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The first ten minutes were great, everything the original fake trailer in Grindhouse promised and more. But the rest of it... man, that was long and boring. Even the splatterhouse action stuff underwhelmed by the end.

Short Review with SPOILERS:

http://www.backofthehead.com/2010/09/machete.html



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The hospital scene was a highlight. Jeff Fahey dominates this film, and I hope he gets some non-ironic work out of it.



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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.49
    Originally posted by John Orquiola
    The first ten minutes were great, everything the original fake trailer in Grindhouse promised and more. But the rest of it... man, that was long and boring. Even the splatterhouse action stuff underwhelmed by the end.
Maybe I haven't seen enough of Robert Rodriguez's work, but I enjoyed it from start to finish.

And Mother of GOD is Michelle Rodriguez at her hottest in this (especially towards the end).

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.63
It was a borderline retarded movie, full of blood, guts, silly kills, and bad dialog. But, I loved every minute of it.

And, as Broncolance said, Michelle Rodriguez looks so phenomenal in this flick.
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.64

Were I Machete, I would have definitely chosen Michelle Rodriguez over Jessica Alba.

Of course, my friend expected him to get both at the end.



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I thought this was pretty good! A few jokes didn't land but a solid B+ overall. Still behind 40-Year-Old Virgin in the big list of Judd Apatow movies. John Cena was better in this than The Rock has ever been in anything except mayyyyybe Be Cool.
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