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Hello.

We have an astonishing *441* new DVD releases (or at least new to Amazon) starting Tuesday, 2/27/07. Only a hundred are from TEAM VIDEO. To make my life "easier," I have included IMDb links when I found them - to learn more about any individual movie (and some TV!) go ahead and click on the IMDb icon and a new window will be opened with the goods.

This week, you may also be intrigued by the Royal Rumble, a DVD all about transgendered men, a DVD which will turn your television into a (virtual) fireplace, countless films from foreign lands, countless forgotten "classics" which somebody could put out on the cheap, Blu-Ray, HD DVD, combat, love, horror, naughty bits, and getting to know your Nikon D40.

As usual, if anything sparks discussion in you, please let it out in a reply! (Don't be afraid of registering, either!) Also feel free to tell everyone if you see a tremendous movie which I have somehow overlooked - or, even worse, brushed off with some kind of "clever" smartass remark

In addition, if you'd like to show off and let us know that you've seen any of these - the more obscure and foreign, the more impressive....to somebody, probably - please fire away!

Hovering over the titles makes magic happen!

I've moved the movies down a bit, just for grins - if you get confused, just remember - skip to the next line if it looks like you're getting bored by the group in the current section. I know it's long and disorganized - but try looking at Amazon! Feel free to revisit this post many times until you've taken it all in - but hopefully before the NEXT one of these comes out in about a week! OK! OK!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO



PICK OF THE WEEK:
Super Fuzz (The W at Amazon) (Poliziotto Superpi - USA/Spain/Italy, 1980) Another movie you will remember fondly if you are a certain age and had Home Box Office during a certain time - which I am, and we did - cop gains superpowers so long as he doesn't see the colour red - catchy "Super Snooper" disco theme song - Terence Hill, Ernest Borgnine

IF YOU LIKE THAT, YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE:
Crime Busters (I Due Superpiedi Quasi Piatti - Italy 1976) Terence Hill and Bud Spencer are like the Italian (insert YOUR favourite American "buddy" male movie duo here).

AMAZON'S BIGGEST PRE-SELLER OF THE WEEK:
Nine Inch Nails - Live - Beside You in Time 24 songs from the LIVE: With Teeth 2006 Tour plus extras, rehearsals, videos, and other stuff fans of Trent have no problem forking it over for - speaking of forking it out, it's also available in the very expensive formats of
Nine Inch Nails Live - Beside You in Time (Blu-ray)
Nine Inch Nails Live - Beside You in Time (HD DVD)



MORE MUSIC:
George Michl: Twenty Five DVD accompaniment to the upcoming "greatest hits" CD of the same name - worth its weight in fifty-something lovers
Roxy Music - Thrill of It All: A Visual History 1972-1982 and you need to score
Charlie Gracie - Fabulous! An Intimate Portrait of a Rock Pioneer
Johnny Mathis Live - Wonderful, Wonderful - A Gold 50th Anniversary Celebration - he sure is
Dolly Parton and Friends Clips from Dolly's syndicated variety show (1976-7?)
Chet Atkins - A Life in Music
Empty Ceiling John Martyn (import)
Slammin Reggaeton Videos 2 That's my favourite KIND of reggaeton videos!
Diamond Music Video Collection One more (presumably) reggaeton collection from Machete Music
Archival Treasures: 1964-1971 (W/Book) (Ws Col) Beatles (probably contains no music - that's just an educated guess, folks)
Mazz: Live Reunion the Last Dance Tejano
Bringing Back the Balls to Stockholm 06: Opening Lordi (import)
Carlos Santana & Wayne Shorter - Live at Montreux (1988)
Live at the Basement Angels (2004)
Sidney Bechet - Treat It Gentle The life and times of a jazz master (soprano sax)
Jimmy Burns Live at B.L.U.E.S. Pushed back from 2/20
Ethnic Heritage Ensemble Live at the Ascension Loft Also pushed back from 2/20
Engelbert Humperdinck - Live in Concert (1990) To answer your question: YES, "Quando, Quando, Quando" IS on the set list
Live in Concert Richard Clayderman (who?) He's a French pianist, you uncouth uncultured uncola
David Helfgott - A Musical Journey if you prefer your pianists Australian
Death Or Glory Fest 2005 Punk, oi! and hardcore from...SACRAMENTO?!
One More for the Road Quireboys (import)
NQC Live 6 National Quartet Convention - http://www.natqc.com/highlights.htm - apparently pushed back from 2/13 - and also 2/20
An Evening of Yes Music Plus (1989) Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman & Howe (import)
Pink Floyd - Up Close & Personal "The Roger Waters Years" - DVD + book
Hits Of The Disco Girls (import) FINALLY the Corona "Rhythm of the Night" video!



COMEDY:
George Carlin - Life Is Worth Losing

JUST IN TIME TO COINCIDE WITH THE MOVIE:
Reno 911! - Reno's Most Wanted (Uncensored) a "best of" compilation but without the bleeps, presumably for those who think buying the season sets is too great of an investment in this show - or people who hate bleeps, hell, I dunno



TV

ALMOST ALL THE TV:
Secret Agent (aka Danger Man) - The Complete Collection Megaset 2007 Seminal Patrick McGoohan series finally comes together with A&E's 18 disc box - all 86 (including import only) episodes!
Da Vinci's Inquest - Season 1 - This Canadian series is profoundly popular amongst people who are my parents - Vancouver coroner does "CSI" before "CSI" became cool (1998)
The Rockford Files - Season Three - that answering machine gets me every time
Magnum P. I. - The Complete Sixth Season - BEST MUSTACHE ON TELEVISION
The Immortal: Complete Series (2000-1) Six discs - SIX! - of Lorenzo Lamas (22 episodes)
The Brady Bunch - The Complete Fourth Season (1972-3, 23 episodes)
The Brady Bunch - The Complete Final (Fifth) Season (1973-4, 22 episodes) Eww, Oliver
Touched by an Angel - The Third Season, Vol. 1 (1996-7) 16 episodes
Touched By an Angel - The Third Season, Vol. 2 14 episodes
Touched by an Angel - The Third Season (Vol. 1 & 2) Let me get my calculator - *30* episodes
Touched By An Angel (Season 1, Season 2, and Season 3: Volume 1) Bizarre collection misses half a season?
Everybody Hates Chris - The First Season (2005-6) It was too good for UPN! Unlike...
Girlfriends - The Complete First Season (2000-1) 22 episodes - FINALLY
7th Heaven - The Complete Third Season Three down, THIRTY to go
7th Heaven - The Complete Seasons 1-3
The Best of the Flip Wilson Show 3 discs from Rhino
The Doris Day Show - Season 4 (1971-2) 24 episodes
Russell Simmons Presents Def Poetry Season 4 Kanye West, Common, Tracy Morgan, Mike Epps - yeah, I'm just reading the box, aren't I - pretend I'm using inFLECtiooooon to make it sound more like poetry
Russell Simmons Presents Def Poetry Season 1-4 If you missed the first three, here's your big chance!
Dog the Bounty Hunter - The Best of Season 3 Surely this title is an oxymoron!
Digging for the Truth - The Complete Season 2 (History Channel) (13 episodes)
60 Minutes - Dissension in the Ranks (February 25, 2007)
Captain N The Game Master - The Complete Series (animated, 1989-91) SPOILER ALERT: The "N" may stand for "Nintendo" - see also here (shoutfactorystore.com)
Filmation's Ghostbusters - The Animated Series, Vol. 1 (32 episodes) Not to be confused with "The Real Ghostbusters," no matter how much they wanted you to
Beat Route: Around the World With Jools Holland "The complete BBC TV music and travel series"

