I was commenting on the killer deer thread and decided to start the following discussion: if you were on death row and your death date was tonight, and you were given the choice of one final meal, what would it be? I know in most real prisons, you can't have outside meals or fast food, just a certain type of food from the prison kitchen, but HELL WITH IT - in this prison, you can have anything in the universe, including have your mom make it.
That being said, here's my menu:
Fried venison Mashed potatoes White gravy Homemade biscuits A gigantic glass of whole milk An entire apple pie
Yes, I am a country boy. :-)
Salmon patties are a close second, with the same side dishes.
"Oh, i'll never understand this emptiness...but I'll never really try and understand, I guess." - Whiskeytown, Sit and Listen to the Rain
-The thickest Porterhouse steak they could find, cooked medium rare, (No real need to worry about E.Coli, right?), topped with Jack Daniels grilling sauce -Garlic mashed potatoes, lumpy as all fuck, mashed unpeeled -A bowl of cream of broccoli soup that's just as thick as the mashed potatoes -For desert, a slice of Dairy Queen ice cream cake And a seemingly endless supply of Gentlemen's Jack and "ghetto" iced tea (you know, the kind in the big plastic milk jugs).
"The only difference between lilies and turds are those humankind have agreed upon, and I don't always agree." ---George Carlin
"Facts?! Aw, people can use facts to explain anything that's even remotely true!" ---Homer Simpson
Four bowls of Steak n Shake Chili One large bowl of Ivar's Clam Chowder Two Del Taco Chicken Soft Tacos Two Wienerschnitzel Chili Dogs One Arctic Circle Mushroom Bounty Cheeseburger One Taco Time Crispy Chicken Burrito Two Taco Time Tacos One "Route 44" Sonic Strawberry Limeade One half gallon Tillamook "Brown Cow" Ice Cream
What the heck...I think I'll go get the limeade right now...
Originally posted by HomerJFong...and some chocolate mint ice cream.
BEST. ICE CREAM. EVAR.
I think I'll have a bowl of Ol Fuzzy's mashed potatoes, too. Skin-on, lumpy as hell, full of pepper and garlic...ah yeah.
According to the Oklahoma prisons web site, the most popular last meal in this state is...
Fried catfish. (?)
EDIT: Just got through looking at the Texas site. I can't believe some guys don't have a final meal. This guy was hungry: "Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb."
Can you believe they would let him have all that crap?
(edited by Parts Unknown on 4.10.02 1443) "Oh, i'll never understand this emptiness...but I'll never really try and understand, I guess." - Whiskeytown, Sit and Listen to the Rain
I'll start with mini-crabcakes with a cilantro cream sauce or fried alligator with a key lime mustard dipping sauce - then either a small bowl of butternut squash soup or a small bowl of my southwestern turkey soup - for the entree it would be either Chicken Mole Poblano Enchiladas or a roast pork loin with an apple cider glaze, yellow rice and an acorn squash with a maple-habanero glaze - for dessert it's either deep dish apple pie with a scoop of french vanilla bean or a quart of Edy's/Dreyers discontinued Hot Chili Chilly Dreamery Ice Cream......ah hell - bring it all to me
(edited by dunkndollaz on 4.10.02 1600) 5 Time 5 Time 5 Time 5 Time 5 Time Wiener of the Day Runner-up
The most expensive steak from Peter Lugar steakhouse A large Mushroom pizza from Joe & Joe's on Church Avenue 3 Nathan's hot dogs with sauerkraut, onions, and mustard An entire Junior's cheesecake A half-dozen half-sour pickles from "3 Guys from Brooklyn" on Ft. Hamilton & 65th. Jerk Chicken Edna's in Flatbuch A greek salad, hummus & pita, and Lamb shish-ka-bob from that Greek place on 86th and 4th in Bay Ridge
As much as I'd like to top this off with a 6-pack of Brooklyn Lager, I'm actually going to have to go with a 6-pack of Leinenkugel's.
Expressing myself EVERY day - but especially on July 22, 2002!
A dozen Hooter's Hot Wings 4 chicken fried steaks from Cold Water Cafe, in Texas A huge order of thin-cut fried potatoes A big plate of mozzerella sticks. 4 Six Dollar Burgers from Carl's Jr(Bacon, Cheese, and Mayo Only) A plate of Outback's Pork Chops 4 Grilled Cheese Sandwhiches Gallon of homemade macaroni and cheese Pan of Chocolate Frosted Rice Krispie Treats Large Dion's Pepperoni Pizza Box of Count Chocula Gallon of Milk A six pack of Vanilla Cokes A four pack of IBC Cream Soda. A gallon of Hawaiian Punch
Now THAT's a final meal
"You can save the planet, I'll save your seat"- Uncle Kracker, Better Days "Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!"- Crank Yankers
I prefer the first Married...with Children Christmas special, with the Santa parachuting to a rival mall and ending up crash landing in the Bundy backyard. "Cheer up, Marcy. These things could've been worse. He could've landed on the picket fence.