I loved it. Piranha 3D is what Snakes on a Plane wishes it could have been. It's not just exactly the shameless schlockfest I thought it would be, it goes way, way beyond it. Depraved, gross, disgusting, bloody kills, and so much boobs and ass it's basically a porno movie. Absolutely shameless, especially for a mainstream Hollywood movie. This is not a movie that can be discussed in polite society. But here, I'll say for the interested and like minded, it's fucking great.
Like me, you were gripped by the shocking first-ever American English language telenovelas and then never watched a SINGLE episode of either "Desire" (mynetworktv.com) or "Fashion House" (mynetworktv.com) (even with Bo Derek!