BUT "GREAT" IS SUCH A RELATIVE TERM:
Shout! Factory brings you episodes of the PBS series - Harley Earl, James Dean, Jay Leno, and who knows who else show up talkin' 'bout cars
Great Cars Collection - The Television Series (Corvette / Mustang, Cobra, GT-40 / Porsche / Mercedes-Benz / BMW / Ferrari , Alfa Romeo)
Great Cars: Corvette
Great Cars: Mustang - Cobra - GT40
Great Cars: Porsche
Great Cars: Mercedes-Benz
Great Cars: BMW
Great Cars: Ferrari - Alfa Romeo

INTERNATIONAL MINISERIES:
The Rector's Wife (Channel 4 miniseries, 1994)
Above & Beyond (CBC miniseries, 2006)
The State Within (BBC miniseries, 2006)
Freeze (프리즈) Korean miniseries involves "Jung Won, a vampire who has lived for most of his 350 years of age trying to forget the love he lost..."
Prayer Beads (Omoinotana) Japanese horror anthology from Masahiro Okano - 9 half-hour stories



CREEPY DVDs FOR YOUR CHILDREN:
Disney's Little Einsteins - The Legend of the Golden Pyramid
Captain Sabertooth
Bratz - Fashion Pixiez
Animated Passion Trilogy What better way to share the story of the Resurrection with your children than with a CREEPY ANIMATED JESUS
A Talk With Your Kids About Smoking - A Family DVD for Grades 6 - 12 Scare the tar (and nicotine) outta 'em
The Better Golf Academy: Better Golf for Kids Vol. 1 I kinda doubt that cartoon character will make your kid a better golfer



I WON'T MAKE FUN OF ANIME:
Kodocha Box Set Vol 1-6 BOX OF THE WEEK
InuYasha, Volume 51: The Path to the Netherworld episodes 152,153,154
B'T X: Empire of the Machine
Gaogaigar, Vol. 3: King of Braves - Ninja Robots
Paradise Kiss, Vol. 2
Saiyuki Reload Gunlock, Vol. 6
Baki the Grappler: Last Blood v.12

...EXCEPT THE MURICANIZED STUFF:
Shonen Jump's One Piece, Vol. 7 - New Crew



SPORTS AND FAUX SPORTS (NOT COUNTING THE "TEAM VIDEO" RELEASES BELOW):

WWE:
WWE Royal Rumble 2007 Amazon has the cover from 2006 version for some reason - Real cover can be found here (wweshop.com)

IWA:
The Best of IWA Championship Wrestling, Vol. 3 - OLD SCHOOL

WWN:
World Wrestling Network Presents: In Full Force - NO SCHOOL

DEATHMATCH WRESTLING:
Best of Deathmatch Wrestling, Vol. 3: Japan / The Original Japanese Tournament - I reckon it's a lot of "hardcore" people you may or may not have heard of - no real info, but you can get a good idea from examining the first two volumes - 1, 2

EXTREME CHICKFIGHTING:
Uncensored Extreme Chickfights: Barely Legal - I think "Barely Legal" refers to the violence level, 'cause they all look well past 18 to me

NFL:
NFL Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis Colts Championship DVD SPOILER: Bears lose - and it rains a lot

HOOP DREAMS:
Streetball Confidential (Two-Disc Set - DVD & Bonus CD) Music by The Game!



MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES
BIG MOVIE RELEASES OF THE WEEK:
A couple of these were actually in the theatres as recently as November (they were also pretty big bombs) Guess which ones!


A Good Year (widescreen) (2006)
A Good Year (full screen)

The Return (Widescreen Edition) (2006) Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sam Shepard, Darrian McClanahan


Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
Stranger Than Fiction (Blu-ray)

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)

The Land Before Time XII - The Great Day of The Flyers Good Lord, they're up to TWELVE of these?!



NEW EDITIONS OF STUFF YOU ALREADY BOUGHT:
Bob Dylan - Dont Look Back (1965 Tour Deluxe Edition) 2 discs + book + collectible flipbook
Bob Dylan - Dont Look Back (Single Disc Remastered Edition)
Alexander Revisited - The Final Cut (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
Oscar Gift Set: Crash & Monster's Ball (2004 & 2001) Race race, humpy humpy - hey, Monster's Ball only won ONE Oscar, what a tenuous label



MOVIES YOU ALREADY OWN ON NEW, EXPENSIVE FORMATS:
Bullitt (Blu-ray) (1968) The movie that named a user on this very board
Bullitt (HD DVD)
The Getaway (Blu-ray) (1972)
The Getaway (HD DVD)

SHOW OFF YOUR EXPENSIVE DVD PLAYER:
Antarctica Dreaming (HD DVD + DVD Combo Disc) By HDScape - on such a winter's day
Fireplace: Visions of Tranquility (HD DVD + DVD) by HDScape - STARE AT IT
HD Window - Great Southwest Boy, if I had one, I'd sure wanna turn my multithousand dollar HDTV into a... WINDOW
Nature's Colors (HD DVD & DVD Combo)
Nature's Colors (Blu-ray)



DIRECT TO DVD:
Dreamland
Legend of Bloody Jack
Conversations With God
God Memoirs (2007) Latest B-movie from Sub Rosa

X RATING IN THE 1970s TRANSLATES TO, WHAT, TV-14 IN 2007?
Cool It, Carol! (UK, 1970)
Laura's Toys (1975)

MOVIES WITH RODDY PIPER IN THEM:
Honor (2006) Also has a lot of MMA guys in it, so you can probably guess it's another "Bloodsport" ripoff
Honor (2006) (Fighter) - exact same thing?

MOVIES WITH ZEUS IN THEM:
Asylum of the Damned (2003, aka "Hellborn")
Vegas Vampires (2003, aka "Vegas Vamps")
Is it just COINCIDENCE that TWO movies with Tommy "Tiny" Lister appear in the same week? YOU DECIDE!



