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Since: 7.8.02
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.20
1Wrestling.com is reporting that Torrie Wilson has agreed to pose for a Playboy pictorial. Get those subscription forms ready!



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Since: 22.1.02
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Wonder if hers will beat Chyna's? Kinda seems like a no-brainer to me...



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Since: 2.1.02
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#3 Posted on
Hooooooooooooo!

(I'd still rather have Stacy)




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Since: 2.1.02
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#4 Posted on
Torrie poses before Trish? Damn, I thought Trish would be in Playboy first. Looking forward to see this one.



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#5 Posted on
Chyna's will still be a bigger seller, because with her there were all the curiousity buys looking to see if any signs of a sex change operation could be seen.



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Since: 27.6.02

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#6 Posted on
This should be great, better than Sable's and Chyna's by a longshot! I wonder if Kidman will be in any of the pics ala Kim and DDP.



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Since: 24.7.02

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#7 Posted on
The best news of all: If the Sable/creature named Chyna pattern continues, Torrie Wilson will develop a huge ego and depart shortly after the Playboy edition is printed. For the good of lower mid carders everywhere, let her leave.



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Since: 17.1.02
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BEST. NEWS. TODAY.

(I'd rather it be Stacy as well)



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Since: 23.10.02
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thats so true abotu chyna. I could care less about her i was just curious more than anything and no i didnt buy it i got emf for free off the net. Make that 3 now i think in saying i would prefer stacey but hell ill take torrie anyday



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Since: 21.11.02
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#10 Posted on
Too bad she couldn't pose with Dawn Marie. THAT would be a great issue!



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Since: 20.6.02
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#11 Posted on
This troubles me. So far, WWF/E is 0 for 2 on keeping their Playboy models' egos in check. I get the feeling we may be seeing the final days of Torrie Wilson in WWE and there will be mucho ugliness when she DOES leave.

Of course, we all know who we should pity now.

Billy Kidman.

Hey Kidman, why don't you ask Marc Mero how nice it is to have your woman pose for Playboy and what wonders it did for his wrestling career?




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#12 Posted on
I stand corrected. Earlier today I stated in a different thread that the news of The Rock may star in a remake of Walking Tall was the best thing that I would read today.

But until further notice...this is the best news I'll read today.



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Since: 12.10.02
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#13 Posted on
Well she's proven that she can't act, she can't wrestle, she has no personality, she can't manage, so she brings nothing to the table in wrestling. She's been around for years and shown no improvement.

So what's left? Pose naked. I say good, we'll see her naked and hopefully she'll be gone within the year. Except we're gonna probably have to sit through some massive undeserved push for Torrie down our throats.

I don't think it will outsell Sable or Chyna due to the fact that WWE isn't that hot right now.
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#14 Posted on
Just in case you want to visualize:



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Since: 12.10.02
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#15 Posted on
Doesn't posing naked ruin the one thing she's good (?) at? Stripping down to her underwear on camera. No one really cared when Sable started doing it after her issue came out.
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#16 Posted on
The difference between Sable & Chyna and Torrie is that Sable & Chyna already had monstrous egos PRIOR to doing Playboy that only got worse after the fact. Part of that newspiece was that Torrie doesn't have the same affliction.

This is gonna work out great for all parties. :)



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At the risk of sounding like a major tool, I have to say that I couldn't give a drizzling shit about Torrie in Playboy. Torrie has never done anything for me. First she had more pronounced muscles than I did, she was getting Chyna-esque. Thankfully she's let those go away somewhat, but then she started with that damn lollipop all the time. I think Torrie Wilson is the quinsential USA Up All Night silicone blonde. I'd take Stacy or Tirsh in Playboy anyday, and Nidia in Hustler (if we're being honest). And none of them can hold a candle to Sable. And that's the bottom line.



