While pondering why the fed has put two such idiotic angles together recently, the answer suddenly occurred: They are trying to target the young female demographic. Now, in a company like the WWE, who has the most contact with young females, Jerry Lawler. So, as Uncle Jerry travels from town to town and stalks playgrounds, the young girls, upon being propositioned, state 'Over my Dead Body.' Thus, Uncle Jerry thinks the kids are into necrophilia these days. Those that aren't into necrophilia tell Uncle Jerry 'I'd rather be with a girl than go with you.' Thus, Uncle Jerry reports backs that the youngsters are into Hot Lesbian Action. Now it all makes complete sense.
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
I finally think they've got a decent look for Albert now. I know it's only the generic WWF black tights/boots combo, but I think he actually looks like more of a legit monster, like a sort of fat Goldberg (Alberg!).