HONG KONG MOVIE:
Moment of Romance 2 (Tian Ruo You Qing Er - Hong Kong, 1992) Directed by Benny Chan
My Name Is Fame (Ngor Yiu Sing Ming - Hong Kong, 2006)
Warrior (Hong Kong, 2005) Animated story based on the live action Wong-fei Hung series presented by Hark Tsui
Zen of Sword (Xia Nu Chuan Qi - Hong Kong, 1992)
Cop Unbowed (Shi Bu Di Tou - Hong Kong, 2004)

ITALIAN HORROR:
Perversion Story (Una Sull'altra - Italy, 1969) DVD + CD of Lucio Fulci's "erotic thriller"
Don't Torture a Duckling (Non Si Sevizia Un Paperino - Italy, 1972) directed by Lucio Fulci
Autopsy (Macchie Solari - Italy, 1975) directed by Armando Crispino - ALSO set to be a crappy USA remake in 2008 - soundtrack by Ennio Morricone!
Deep Red (Profondo Rosso - Italy, 1976) directed by Dario Argento, music by GOBLIN - this would be, I think the third version of this movie my wife will buy
Shock (Schock - Italy, 1977) suspense from Mario Bava
City of the Living Dead (Paura Nella Citt Dei Morti Viventi - Italy, 1980) directed by Lucio Fulci
Inferno (1980) (Italy, 1980) directed by Dario Argento

INDIA:
Apnapan (India, 1977) (import)
Inteha (India, 2003)
Jaadu Sa Chal Gaya (India, 2006)

AND THE REST OF THE FURN FILMS:
Un chant d'amour ("A Song of Love" - France, 1950) Notorious "way too gay and erotic for 1950" short - only film by Jean Genet - 2 discs feature loads of extras, interview with Genet (in his 70s), commentary by Kenneth Anger!
Another Sky (UK, 1954)
Depot of the Dead (Baza Ludzi Umarlych - Poland, 1959)
Heat (Upal - Poland, 1964)
Jess Franco's Count Dracula (Special Edition) (Nachts, Wenn Dracula Erwacht - Spain/West Germany/Italy/Liechtenstein, 1970) IMDb says it's Jesus Franco but I guess you can call him Jess - Christopher Lee is Dracula (again)
Ronnie Barker - Futtock's End (UK, 1970) Dialogueless film relies on sound effects to get its comedy across
Megilla 83 (Ha-Megillah '83 - Israel, 1983)
Sallah: Ephraim Kishon Satire (Israel?)
Emperor's Naked Army Marches on (Yuki Yukite Shingun - Japan, 1987)
Elegy of the Land Pair from Alexander Sokurov - Mariya (Soviet Union, 1988) plus Last Day of a Rainy Summer (Soviet Union, 1978)
Recruiter (Verbovshchik - Soviet Union, 1991)
Recruiter same film, different distributor?
Oedipus Mayor (Edipo Alcalde - Colombia/Spain/Mexico/Cuba, 1996)
Citizen Vclav Havel Goes on Vacation (W/Book) Before he was president of the Czech Republic, he lived dangerously
My Sister Maria (Meine Schwester Maria - France/Germany/Switzerland/Austria, 2002)
One Missed Call Pack Slated to be a crappy US remake in 2008 - 4 disc set contains Chakushin Ari (2003) which was directed by Takashi Miike and Chakushin Ari 2 (2005) which wasn't
Conejo En La Luna (Rabbit in the Moon - Mexico/UK, 2004) in Spanish with subtitles
Hawaii, Oslo (Norway, 2004)
Tideland (Canada/UK, 2005) directed by Terry Gilliam
Synesthesia (2pc) (Gimmy Heaven - Japan, 2005)
Journey to the End of the Night (Brazil/Germany/USA, 2006) Brendan Fraser, Mos Def



BUY OUR FILM AND MAYBE WE CAN FIX OUR PRODUCTION COMPANY'S BROKEN WEBSITE LINKS:
Stay, Go, Don't Linger (2004) http://www.corradoschoner.net/

MYSTERY DVDs OF THE WEEK:
Aftermath/Genesis
King of Kings
Young Avengers

AND THE REST OF THE REST OF THE REST:
Second Fiddle to a Steel Guitar (1966) 1960s country + Bowery Boys = hee haw
Outerworld (1987) http://www.image-entertainment.com/dvd/detail.cfm?productID=55080
Killer Drag Queens on Dope (2003) Alexis Arquette vehicle not nearly as much fun as title makes it sound
Two Soldiers (2003) Best Live Action, Short Film Oscar winner
Patrick (2004) Liam Neeson, Gabriel Byrne - the story of St. Patrick, just in time for the big green day - erin go bruhhh?
Planet Brooklyn (2004, aka "Men Without Jobs")
Chainsaw Sally (2004)
UnConventional (2004) Documentary of the 2003 Chiller-Con - apparently pushed back from 2/13
The Heart of the Game (2005) Story of a high school girls' basketball team - narrated by Ludacris!
Devil's Highway (2005)
You Are Alone (2005)
Planetfall (2005)
Cowboy Junction (2006) I know what you're thinking - and you're right
One Punk Under God: The Prodigal Son of Jimmy and Tammy Faye (2006) Sundance documentary of Jay Bakker
Almost Myself Documentarian examines transgendered men-to-women at various stages along their journey...let's hope not too closely

SHORT FILMS:
shorts! volume 4

MICROCINEMA:
Myopic Visions Collection of short films from Chris Mancini - Jay Johnston, Dean Cameron, Paul F. Tompkins amongst the stars - Click Here (microcinemadvd.com)
Simon King's African Skies Time-lapse footage of Kenya accompanied by ambient music - Click Here (microcinemadvd.com)
Tipping Point: Health Narratives From South End Click Here (microcinemadvd.com)



DIRECT SOURCE LABEL PRESENTS: BAD MADE-FOR-TV MOVIES OF THE WEEK:
Ruby & Oswald (made for TV, 1978)
Mysterious Island of Beautiful Women (made for TV, 1979) Mysterious title of cheap DVD
Do You Know the Muffin Man (made for TV, 1989) SEXY Brian Bonsall
Survive the Night (Full) (made for TV, 1993)
Schemes (direct to video, 1994)
Heart of the Lie (made for TV, 1992 - aka "Calendar Girl, Cop, Killer? The Bambi Bembenek Story")
Nightman (made for TV, 1992) SEXY Joanna Kerns means COVER OF THE WEEK
The Poet (made for TV, 1998 - aka "Little Girl Fly Away")
Tempting Fate (made for TV, 1998)
Country Mouse & City Mouse Adventures: A MouseVoyage Around the World
Country Mouse & City Mouse Adventures: Tales of Travel



ST CLAIR VISION "MEGA-SETS:"
To see similar releases, Click Here (stclairent.com)
Femmes Fatales 10 movies on 3 discs, but good luck trying to find out what any of them ARE
Classic Teenage Rebels 11 movies on 3 discs
Master Ninja Collection 9 movies on 3 discs - cover promises Bruce Lee, Sonny Chiba and Jet Li - approach with skepticism
Unfortunately, their website (stclairent.com) is a little light on actual DETAILS...

