Nous ne nous pouvons pas sortir. In honor of April Fools' Day, Hulu has ripped of Zed's EZBoard day by flashing us all back to the ancient time known as 1996, showcasing "new" releases from that era, as well as placing a fax machine/O.G. modem noise (with accompqnying connection graphic) before a video loads.
Give it a peek for a laugh. The noise is pretty amusing to me, though my roommate is trying to sleep and probably finds it less funny than I do.
EDIT~! Peep this episode of The Morning After. I didn't think Ginger Gonzaga could get any more adorable but here she is in a belly shirt and a manic pixie dream girl wig to complement the bubbliest wit on the internet.
I bought a Treo 650 off of ebay to replace one that was stolen. I think it was under $100 at the time and was at the end of its run as a current smart phone. You might not have great luck since you are looking for a $600 phone without a subsidy.