Torrie ever job to Dawn Marie?

    This makes her, what, 85-0 so far?



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#5 Posted on
Whatever... From your stepmom wearing out your dad to Girls Gone Wild.... THAT's what I call recovery! Isn't that why that whole crazy Al thing happened? Over some dumb lingerie contests or something? Wow... Well, it's not like I'm gonna care who wins but I'll avert my eyes during THAT segment. Nidia's all I care about. Sucks they throw her in the middle of that crap.

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#6 Posted on
No one can stop TorrieBerg. She's such a powerful force.

I remember the days when I actually cared about Dawn. This horrific saga with Torrie made me lose all interest in Dawn Marie. I never had any interest in Torrie.

Even the win Scott Summets stated Dawn took the Rikishi stinkface, and Matt took a Rikishi stinkface as well. And Torrie left smiling and waving. Rikish & Torrie now there's a intergender crap on a stick team.

Torrie Wilson annoys me to no end, just seeing her makes me annoyed and bored. I know she's just for sex but she's boring at even that, give me Stacy any time... I can't believe on one side you have such hard working and cool women like Trish and Victoria (Molly & Jazz as well), while on the other end you have Torrie Wilson. If they ever decide that any of the important Raw girls have to job and make Torrie look amazingly strong, I think I might lose it.

Well they better get all the bra and panties matches they can out of Torrie now, because once she's goes full out naked the we see the full goods. Seeing her in her underwear just doesn't seem all that impressive.

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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by fuelinjected
    As a Playboy Cover Girl, you too can be guranteed lifetime appearances at Auto Shows. :)


She might have a problem when it comes to giggling aimlessly and saying "Oh, you" when the Homer Simpsons of the world ask if she comes with the car.

But at least Playboy seems to be the kiss of death when it comes to WWE careers, so we shouldn't have to put up with her vapid storylines much longer.





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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by HomerJFong

      Originally posted by fuelinjected
      As a Playboy Cover Girl, you too can be guranteed lifetime appearances at Auto Shows. :)


    She might have a problem when it comes to giggling aimlessly and saying "Oh, you" when the Homer Simpsons of the world ask if she comes with the car.

    But at least Playboy seems to be the kiss of death when it comes to WWE careers, so we shouldn't have to put up with her vapid storylines much longer.



She'll be gone as soon as she does her second issue is published.

And why would somebody do a second issue of Playboy? Everybody saw what they had the first time.



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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.44
All right, here's a newsflash:

Torrie doesn't write the storylines. No woman could have turned the Al W. storyline into something worth watching. So why don't some of you Torrie haters blame Paul Heyman and/or whoever wrote the storyline?

I'm glad all you guys will be so happy when Torrie isn't in the WWE, but some of us don't mind looking at her or watching her at least attempt to become a better wrestler. There was this certain woman, one Trish Stratus, who was an awful wrestler once too you know. I can see that Torrie is trying to improve, but it's tough to do that when the crux of the use of women on Smackdown is bikini contests. Torrie doesn't even have any woman on SD to learn from. Nidia? No. Dawn? Hardly. Ivory? On Raw still I think.

The point is, Torrie has attempted to do as much as she can on Smackdown. When the WWE loses her, it won't be as great a day as some of you think.





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I am willing to grant Torch's point about her having no chance to improve on Smackdown. That show is the graveyard of women's wrestling (and really why isn't the women's division on Smackdown, since Lawler has admitted he doesn't like women's wrestling) and there's no way to adequately improve. However, she has had AMPLE time on camera to not be the worst actress in the history of recorded events. She could barely sell Al as being her father, when he actually is her father! I'll give her a chance as a wrestler, but she needs to go take an acting course, as she sticks out among wrestlers as a bad actress, and that's not exactly an Oscar winning crew there.



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#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by Torchslasher
    All right, here's a newsflash:

    Torrie doesn't write the storylines. No woman could have turned the Al W. storyline into something worth watching. So why don't some of you Torrie haters blame Paul Heyman and/or whoever wrote the storyline?

    I'm glad all you guys will be so happy when Torrie isn't in the WWE, but some of us don't mind looking at her or watching her at least attempt to become a better wrestler. There was this certain woman, one Trish Stratus, who was an awful wrestler once too you know. I can see that Torrie is trying to improve, but it's tough to do that when the crux of the use of women on Smackdown is bikini contests. Torrie doesn't even have any woman on SD to learn from. Nidia? No. Dawn? Hardly. Ivory? On Raw still I think.