ST CLAIR VISION "MORE STUFF WHICH WAS UNDOUBTEDLY COLLECTED FROM THE PUBLIC DOMAIN:"
Our Gang 4 hour collection
Laurel and Hardy 5 hour collection
Three Stooges
Alfred Hitchcock: Collectors Edition 20 movies on 6 discs - user review contains a (maybe) list
Bonanza 15 episodes seemingly chosen at random
Buster Keaton Collection 15 shorts + 5 films + ???
Classic TV Westerns 26 episodes from "The Rifleman," "Bat Masterson," "The Roy Rogers Show," and whatever else was in the vault at the time
Film Noir: The Ultimate Collection (6pc) - good luck trying to get a list for this, or any of the next five
Film Noir: Collectors Edition (6pc)
Masters of Comedy: Collectors Edition (6pc)
Martial Arts: Collectors Edition (6pc)
WWII: Collectors Edition (6pc)
Western Heroes: Collectors Edition (6pc)

I BELIEVE THEY ARE MISUSING THE WORD "ULTIMATE" HERE:
Ultimate Hitchcock Collection (6pc) - looks a lot like the one above
Ultimate Film Noir Collection (6pc) - in fact, all of these
Ultimate Masters of Comedy Collection (6pc) - kinda look like
Ultimate Martial Arts Collection (6pc) - they were previously listed
Ultimate World War II Collection (6pc) - in the above section
Ultimate Western Heroes Collection (6pc) - damn you, Mr. St. Clair, for your "vision"

AND EVEN MORE "SMELLS LIKE PUBLIC DOMAIN STUFF" AMAZINGLY NOT FROM ST CLAIR:
Alice in Cartoonland - 35mm Collection cover says "by Walt Disney" - I smell an immediate injunction keeping you from buying it
Cisco Kid Western Collection



EVEN MORE COLLECTIONS:
Marquee Musicals Boxed Set (Daddy Long Legs / The Dolly Sisters / Down Argentine Way / Moon Over Miami / My Blue Heaven / Pin Up Girl / Week End in Havana)
Studio Classics Collection Boxed Set 40 discs, including 15 Best Picture nominees - giant list at Amazon
Film Noir Boxed Set - 17 discs: Call Northside 777, Laura, Panic in the Streets, House of Bamboo, Nightmare Alley, Street with no Name, House on 92nd Street, Somewhere in the Night, Whirlpool, Dark Corner, Kiss of Death, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Fallen Angel, The House on Telegraph Road, No Way Out, I Wake Up Screaming and House of Strangers - if you wanted 17 IMDb links here, you should be paying me to write this for you

POSSIBLY OVERKILL:
250 Movie Family Collection on 61 DVDs



HELP ME HELP YOU

YOU CAN LEARN *ANYTHING* BY BUYING THE RIGHT SET OF DVDs:
Complete Writing a Great Research Paper Series - MOST EXPENSIVE ITEM OF THE WEEK
Writing a Great Research Paper: Picking an A+ Topic
Writing a Great Research Paper: Starting Your Research
Writing a Great Research Paper: Finding the Best Sources
Writing a Great Research Paper: Plagiarism & Other Pitfalls
Writing a Great Research Paper: Taking Notes
Writing a Great Research Paper: How to Be Persuasive
Writing a Great Research Paper: Writing Your First Draft
Writing a Great Research Paper: Quoting, Citing, & Paraphrasing
Writing a Great Research Paper: Formatting Your Paper
Writing a Great Research Paper: Perfecting Your Final Draft

Very Quick Job Search Third Edition I dunno, if you can afford 150 clams I would hope you already HAVE a job

So You Want to Be on TV Best Buy says this DVD "features a series of tips on how a budding professional actor can gain work more easily in commercials, as well as tips on how to acquire voice-over work." No comment necessary

WTF #2 OF THE WEEK:
Cracking the Code of Experience "When Adi Da Samraj was born, in New York in 1939, he was completely aware of his Divine Condition. He existed only as this Radiant State, full of Love-Bliss, and named it the "Bright". Around the age of two years, in a spontaneous gesture of Love toward those around him, he relinquished the enjoyment of the "Bright" and identified with the self-contracted state of ordinary beings. This initiated an unprecendented ordeal of relentless investigation into the Nature of Reality." It goes on...

NO HABLA:
Learn Spanish DVD 1: Basic
Learn Spanish DVD 2: Intermediate
Learn Spanish DVD 3: Advanced
Learn Spanish DVD: Spanish for Travelers

TEST YOURSELF - DVDs EN ESPAOL:
La Venganza del Norte (2005)
Si Honraras a Tu Coca Madre
Pasion Inmortal
Gangs de La Mafia
El De La Camisa Negra
Sin Rivales Cheka
Nu Records 1
Duetos Roberto Carlos



SWEAT:
5 Mile Walk Leslie Sansone
1 Mile Workouts Leslie Sansone
Bone-Building Bodyshaping Workout Joyce Verdal - huh I thought we were supposed to build MUSCLE
Cardio Pump Step Amy Bento
Cardio Pump Hi-Lo Amy Bento
Soul Sweat: Hot Moves-World Grooves Chantal Pierrat
Tantric Yoga for Blissful Pregnancy Usha Devi - wow, I have never been so frightened by a title before
Stress & Relaxation Explained: An Introduction to Stress Management and Relaxation Techniques Step #1: It's JUST a message board
Senior Flex OW MY HIP

"CHEERACISE:"
Cheer Like a Pro: Dance & Fitness for Cheerleaders - not surprisingly, user reviews contain LOTS of MULTIPLE EXCLAMS!!!!



ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

EXPAND YOUR MIND:
Connections James Burke tells you how a humble caveman's attempts to start a fire led to the prospect of global thermonuclear war - if I remember right
The Ascent of Man (mini-series, 13 episodes)
National Geographic - Secrets of Jerusalem's Holiest Sites
History Channel - Decoding the Past: Secrets of Kabbalah
History Channel - Mysteries of the Bible Collection
History Channel - Lost Worlds
POV - 20th Anniversary Collection Collection of 15 PBS documentaries
A Fish Story Click Here (shoppbs.org)
Discover China: Stupendous Shanghai Oooh! A McDonald's!

