By popular demand, I'm back with yet another tally of when a wrestling female's personal space is invaded to the enjoyment (or dismay) of a national audience. This time around, I focus on the incredible enigma that is Sherri Martel's panties. Here we go....
OK, I must admit, when I was little 9 year lad, I had a MEGA crush on the then 38 year old women known as Sherri Martel, or as she was known to WWF marks such as me at the time, Sensational Sherri. She was the first women on television that I admired, not to mention that Sherri gave me my first 'hard-ons'. How I envyed Shawn Michaels at the time!
Anyways, it's amazing how many times this women's skirt flew up, especially on a show many kids watched. If she knew she was going to get tossed around, why did she always a skirt so the guys could look up her dress? Shouldn't she have worn pants all those times? I guess she really is a skank if she doesn't mind.
So without further ado, from the best of my meager memory, I give you the 'The Un-Official Sherri Martel Upskirt/Stripped Tally'!
WWF Summerslam 1989 (Black Stockings) - After the conclusion of the Hogan/Brutus vs. Sacage/Zeus matchup, Sherri tries to break the pin Hogan made on Zeus. She's about a second to late and Hogan corners her. Hogan lifts her up sky high for the audience and she is wearing black stockings on this evening. I almost always have a heartattack when Hogan gives women atomic drops, especially when they're wearing a dress, and ESPECIALLY when it's Sherri. By the way, if you have the Hogan DVD, you can watch this historic moment as the Summerslam match is on disk 1 of the extras.
Hulkamania 4 Coliseum Video (Black Panties) - This was the first time I had seen the enigma that is Sherri Martel's underwear. I nearly jizzed all over myself when this occured as I watched the video. Well, in the last match of this Hulkster tape, there is a Hogan/Savage match. I presume it's September 1989. Well, Hogan catches Sherri yet again, and gives her another atomic drop. She rolls to the side of the ring, not before the camera gets a good quality closeup of her black panties. It was sweet.
WWF Supertape 2 Video/10-89 WWF Saturday Night's Main Event (Red Panties) - A Savage/Duggan match took place on SNME in October 1989, and this match can be found on WWF Supertape 2 as well. Well, Sherri gets involved and towards the end of the match, gets knocked around by Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Sherri's on the mat, and the cameraman PURPOSELY zooms in on Sherri's exposed red panty clad buttock. All Lord Alfred can say is 'OH MY!!', at least when they overdubbed Vince's and Ventura's commentary on SuperTape. I must applaud the cameraman for once for zooming in on this, rather than zoom away if say Stephanie McMahon's dress flew up. Sherri's ass took up the whole screen, to my enjoyment.
WWF Wrestlefest 1990 Video (Black Panties) - I believe this took place in the summer of 1990. Ironically enough, before the match started, Sherri looked up Roddy's skirt, so she had an upskirt of her own as well. Roddy then fulfilled every red blooded American's dream, he slapped Sherri Martel's ass, to her shock. Well, in this instance, Roddy flips Sherri upside down and her black panties get revealed yet again.
11/90 WWF Saturday Night's Main Event (Black Panties) - Sherri and Savage rundown the Warrior after his match with Ted DiBiase. Nothing major, but as she slides out, you can a so/so glimpse of her black panties.
01/91 MSG Cage Match On WWF Mega Matches Video (Black Panties) - Warrior strips Sherri to her black undergarments and quite frankly, I almost bust a button on my pants. Sherri's left lying flat on the mat in her black underwear to close out the Savage/Warrior match. Thumbs up all the way, and that's not the only thing that 'went up' I might add...
WWF Worldtour 1991 Video (Black Panties) - As Sherri cheers on DiBiase, she gets a bit too wrapped up and mildly slides into the ring, but yet still under the ring ropes. Her dress is wide open as she cheers Ted on, and the first few rows get a long look up Sherri's dress, as does the camera man. That's why I like Sherri, she doesn't mind people looking up her skirt.
WCW Halloween Havoc 1994 (Black Stockings) - I almost had a seizure from this one. Sherri climbed into the cage to fend off Hogan and help Flair. Sherri gets humilated yet again when Hogan strips Sherri of her dress to her black stockings and bra. Words really can't describe seeing Sherri beat up Hogan in her black lingerie. Her greatest WCW moment by far!
WCW Clash of The Champions January 1996 (White Panties) - Sherri is getting set to wed Col. Rob Parker at the clash. Booker, Stevie Ray, Mean Gene, and The Disco Inferno are in attendance. Well, Madusa crashes the wedding and beats up on Sherri, wedding dress or no wedding dress. As Sherri is rolling around on the concrete, Sherri's white panties get exposed, sadly for the final time on national tv, to my recollection.