    The point is, Torrie has attempted to do as much as she can on Smackdown. When the WWE loses her, it won't be as great a day as some of you think.








I've found Torrie dull and useless since her debut in WCW in early '99. The only thing the Al Wilson storyline did was force her to be on TV even more.



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#12 Posted on
My dislike for Torrie stems from the fact that she hasn't improved at all and she's been in wrestling for FOUR YEARS. She just doesn't really bring anything to the proverbial wrestling table, IMO.

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#13 Posted on

    Originally posted by Torchslasher
    All right, here's a newsflash:

    Torrie doesn't write the storylines. No woman could have turned the Al W. storyline into something worth watching. So why don't some of you Torrie haters blame Paul Heyman and/or whoever wrote the storyline?

    I'm glad all you guys will be so happy when Torrie isn't in the WWE, but some of us don't mind looking at her or watching her at least attempt to become a better wrestler. There was this certain woman, one Trish Stratus, who was an awful wrestler once too you know. I can see that Torrie is trying to improve, but it's tough to do that when the crux of the use of women on Smackdown is bikini contests. Torrie doesn't even have any woman on SD to learn from. Nidia? No. Dawn? Hardly. Ivory? On Raw still I think.

    The point is, Torrie has attempted to do as much as she can on Smackdown. When the WWE loses her, it won't be as great a day as some of you think.




Point taken. I'll give her this, if she turns out like Trish Stratus did, then I'm more than willing to eat my crow. I see her wrestling, and well, I think "Okay, what would she look like doing an STF?". Then I picture it. Anything is certainly possible in the wrestling biz. But at the same time, it's hard to get into her after THAT (Al). But if Trish can survive a dirty old man, then maybe... Trish really wanted to do it all in the WWE, now she has. I don't get that vibe with Torrie. Like I said, if she can turn the corner, then okay. After all, we've seen how great a technician Sable was after the Playboy thing, right (tongue pressing against cheek)?

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#14 Posted on
Sorry for stating the obvious, but didn't Torrie come from the world of fitness magazine covers? I guess auto magazines would be a step up?




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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.42
Torrie's issue won't sell as much as Chyna or Sable, mainly because the WWE doesn't have as big an audience as when the other two were in it. Her attitude may not be a problem, so maybe her career won't be killed because of it.
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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by spf2119
    She could barely sell Al as being her father, when he actually is her father!


It's actually harder to act out real-life relationships. If I was with my parents on TV, it would be hard to get really emotional, whereas it's much easier to say stuff and yell at a random guy who is simply playing my dad, because there are no ramifications afterwards. I think that is a similar reason why Undertaker and Sara were so boring to watch together. And Matt Hardy and Lita were pretty boring together, also. And Buff and Judy Bagwell were quite boring together. I bet Torrie and Billy K would be EXTREMEMLY boring together. Whereas Billy and Chuck were really fun! As are Nidia and Jamie [they aren't really dating, right?].

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#17 Posted on

    Originally posted by TheBucsFan
    Torrie's issue won't sell as much as Chyna or Sable, mainly because the WWE doesn't have as big an audience as when the other two were in it. Her attitude may not be a problem, so maybe her career won't be killed because of it.


Well that is true and maybe you're right, but on the flip side Torrie you know, actually looks good. While Sable just looked like a 50 year old with implants and Chyna looked like a man with implants.



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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.44

    Originally posted by socetew
    I bet Torrie and Billy K would be EXTREMEMLY boring together.

They're both plenty boring by themselves.
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#19 Posted on

    Originally posted by zoggy1
    Sorry for stating the obvious, but didn't Torrie come from the world of fitness magazine covers? I guess auto magazines would be a step up?



Well hey, so did Trish. Here's our main problem with Torrie for everybody who cares about it: No charisma/character. Remember Sunny? Yep. Remember Chyna? Yep. Shit, even remember LUNA VACHON? Yep. See in no way were the latter 2 as hot as Torrie, but we cared about them a whole lot more cause they could actually fit into storylines and make their character work. Torrie doesn't have any ability to act, and as was said, can't even sell her real father as being her father.



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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
    Originally posted by Quezzy
    ...and Chyna looked like a man with implants.


What do you mean by 'looked like'? I still say that Chyna WAS a man with implants, and nothing's gonna change that.

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