THIS WEEK IN TV Monday: new episodes of The Bachelorette and Here Comes The Newlyweds on ABC; Great American Road Trip and Dateline NBC on NBC. Tuesday: The Superstars, Better Off Ted, and Primetime: Family Secrets on ABC; Big Brother on CBS; the MLB All-Star Game on FOX; and America's Got Talent on NBC. Wednesday: Wipeout, I Survived A Japanese Game Show, and Primetime: Crime on ABC; So You Think You Can Dance on FOX; and America's Got Talent on NBC. Thursday: there's a special on ABC called J.K. Rowling: A Year In The Life; Big Brother on CBS; So You Think You Can Dance on FOX; The Listener on NBC. Friday: Surviving Suburbia, The Goode Family, and 20/20 on ABC; Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? and Mental on FOX; and The Chopping Block and Dateline NBC on NBC. Saturday: Woah! Dirty Sexy Money is back on ABC (it's been 7 months since it was put on hiatus); Cops and America's Most Wanted are on FOX; and Kings on NBC. Sunday: 60 Minutes and Big Brother on CBS; Valentine and The Thomas Crown Affair (The W at Amazon) on The CW; Merlin and the exciting conclusion to Meteor on NBC.
The only people who like this show are those with a sense of humor. It's the funniest thing on television at the moment. Ling Ling's "black box" line, the Shawshank Redemption scene, and the whole genocide bit were sidesplitting.