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Since: 2.1.02
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#18 Posted on

    Originally posted by My Anti-Drug
    At the risk of sounding like a major tool, I have to say that I couldn't give a drizzling shit about Torrie in Playboy. Torrie has never done anything for me. First she had more pronounced muscles than I did, she was getting Chyna-esque. Thankfully she's let those go away somewhat, but then she started with that damn lollipop all the time. I think Torrie Wilson is the quinsential USA Up All Night silicone blonde. I'd take Stacy or Tirsh in Playboy anyday, and Nidia in Hustler (if we're being honest). And none of them can hold a candle to Sable. And that's the bottom line.


Some of what you said (Sable being the best - WTF?) was complete blasphemy, but I'll forgive it because of two things:

You referened Rhonda Shear, the object of all my adolescent Saturday night fantasies and harbinger of all brutal B-movies.

You said "Nidia" and "Hustler" in the same sentence...what an idea! And I concur!



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Since: 27.6.02

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#19 Posted on

    Originally posted by It's False
    This troubles me. So far, WWF/E is 0 for 2 on keeping their Playboy models' egos in check. I get the feeling we may be seeing the final days of Torrie Wilson in WWE and there will be mucho ugliness when she DOES leave.

    Of course, we all know who we should pity now.

    Billy Kidman.

    Hey Kidman, why don't you ask Marc Mero how nice it is to have your woman pose for Playboy and what wonders it did for his wrestling career?



Maybe Mero and Kidman can make a tag team based on all their like qualities.... they both have been in "gay" gimmicks (Flock, Johnny B Badd), both do the SSP, and both have wives(well one soon to be wife) in playboy.



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Since: 8.6.02
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#20 Posted on
Put in the minority camp of people who think Sable was best. I still don't see what she did that was so freakin' awful that she's hated by the IWC, a bunch of people who for the most part never go outdoors.

Sable was, in 1998, probably a bigger star than anyone other than Austin, Rocky (by mid-year) and dX. She actually sold tickets. She was good looking and people went crazy over her. She was, to that point the biggest female star the WWF had ever produced. She wrestled poorly, but she did the two moves she knows well (which is the same thing you can say about Lita).

One day she thought of herself as a big star. Well, folks, and forgive me because I wasn't an IWCite when all this went down so I've never had the dicussion, but SHE WAS A BIG STAR. One of the biggest on the show. Why shouldn't she expect to be paid accordingly? Why shouldn't she expect that having her clothes torn in England on a PPV is improper expectations? Let's not forget that Russo came up with a lot of Sable's material simply as a means to watch her (several wrestlers gave testimony they thought that's why he was writing it) in various states of undress. She was valid in her sexual harassment allegations if the case really was that one perverted "writer" wrote her nuder and nuder into each show so he could whack off between segments. Her playboy was a record-setter.

Why, because she's a woman, must she "know her role". If Hogan, Austin, Nash, Triple H or anyone else gets a big head we're more understanding but if a chick does it she's trash. Well I'm sorry but having seen the way Vince treats all of his female employees (HEY, STEPH...MY OWN DAUGHTER...YOUR BREASTS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH! LET ME BUY YOU SOME AND THEN STARE AT THEM ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!) I think Sable's 100 percent right. Here's Trish, who we admire, but who got on all fours and barked like a dog. Sorry, that ain't any kind of example to set for girls. He gets to slobber on Trish, slobber on Stacy, and the only reason he never slobbered on Torrie is because she was in a relationship with someone who Vince has to face weekly. I mean, Sable got out before Vince's perverted misgyny REALLY got going and I tip my hat to her for it. The lawsuit was, granted, a little frivilous but you know what? In a country where fat people can sue restaurants for NOT refusing to serve them, it's well under par.

WWE has not created a star of Sable's calibre since she's been gone. Trish? Who are we kidding? She's a better wrestler, but is nowhere near as popular. Half the guys I know think Lita's ugly. Torrie and Stacy are featured talents in half-empty arenas. Vince likes to think he can "make" Sables, the same way he likes to think he can "make" Austins and Hogans---yet he constantly fails to do so.

All I say is that if Sable made a ton of money and got out of the WWF before it got to its current state, she's smarter than half these guys still there who wouldn't get recognized at K-Mart.

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