I think self proclaimed "smarks" are gay. They refer to fans as "marks", which basically means a sucker, for cheering a wrestler who isn't an internet darling. All the while they say things like, "Benoit is my Savior" or "Ricky Steamboat was screwed out of the WWF" only because Scott Keith (who I like, by the way) told them that in one of his rants. Actually, I doubt most "smarks" are old enough to even remember that shit. Even so, they were probably kids when that happened, so what's the big deal? Sounds like a mark to me. Not even a mark for the wrestler, but a Keith mark. Pitiful. Like you're better than some schmoe who just goes to matches cause he wants to see HHH kick someones ass only because they think he looks like a badass, notecause he knows how to do a space flying tiger drop. I hate it the most when I see someone making rules for being a smart fan like you can't cheer a face or some shit. What is that shit? Whatever, I'm too tired to bitch anymore now, but I will be back.
DDP: Well, there's this little passage I got memorized, Diamond Dallas 25:17. Sort of fits this occasion:
"The path of the bookerman is beset on all sides by the inequities of the talented, and the tyranny of workrate freaks. Blessed is he, who in the name of tradition and sports entertainment carries the stiffs through the matches of Nitro, for he is truly the workrate's keeper, and the finder of lost quality. And I will lay the smack down upon thee with great vengeance and furious roid rage those who attempt to outwrestle and expose my brothers. And you will know my name as the Bookerman, when I lay my catchphrase upon thee!"
Originally posted by rikidozanWhy do you think "Smarks" are homosexual?
Generally because they want to suck guys like Benoit's dick. Do you not agree? I could think of more examples.
(edited by not a wrestler on 10.12.02 2227)
I usually try to steer clear of threads like this but really this is just a tad foolish.
You do realise that it's possible to admire another human being (yes even a male one) without having a burning desire to perform oral sex acts on them. Well maybe not if your names Monica Lewinsky, but generally speaking, its a bit of a leap to go from say "I think Benoit and Angle are the most entertaining guys in the wwe" to "Man I want those guys babies".