TRUST ME - LEAVE 'EM AT HOME:
Travel with Kids: Mexico - Mayan Riviera

AND ALL THE STUFF THAT DIDN'T FIT ANY OTHER CATEGORY:
America's Fighting Jets
Encyclopedia of Modern Armor: Engines of War
A Newsreel History of the Third Reich: Volume 6 German propaganda, covers the latter part of 1941
Beowulf & The Anglo-Saxons Examination of the tribes of the time
Paul Robeson - Speak of Me As I Am Would be a good companion to the recently released Criterion collection - Narrated by Pam Grier
The Greatest Speeches of All-Time Vol III Doubles as stock footage featured during Letterman's show



KULTUR VIDEO:
Mysteries of Egypt Boxed Set / Ramesses II, The Pharaohs, Ancient Egypt
Mysteries of Egypt - Ramesses II
Mysteries of Egypt - The Pharaohs
Mysteries of Egypt - Ancient Egypt
Legions of Rome Boxed Set - Punic Wars, Gallic Wars, Roman Invasions of Britain
Legions of Rome - Punic Wars - heh heh "Punic"
Legions of Rome - Gallic Wars
Legions of Rome - Roman Invasions of Britain

MORE CULTURAL (OR KULTUR) SHIT:
Carnegie Hall at 100: A Place of Dreams 1891-1991 - man, who's putting out this old stuff? Oh...right...KULTUR
Aselin Debison - Sweet Is the Melody in Concert
Verdi - Jonathon Miller's Rigoletto / John Rawnsley, Marie McLaughlin
Verdi - Otello
Verdi - La Battaglia di Legnano
Mondrian - From Naturalism to Abstraction - pretty
Tchaikovsky - Swan Lake Paris Opera Ballet
Vincent Van Gogh - A Museum for Vincent
Concerto for Violin Cello & Orchestra Ruzicka & Brahms
Donizetti - Anna Bolena
Donizetti - Lucia di Lammermoor
Slavonic Dances / Swan Lake Suite Op 20 Dvorak, Tchaikovsky
Rusian & Ludmilla Glinka, Schumann
Dan Ettinger Meets Gil Shaham Haydn, Beethoven
Piano Works Haydn
Josef Suk & Rudolf Firkusny
Mozart: Piano Concertos 22 23 & 24 Trust me: you MUST hear the first 21 before you buy this, or you'll just be confused the whole time
Mozart: Greatest Hits
Bach: Greatest Hits
Wagner - Die Meistersinger von Nurnberg
Menotti - Help, Help, The Globolinks
Mahler - Symphony No. 2 in C Minor
Symphony 5
Early Years / Maturity & Silence
Minkus - La Bayadere
Verdi - Requiem
Verdi - Falstaff
Puccini - Turandot
Best of Classical Music on TDK 2007
Best of Jazz on TDK 2007
For Dancers:Alexander Technique Jane Kosminsky - who IS "Alexander Technique?"

WTF #1 OF THE WEEK:
Standing Stone Sir Paul McCartney, Kibbutz Choir, Lawrence Foster with the Israel Philharmonic Orchestra

BUY IT FOR LENT:
Case for Christ's Resurrection FINALLY somebody makes the case



DOUBLE FEATURE OF THE WEEK:
The Bride & The Beast (1958)/ The White Gorilla (1945)

MOSTLY PUBLIC DOMAIN FROM ALPHA VIDEO (oldies.com):
Adventures of the Scarlet Pimpernel 2 (B&W)
Big Cat (1949)
Crime Boss Double Feature: Mr Scarface / Family Enforcer (I Padroni della citt - Italy, 1976 & aka The Death Collector, 1976 ) Ever wanted to see Jack Palance play Scarface? Other film stars young Joe Pesci
Dr Christian: Meet Dr Christian (1939)
Glorifying the American Girl (1929)
Guns Don't Argue (1957)
Half a Sinner (1940)
Harlem Double Feature: Paradise in Harlem (1939) / Burlesque in Harlem (1949)
Heroes of the Alamo (1937)
Lawman (1944, actually "Law Men")
Lightnin Crandall / Gun Lords of Stirrup Basin (1937) Two with Bob Steele
Parole Inc (1948)
The Payoff (1942)
Range Busters: Saddle Mountain Round-Up (1942)
Rough Riders: Below the Border (1942)
Straight Shooter / Trigger Fingers (1939) Two with Tim McCoy
Terry & The Pirates 4 Four more episodes
Three Husbands (1951)
The Underdog (1943)
Vanishing Legions Chapters 1-12 (serial, 1931)
Western Justice (1931) / Near the Trail's End (1934) Somebody sure likes Bob Steele!
Wild Women Double Feature: Bowanga Bowanga / Devil (1951, aka "Wild Women" & 1946) Just TRY making a feature named "Bowanga! Bowanga!" in 2007 without inviting picketers



FROM TEAM VIDEO:

NASCAR:
1979 Daytona 500 Marvel at the lack of in-car cameras and instant telemetry, but cheer for the fisticuffs
1993 Talladega DieHard 500 SPOILER ALERT: Ernie Irvan is awesome
1997 Daytona 500 SPOILER ALERT: Ernie Irvan DOESN'T win
Jr Takes Texas 1998 Coca-Cola 300, 2000 Texas 500 - gee I wonder who wins both of them (hint: not Ernie Irvan)

COLLEGE HOOPS:
Rick Pitino:Basketball Fundamentals Rick Pitino, what does THAT guy know about basketball
College Basketball's 10 Greatest Teams
1977 NCAA Championship Game:Marquette vs. North Carolina
1981 NCAA Championship: Indiana vs. UNC
1982 North Carolina vs. Virginia
1984-1985 Villanova NCAA Championship
Top Dogs: 2004 UConn Basketball Champs Starring Feely
Season to Remember: 2004-2005 Fighting Illini Basketball
Road to Inidianapolis: 2005 NCAA Women's Final Four
2005 George Mason Basketball: Patriots' Run to the Final Four
2005 NCAA Women's Final Four Lady Bear Brilliance
2005 NCAA Final Four Highlights March to the Arch
2005-06 Season Highlights: Gator Boys Are Hot
2006 Blue Chippers & Hidden Gems
2006 Women's Ncaa Final Four
Sweet Memories: West Virginia Mountaineer 2006 Basketball Highlights
100 Years of Notre Dame Basketball
Illini Century

HEY, LOOK AT THE STADIUM:
Fields of Glory: Alabama Brent Musburger narrates the inHD original production
Fields of Glory: Auburn
Fields of Glory: Florida
Fields of Glory: Georgia
Fields of Glory: LSU
Fields of Glory: Michigan Who is Fritz Crisler?
Fields of Glory: Oklahoma
Fields of Glory: Oregon
Fields of Glory: Penn State They are
Fields of Glory: Tennessee
Fields of Glory: Texas featuring "Big Bertha"
Fields of Glory: Texas A & M You have to be an Aggies fan 'cause there ain't shit else to do there
Fields of Glory: USC

MORE COLLEGE FOOTBALL:
Great Gridiron Rivalries: Auburn vs. Alabama
Great Gridiron Rivalries: Ohio State vs. Michigan
Great Gridiron Rivalries: Oklahoma vs. Nebraska
Inside the Irish Huddle:Stories from the Legendary Notre Dame Quarterbacks
Legends of College Football Vol 1

2003 LSU National Championship Highlights

2004 Sooner Football Jim Ross bought his copy

Iowa Hawkeyes 1939 Football
Iowa Hawkeyes 2003 Football Instant Replay I guess nothing happened for 64 seasons
Iowa Hawkeyes 2004 Football
Iowa Hawkeyes 2005 Football Instant Replay