Phew, that's a lotta typing. Well, to the best of my memory, I recalled 9 instances in which Sherri Martel was exposed. Not to shabby I'd say, although I'm sure there have SEVERAL more, especially at houseshows, but these are the ones in which I've seen via videotape. And also, I have all these moments on video or in a magazine, so perhaps I'll post up images of these classic moments one of these days. Until next time when I bring up the long awaited Stephanie McMahon upskirt tally edition, this has been your residential Weinerville pervert, Danndogg75.
SHERRI UPSKIRT/STRIPPED NOTES
- Good chances of Sherri Martel upskirts occured at Royal Rumble 1991, Wrestlemania 7, and Wrestlemania 9. Too my utter dismay, nothing came to fruition.
- Sherri was stripped by the Warrior SEVERAL times when he and the Warrior were battling it out on the houseshow circuit. I WANT PICTURES!! Man, that Warrior is so lucky...
- It would have been nice if Sherri gave us a more varied selection in terms of the color of her panties. Black gets boring after a while, but nonetheless, as I always say, 'an upskirt is better than no upskirt at all'.
Truthfully, I find Sherri Martel to be disgusting and slimey, I really don't like her. I dared myself to look at a nude pictures of her from the early 80's sometime back and I nearly blinded myself. Thankfully, the image of her nude is out of my mind.
My Miss Elizabeth post got such a good response, so by popular demand I felt the need to toss up another awkward post, so I just did. I have one more coming up on Stephanie McMahon, and then I'm done with upskirt related posts, mostly because I don't keep track of Stacy Keibler, Trish, Terri, etc...
Also, I don't think anyone will care what I think of the state of the WWE, they'res not much more that can be said that hasn't been said already. Instead, I'll just conjure up the weirdest and wackiest things I can think of pertaining to the world of professional wrestling.
So in other words, watch out for more weird ass crap from me, whether you like it or not.
Gawd, this dude is SO disturbing, it's scary. After so many ragged on him for posting that other creepy thread, he thinks it's popular??? Man, someone get him a therapist. I'm also putting money on him being a 35 year old virgin, too...
Gawd, this dude is SO disturbing, it's scary. After so many ragged on him for posting that other creepy thread, he thinks it's popular???
Well, it is the second most viewed thread still on the front page. It passed the 1000 views mark. And the post title leaves little doubt about what the thread is about (so people weren't tricked). And it got plenty of feedback. So I would say that would qualify as popular, as far as posts go.
Originally posted by THEMIXXERGawd, this dude is SO disturbing, it's scary. After so many ragged on him for posting that other creepy thread, he thinks it's popular??? Man, someone get him a therapist. I'm also putting money on him being a 35 year old virgin, too...
Yeah, about as disturbing as someone taking the time to manipulate HHH images in hopes of getting a laugh from a random wrestling fan (that he doesn't even know) on an internet message board. Face it, we're all a little odd around here, otherwise we wouldn't be posting on a wrestling forum in the first place. I don't see a panty shot thread being any more obsessive or creepy than discussing what you would say to a dead wrestler to warn them about the future. Because we all know THAT's normal behavior.
Originally posted by danndogg75When I think popular, I look at how many responses my post got, not really whether people actually liked it. I'd much rather have a negative reply than no reply at all.
Amazingly, I haven't really gotten torn to shreads too severely here for this post or the one on Liz, which would be the case if I posted this just about anywhere else.
I found the Miss Elizabeth thread funny, in the same sense that Chris Nowinski is funny - sophomoric, geeky and horny. But you should've quit while you were still ahead...I don't think anyone, myself including, was calling for more threads like this. We were mainly laughing at your ability to remember all of this crap and keep a running total on it, then declare your absolute depravity for the whole world to see.
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How can anyone who watches WWE bitch about creepy anything? Who the hell is creepier (who's not in jail or dead) than Vince F'n Mac. Who OKed Mark Henry/Mae Young? Necrophilia(sp?)? Men kissing other men's asses on TV? Stinkface? His own daughter doing HLA? Midget/animal/woman/sen- ior citizen abuse? Fag marriages on TV? Hell, Sherri may not be your cup of tea, but half the losers crying over the post probably do spank off over her, or Trish, or whoever. A man or boy finding a human woman sexy is pretty damn ordinary for this brand of entertainment.
Good call Joe Joe. There's a lot more creepier stuff than making a post about upskirt memories gone by. You forget one though, when Vince was staring at her own daughter's breasts during that wedding vows episode, and seemed to LIKE IT.
He had been creeping up for a while, but after tonight I now officially place Booker T ahead of Steven Regal, and is the new "best facial expressions" champion.
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