Here are a few ideas for matches that could be booked on RAW this week under the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal system (Where's Cheetum the Midget when You need Him.)
1) Jeff Hardy vs. Brooklyn Brawler in a Loser Sleeps With Patterson Match (Double DQ, Pat ends up with both) 2) Big Slow vs. an invading Mark Henry in a Loser has Contract Voided Match (Who cares who wins, it would rid us of one of the fat turds) 3) Kane and Hurricane vs Island Boys (Titles and Masks vs Hair and Career) 4) Booker T vs Jericho (Texas Death Match) 5) Stacy vs Trish (Loser must be locked in a room with Lawler for an hour match) 6) HHH vs RVD (Steel Cage I Quit Match)
I want you to know, I agree with everything I've just said.
Y2J vs RVD vs Jeff Hardy vs Booker T in a "glass ceiling" match:
a steel cage covered with a layer of glass. above the cage suspended in mid air is a sledgehammer. the first wrestler to crack through the glass ceiling and obtain the sledgehammer is decalred the winner. the winner then gives the sledgehammer to HHH so he can hit him with it and injure his quad again and be put out of action.
"What do you mean 'Parts Unknown'? Are you telling me he doesn't have a social security number so we can track him down? How does he get a paycheck?" - G. Monsoon
Trish vs. Jaqueline in a match where the loser has to have her implants removed? [Insert obligatory Steph joke here.]
I know I really should just let this pass cause it's not good for my blood pressure, Trish's chest isn't that big. Don't know or care if she had work on them or not I think her chest goes well with her body type. Sure she's busty but nothing too outrageous (especially in this industry). Actually Trish in normal(non-pushups)bra or bikini she looks like a normal busty girl and her having a normal bodytype she looks good (IMO). Why put Trish in that match when we do have Terri, she needs a downgrade to more realistic size more then Trish =).. I know I over-react but Trish is my girl
Victoria v. Stacy - HArdcore match - I Know I've stated this before but I really want them to continue Vickie bully ways by her destroying Stacy (with Trish not able to compete by the doctors due to a concussion from last week chair shot). And while she finishes the job on Stacy with a Chair out comes Trish for the save only to be nailed the second she enters the ring by Victoria... Vickie major heel destroying to popular girls. Trish babyface ignoring doc's orders to do a save. Stacy becomes face, she's never booed anyways.
Christian v. Test - hair vs. hair- Well we do keep hairing (haha get it) reports that Vince & co. wants them to get a new look. What better way then a hair vs. hair Stipulation.
**Glad I caught Ana Ng post before I send mine, that's funny =). They need a ladder and ask every wrestler who's not a champion to bring their most important personal possession so they could put it up there for the match.
What happens if at 10:45 they spin the wheel and 1 hour Iron man match pops up. Sorry CSI/Sportscenter, your screwed. =)
Originally posted by Net Hack SlasherWhy put Trish in that match when we do have Terri, she needs a downgrade to more realistic size more then Trish =)..
Because I don't want to see Terri wrestling period. You could be right, though. I haven't really paid much attention to Trish's chest, I just picked her at random. I would have put Lita in there instead but obviously she can't wrestle at all.
And if the hair style rumors regarding the Unamericans are true, I'm guessing we really will see Storm/Regal vs. Test/Christian in a hair match tonight.
Hey, and how about a Ed Leslie vs. Brian Lee vs. Sean Waltman match where the winner gets another WWE shot and the 2 losers and their respective high ranking close friend have to leave?
"WWE.com was given an exclusive peek at the roulette wheel; there are more than 20 special stipulations on it, including Capture the Midget Match, Las Vegas Street Fight, Coal Miners' Glove Match, Chain Match, Diaper Match, First Blood, ___ on a Pole Match and many more."
On the front page, the graphic also has Vegas Showgirl, Handicap, HLA, Bischoff's Choice, and Kiss My Ass.
This should be...interesting.
I'm the kung fu hippie From gangsta city. I'm a rappin' surfer, You the fool I pity.
I have no idea what in the hell a Capture the Midget match is (has there ever been such a match?) but I damn sure want to see one now. Perhaps as a tag match using Booker Wee and Mini-Dust.
And since the WWE owns the rights to everything WCW, how about a good old fashioned King of the Road match?
I think the important thing is for everyone to just take tonight as a night of comedic enjoyment and not bitch about the lack of storyline furtheration and who's being held down. I'm fully expecting to have fun watching Raw tonight.
Oh crap, Jerry Lawler is "wrestling" tonight. Crap being the key word, because a Lawler match under these circumstances has a very big potential to enter Wrestlecrap territory. (If he gets into a HLA match, we'll never hear the end of it!)
A DIAPER MATCH! Please whoever loses the Diaper match have the decency to fire them the next day because their career is over.
Oh god I have a sick sick feeling that this is going to be so horrible. I'm afraid to even watch. I have no idea how This CAN be good?
edit in from raw page "Stacy Keibler will battle for the Women's Championship tonight. Certainly the champion, Trish Stratus, would have the advantage in a traditional match, but what if the two Divas battle in an HLA Match? Will we have a new Women's Champion live tonight on RAW?"... HUH isn't an HLA match a normal match but the loser has to kiss a girl. How does that even the odds?
(edited by Net Hack Slasher on 7.10.02 1924) WWE new slogan "WWE: circling the drain"
Eric went all Nowinski with his final thoughts. Nice touch. I could see him as Chris's lackey. Jamie is whiny and fugly. Good riddens. Jonah is Jonah. Matt was a shoe in because of his Holly raping. John is the MAN. SSP into a twisting Dragon Attack?...