Ok, fanboy time. You can put the belts of any promotion on anyone you like. Who would you give the gold and why? The only rule is that it has to be someone in the company.
I'd put the WWE and World titles on CM Punk and Chris Jericho because they are probably the two best all around workers in the company.
I'd put the US Title and IC title on Miz and Morrison (I'm not gonna worry about the brand thing. They don't care, why should I?). Morrison is almost main even material but needs some cred back. Miz isn't nearly as good, but gets good heat and stands out from the other younger guys.
World Title - Samoa Joe. I think he is TNA's best shot at establishing their own breakout star, bad attitude or not.
Leg..Glo..TV Title - Jay Lethal. I really don't like seeing him go back to the X-Division. It comes off as a step backwards. This would be a good spot for him.
X-Division - Homicide. This one was tough because I think what the X-Division really needs is new blood, but they are pretty dry. Homicide has a ton of untapped potential though. The guy was mega over in ROH and there is no reason he couldn't be in TNA.
Tag Titles - The Gunns or Beer Money. Love both. Just let the switch back and forth for the next 10 years.
Knockouts - They really need a serious dominant champ like Kong to get the title back over, but she's gone, so I'll go with Hamada who could easily be booked like a beast.
Knockout Tag - The Beautiful People. But it would be the originals, Angelina and Velvet.
I don't keep up with ROH enough to make a good call, but lets say Davey Richards as champ.
Sylvan and Pat Patterson are pretty well known to be gay. Orlando Jordan is some weird kind of O-sexual, but the only thing that got him fired was bringing an underage boy on the road with him and openly flaunting their relationship.