Has anyone checked out WWE's official Summerslam website? If you watch the videos they've made for the Rock/Brock match and the H^3/HBK match you get the feeling that this PPV is going to be something really special. Kudos to the WWE net-nerds for putting up a cool PPV site for once.
Caped Boy: Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Milbourne, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace. [He chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table.] Caped Boy: Anyone? Alexa! [Alexa gives him a withering glare.] Caped Boy: Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me. Alexa: In your dreams, douche-bag! Caped Boy: Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you. [Keith walks off] Alexa: Ewww!
Oh man, I must disagree with you. I find Albert's ring attire, profusion of body hair, ring work and mic work deplorable. They really need to do something with the guy, but I have no suggestions other than Velocity jobber, which is his current role.