The last one went 5 pages, lets see what this one does...
This is a group called the Murmurs, That on the left is Leisha Hailey... I love her!
I'm sure you all know the quite lovely Kylie Minogue. She'd be a 3 spinner if you know what I mean.
Lastly, this is the reason I'm going to hell when I die. Avril Lavigne; the girl of my dreams at the moment. She's about 15 years my jr. and because of the shit I think about when I see her, I'll be sucking satans choad for eternity.
Actually, the one that made me shoot coffee through my nose was the one where the guy says it so easy "even a caveman could do it" A loud crash, pan to the boom operator, a scraggly unevolved looking fellow.