South Carolina Game Cocks 05 Season Highlights COCKS

Crimson Classics: 1963 Alabama vs. Oklahoma If They In Bounds...
Crimson Classics: 1966 Alabama vs. Nebraska High Tide in Miami
Crimson Classics: 1975 Alabama vs. Penn
Crimson Classics: 1979 Alabama vs. Auburn Iron Bowl '79
Crimson Classics: 1990 Alabama vs. Tennessee Third Saturday Glory
Crimson Classics: 1998 Alabama vs. LSU Battle in the Bayou
Crimson Classics: 1999 Alabama vs. Florida Victory in the Swamp

1979 Rose Bowl: USC vs. Michigan
1981 Rose Bowl Game Michigan vs. Washington
1982 Orange Bowl National Championshi Clemson vs. Nebraska
1984 Maryland vs. Miami Bernie Kosar vs. Frank Reich
1986 Fiesta Bowl Game Michigan vs. Nebraska
1986 Cotton Bowl Classic Game Texas A&M vs. Auburn
1986 Orange Bowl National Championshi Oklahoma vs. Penn State
1987 Fiesta Bowl National Championshi Penn State vs. Miami
1990 Hall of Fame Bowl Game Auburn vs. Ohio State
1991 Fiesta Bowl Game Louisville vs. Alabama
1996 Fiesta Bowl National Championship Nebraska vs. Florida
1998 Orange Bowl National Championship Nebraska vs. Tennessee
1999 SBC Cotton Bowl Classic Game Texas vs. Mississippi
2000 Cotton Bowl National Championship Arkansas vs. Texas
2002 Oklahoma State vs. Oklahoma
2004 Red River Shutout Oklahoma vs. Texas
2004 West Virginia Season Football Highlights
2005 Holiday Bowl: Oklahoma vs. Oregon
2005 Oklahoma Sooners Season Highlights
2005 Georgia Bulldogs: Hunker Down Atlanta Bound
2005 Missouri Season in Review
2006 Fiesta Bowl: Ohio State vs. Notre Dame What is this "ABC Sports?"
2006 Orange Bowl: Penn State vs. FSU
2006 Sugar Bowl: West Virginia vs. Georgia
2007 Rose Bowl Game USC vs. the team they forgot to put on the cover

Auburn's Decade of the Eighties
Miami Ohio: Rewriting the Book 2003 Hi
Oklahoma vs. Houston
Oklahoma vs. Oregon
Oklahoma vs. Texas Tech 10/02
Oklahoma vs. Bowling Green
2003 Iowa Hawk Instant Replay
USC Trojans Conquest Series: Episodes
USC Trojans Conquest Series: Episodes
USC Trojans Conquest Series: Episodes Presumably, these three each contain DIFFERENT episodes
Illinois 2005-2006 Season in Review
Rivalry Rewind: Wolverines vs. Spartans
Twice As Nice: Wisconsin's 2006 Men's

MORE COLLEGE (MISC):
Maine Hockey:93 NCAA Champ
2004 Rugby Championship Game
2006 College World Series



AS TIMELY AS A WWE SKIT:
Playboy: Girls of World Soccer

TIE ME UP:
Front Page News
Jewell Marceau Collection
Pajama of Terror & Other Tales

INTERNATIONAL SMUT:
Japanese Pussycats
Brazilian Booty Bash

UNCLASSIFIED (BY ME) SMUT:
Object of Her Desire

TOTALLY GAY:
Hollywood Bad Boys Nude Auditions, Vol. 2

GET YOUR MIND OUT THE GUTTER:
Steam Around the World: Asian & Australasian it's about TRAINS, people



VERY NICHE:
QuickPro Camera Guides - Nikon D40



And finally....

MOST ALL-ENCOMPASSING, YET INCREDIBLY BORING DVD OF THE WEEK:
Carl Sagan, Arthur C. Clarke, Stephen Hawking - God, the Universe, & Everything Else (1988) Douglas Adams should have sued

WHEW

SEE YA (next week) (maybe)

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    Originally posted by CRZ
    Great Gridiron Rivalries: Ohio State vs. Michigan


This one's description mentions star Heisman Trophy winner "Archie Griggin"



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Those were some of the first cartoons Disney made, before Mickey Mouse, before Oswald the Rabbit even. If you look at the cover, you'll notice a character who looks a lot like Felix the Cat (his name was Julius). That's because this was made for Winkler Pictures, which at the time distributed Felix the Cat as well. I guess the rights should still belong to NBC Universal, like Oswald's were before Disney reacquired them, but under US Copyright law at the time, it had to be renewed after 28 years (which would have been about 1952), and that wasn't done.




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    Originally posted by CRZ
    Terence Hill and Bud Spencer are like the Italian (insert YOUR favourite American "buddy" male movie duo here).


Terence Hill and Bud Spencer are HUGE in Quebec (also France) Terence Hill was Lucky Luke you know. Also Nobody. (Or was Nobody Henry Fonda. Nah pretty sure it was Hill.)



    Originally posted by CRZ
    Call Northside 777, Laura, Panic in the Streets, House of Bamboo, Nightmare Alley, Street with no Name, House on 92nd Street, Somewhere in the Night, Whirlpool, Dark Corner, Kiss of Death, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Fallen Angel, The House on Telegraph Road, No Way Out, I Wake Up Screaming and House of Strangers - if you wanted 17 IMDb links here, you should be paying me to write this for you.


It is scary how many of these films that I have either heard of or seen. Well, this won't be pretty and it won't have the cute little IMDB button, but here goes...

Call Northside 777 http://imdb.com/title/tt0040202/
Jimmy Stewart in a rare Film Noir appearance. Seen it, it's solid.

Laura http://imdb.com/title/tt0037008/
DING! DING! DING! Your Winner. MUST-SEE film about a private detective obsessed by the woman whose murder he is investigating. Won an Oscar for Best Cinematography (Black & White). Nominated for Best Director (Otto Preminger), Best Screenplay, Best Art Direction, Best Supproting Actor (Clifton Webb)

Panic in the Streets http://imdb.com/title/tt0042832/
Richard Widmark hunts a criminal who is infected with the BUBONIC PLAGUE! Won an Oscar for Best Screenplay.

House of Bamboo http://imdb.com/title/tt0048182/
One of Sam Fuller's first great films. (The Big Red One is his most famous.) Fuller was Peckinpah before there was Peckinpah if that makes sense. If you don't know who Peckinpah was a) insert Clint Eastwood instead, b) slap yourself silly, c) go watch the Wild Bunch. A young Robert Stack is in it. Robert RYAN is the lead so you know that I have to like it.

Nightmare Alley http://imdb.com/title/tt0039661/
It's about criminal carnies and hypnotism. Not too far removed from the wrestling sleaze thread.

