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The W - Pro Wrestling - Now the Kane and HLA Storylines make sense
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While pondering why the fed has put two such idiotic angles together recently, the answer suddenly occurred: They are trying to target the young female demographic. Now, in a company like the WWE, who has the most contact with young females, Jerry Lawler. So, as Uncle Jerry travels from town to town and stalks playgrounds, the young girls, upon being propositioned, state 'Over my Dead Body.' Thus, Uncle Jerry thinks the kids are into necrophilia these days. Those that aren't into necrophilia tell Uncle Jerry 'I'd rather be with a girl than go with you.' Thus, Uncle Jerry reports backs that the youngsters are into Hot Lesbian Action. Now it all makes complete sense.



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#2 Posted on
...that took way too much effort.



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#3 Posted on
Knowing the WWE,that actually might be true.






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Hehehhehe, that's the funniest post I've read in quite a long time. It is of the goodness.

(edited by DarrylTheHitman on 21.10.02 1512)


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    Originally posted by DarrylTheHitman
    Hehehhehe, that's the funniest post I've read in quite a long time. It is of the goodness.

    (edited by DarrylTheHitman on 21.10.02 1512)






I try, I try. But I also must thank Jerry Lawler for, well, just being Uncle Jerry. Remember, if he can't pick up Jerry's Kids, who can?



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Since: 21.9.02
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#6 Posted on
I suppose it's between him and Jerry Lee Lewis for who the real Lothario with the underagers is. Makes you wonder who the real "Killer" is though.



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#7 Posted on
Considering the way Lawler was celebrating necrophilia throughout the second hour perhaps Brian Christopher hasn't told us everything about his Daddy.



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Since: 21.9.02
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#8 Posted on
Maybe I was wrong in one of last week's threads--perhaps Paul Bearer was Jerry's pimp, not Kane's?



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