Street with no Name http://imdb.com/title/tt0040843/
Richard Widmark again. Hey and Ed Begley Jr.'s Dad is in it. Part of the make fictional movies that look and feel like documentaries trend.

House on 92nd Street http://imdb.com/title/tt0037795/
The FBI protects us from the Nazis who were going to steal the ATOMIC BOMB! Also very documenatary and from the time when the FBI would issue a press relaese and Hollywood would be making the film by the next Monday.

Somewhere in the Night http://imdb.com/title/tt0038965/
WW II vet returns from the war with amnesia. Finds out that his past in LA was more dangerous than the Nazis ever were. A lot of film noir is about veterans having a hard time adjusting back to life at home only shielded by the metaphor that they seem incapable of escaping the cycle of violence.

Whirlpool http://imdb.com/title/tt0042039/
Otto Preminger flick about hypnotism.

Dark Corner http://imdb.com/title/tt0038453/
LUCILLE BALL!!! in a film noir? Clifton Webb as the male lead. Henry Hathaway directs. Why have I never heard of this film?

Kiss of Death http://imdb.com/title/tt0039536/
I'm actually kind of fond of the Nicholas Cage/David Caruso remake. Cage playing the weight-lifting criminal who suffers from asthma makes his psycho truly a three dimensional character. But the original. Man! RICHARD WIDMARK is THE MAN as the stone cold - I don't need a reason to be a vicious psycho - I'm just a wild animal - killer of killers. Henry Hathaway directs.

Where the Sidewalk Ends http://imdb.com/title/tt0043132/
The creative team of Laura tackles a story about police brutality and murder.

Fallen Angel http://imdb.com/title/tt0037691/
The fourth and least of the Otto Preminger films on this list. Otto's worst movie is still pretty damn good. Dana Andrews and Otto are kinda like Hitchcock and Stewart.

The House on Telegraph Road http://imdb.com/title/tt0043660/
Female Concentration Camp survivor lies to get into America. Sort of the distaff variation on the WWII vet comes home from the war only to find that he can't escape the violence inherent in the system. Robert Wise directs. Wise is one of those guys that you have probably sort of heard of and then you check the list of films that he did and go HOLY CRAP! at the variation and the quality. I mean the same guy did The West Side Story, The Sound of Music, freaking Andromeda Strain, the first Star Trek, Run Silent, Run Deep, Audrey Rose (!), The Haunting, Curse of the Cat People, Desert Rats oh and a little film called The Day the Earth Stood Still. Now that's a freaking career and a half.

No Way Out http://imdb.com/title/tt0042792/
Not related to the Kevin Costner film. That is a remake of the Big Clock. This is Sidney Poitier's debut. Richard Widmark(!) is a racist criminal who objects to Poitier saving his life.

I Wake Up Screaming http://imdb.com/title/tt0033740/
This would be one of those fims that I sort of know of without really knowing anything about it. Great title. BETTY GRABLE! OK, not as out there as Lucille Ball in a film noir but still odd. Film Noir women tend to be a little trampier and less innocent than Betty Grable and Lucille Ball. I was going to say "dirtier" but we know that Lucille Ball had no problem getty dirty. It was always good clean dirt though.

House of Strangers http://imdb.com/title/tt0041487/
EDWARD G. ROBINSON! The third Joseph L. Mankiewicz film on this list. His career isn't quite as varied as Robert Wise's but close: Guys and Dolls, Cleopatra, The Quiet American, Sleuth (!), The Barefoot Contessa, All About Eve (!!), oh and the real weird one of the bunch, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Oh the film is kinda like a Greek tragedy done as a film noir. Robinson goes after his brothers after they betray their father.

Geeze, now I want to buy this set.

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"Crime Busters". That's freaking HUGE.

Now if they'd just give us some decent transfers of the "Trinity" movies...
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I saw SUPER FUZZ back when it first came out in theatres with my mom... she hated it.

CRZ -- Do not let your wife buy that version of DEEP RED. It is the exact same version as the Anchor Bay DVD. Blue Underground just slapped thier name on it and are rereleasing it now that they own Anchor Bay. Get her to buy DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING instead, which is a twisted like thriller and was originally called DON'T TORTURE DONALD DUCK before Walt Disney had a shitfit over it and had the title changed.


Llakor -- Richard Widmark in KISS OF DEATH was quite awesome. The scene where he shoves the wheelchair bound old lady down the stairs gave me the creeps when I saw it as a little kid many years ago. The remake doesn't compare in the least because David Caruso was seemingly sleeping through the whole film.

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Yeah, I didn't mention the wheelchair thing because if you haven't seen the movie it seems like such a shocking violation if you don't know that it is coming. The movie is like sixty years old and still has the power to shock.

Caruso ALWAYS looks like he is sleep-walking through his roles. I think that that's why he works better on TV than on film. He's no Pacino.

I did say i was fond of Kiss of Death. It's a bit of a tepid word, well-chosen. I probably should have added the word "perversely". It's worh seeing for Cage whose violence and obsession to working out is all linked to his asthma. And Caruso's one moment of brilliance in the film is when he realizes this and uses Cage's asthma against him.

Original is better though.



    Originally posted by CRZ
    Synesthesia (2pc) (Gimmy Heaven - Japan, 2005)


Ooo! Ooo! I've seen this!
Actually Stranger Than Fiction too (which I would urge you to see/buy.)
Synesthesia, on the other hand, I would say "Interesting but AVOID"
In fact I even wrote about it this on this very site:

http://the-w.com/thread.php/id=30426

(Along with a bunch of other reviews. The thread is called Part One, because I wrote half and then went back in and edited in the other half but couldn't change the title thread.)

For the lazy, I'll c&p the relevant bits:

    Originally posted by Llakor
    16. Synesthesia (2005, Japan, director Toru Matsuura)
    A deeply flawed movie with a fine visual imagination and an intriguing premise that wastes its potential in over-long exposition and self-indulgent editing. There is an entire sub-plot built around a quirky female detective that could have been left on the cutting room floor without affecting the film at all and greatly improving its pace.

    Its a shame because being a fan of Alan Moores Top 10, I was curious to see how someone else tackled the idea of synesthesia, the idea of someone whose senses are garbled so he/she sees what others hear, tastes what others feel, smells what others see, etc.



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I have heard good things about One Missed Call, but never seen it. Been burned too many times by Miike. Tideland had the most wonderful reviews for it. Wonderful in the sense that every one had extreme opinions on it. Most critics LOATHED it, and the rest thought that it was great because it was CHALLENGING. There's a dangerous word for you. Jeff Daniels spends three quarters of the movie decomposing. And I thought playing dead was hard.

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And now all the stuff that's mysteriously unavailable, or rescheduled, or snuck onto the schedule:

Newly added for week of 2/27:

Seinfeld Collection: The Complete Seasons 1-7 (Amazon Exclusive) (The W at Amazon) - 200 bucks gets you the first six box sets
Lightrhythm Visuals, Vol. 2: Singles 06-10 - of course, the cover and description are for "Why We Bang: Straight from the Streets of LA" so take your chances
Lions - dunno, maybe it's about lions?

PERISCOPE FILMS:
Target for Tonight: A Bombing Raid on Germany
The Coastal Command: Flying Boats at War

SMUT FROM AFRO CENTRIX:
Ebony Zone
I'm Gonna Suck You
Sweet Chocolate Treat
Black Ass-Pirations
Ebony Ecstasy Sadly, no cover images are available as I type this - but I think you can probably guess what MIGHT be on these DVDs

Cornbread Street Heat: Apple Booty 3 - it's so nice to see a Cornbread Street Heat release that doesn't involve "ghetto ass chick fights"

RESCHEDULED:
5 Mile Walk - rescheduled for 3/13
1 Mile Workouts - 3/13
Two Soldiers - rescheduled for 5/22

Now showing unavailable (RATS, not my BONDAGE FLIX):
Front Page News
Jewell Marceau Collection
Pajama of Terror & Other Tales
Rick Pitino:Basketball Fundamentals
1979 Rose Bowl:Usc Vs Michigan
1982 Orange Bowl National Championshi
Fields of Glory:Tennessee
2004 Sooner Football
2002 Oklahoma State Vs Oklahoma
100 Years of Notre Dame Basketball
Great Gridiron Rivalries
Illini Century
Great Gridiron Rivalries:Ohio State V
1999 Hall of Fame Bowl Game
1998 Orange Bowl National Championshi
1984 Maryland Vs Miami
1991 Fiesta Bowl Game
1982 North Carolina Vs Virginia
1986 Fiesta Bowl Game
Iowa Hawkeyes 2004 Football
Jr Takes Texas:Dale Jr
2005-06 Season Highlights:Gator Boys
2005 Ncaa Final Four Highlights
2005 Georgia Bulldogs:Huker Down Atla
Crimson Classics:1999 Alabama Vs Flor
Sweet Memories:West Virginia 2006 Bas
Iowa Hawkeyes 2005 Football Instant R
Iowa Hawkeyes 2003 Football Instant R
Auburn's Decade of the Eighties
Miami Ohio:Rewriting the Book 2003 Hi
Oklahoma Vs Houston
Oklahoma Vs Oregon
Oklahoma Vs Texas Tech 10/02
Oklahoma Vs Bowling Green
2003 Iowa Hawk Instant Replay
2004 Rugby Championship Game
Maine Hockey:93 Ncaa Champ
Usc Trojans Conquest Series:Episodes
Usc Trojans Conquest Series:Episodes
Usc Trojans Conquest Series:Episodes
Illinois 2005-2006 Season in Review
Crimson Classics:1975 Alabama Vs Penn
Fields of Glory:Georgia
Fields of Glory:Usc
2006 College World Series
Rivalry Rewind:Wolverines Vs Spartans
Twice As Nice:Wisconsin's 2006 Men's
Iowa Hawkeyes 1939 Football
Complete Writing a Great Research Paper Series
Writing a Great Research Paper: Picking an A+ Topic
Writing a Great Research Paper: Starting Your Research
Writing a Great Research Paper: Finding the Best Sources
Writing a Great Research Paper: Plagiarism & Other Pitfalls
Writing a Great Research Paper: Taking Notes
Writing a Great Research Paper: How to Be Persuasive
Writing a Great Research Paper: Writing Your First Draft
Writing a Great Research Paper: Quoting, Citing, & Paraphrasing
Writing a Great Research Paper: Formatting Your Paper
Writing a Great Research Paper: Perfecting Your Final Draft
Very Quick Job Search Third Edition
Antarctica Dreaming (HD DVD + DVD Combo Disc) By HDScape
Fireplace: Visions of Tranquility (HD DVD + DVD) by HDScape
Hd Window-Great Southwest
Thrill of It All: A Visual History 1972-1982
Film Noir: The Ultimate Collection (6pc) (Dol)
Recruiter
Duetos
Case for Christ's Resurrection
Rough Riders: Below the Border (B&W)
Terry & The Pirates 4 (B&W)
Piano Works
Freeze
Mazz:Live Reunion the Last Dance

So maybe it's only 376 this week...but that's still what we in the business call "an assload."



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Black Ass-Pirations...

Is that Black Aspirations, or Black Ass Pirates? This is one case where the cover might help.

Not that I'm buying it either way...




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    Originally posted by Guru Zim
    Black Ass-Pirations...

    Is that Black Aspirations, or Black Ass Pirates? This is one case where the cover might help.

    Not that I'm buying it either way...
I'd just fucking Google it for the benefit of everyone here, but I like getting ad revenue, too, and I hate skirting the edges without a really great punch line involved. So many choices. Suffice to say the largest words on the box are "ALL ANAL" and that should be the last we have to discuss it...until the next one shows up on Amazon when nobody but you and I are looking...

(If you DO want to Google it, try "AFROCENTRIX #239")



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I think I just wanted to say "Ass Pirate". It's out of my system now.




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You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"They're plump, ripe, and priced to move. Get your fat Samoan today!" (Packman V2)


And to think it's from the same company that produced I'm Gonna Suck You. You'd think they're not big on pussyfooting around.



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    Originally posted by drjayphd
    pussyfooting


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I'm not sure why Fark is still listing our classified from last week, but if you came here wondering why we are obsessed with last week - well, we do this every week.

Here's this week.

http://the-w.com/thread.php/id=32202

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Ya know, if FARK is going to keep sending people to this thread, I feel duly bound to add another 147 DVDs which mysteriously showed up during the 2/27-3/2 period. I wouldn't do this normally, since it's mostly Discovery/TLC/Travel channel productions, which on its own isn't enough to warrant this reply, but...well, see if you can spot the item which I just couldn't leave out.

Front Page News (The W at Amazon)
Jewell Marceau Collection
Pajama of Terror & Other Tales
Mazz:Live Reunion the Last Dance
Life Ain't No Crystal Stair
Platinum Hostages
Rodney Raccoon
Daybreak
Springtime Garden
Happily, Even After
Sleuth (DVD) 1972 - Laurence Olivier, Michael Caine (In English Language, Region FREE) Import Edition
East European Cooking Set (5 DVDs)
Polish Cooking

Anal Massage for Relaxation and Pleasure

Discover How To Install And Configure Firefox For An Incredible Internet Experience...
Masters of The Art
Winners Take It All
Rapid Manufacturing
American Chopper Season 7 - Episode 81: Never Before Seen - Special
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 6: Mark
Dinner Takes All Season 1 - Episode 12: Drake
Eskrima Kadena de Mano Basics
Eskrima Inayan Kadena de Mano #3
Eskrima Self Defence Palm Stick
Eskrima Tres Puntas
Growing Up Walrus
American Chopper Season 6 - Episode 73: Bill Murray Bike 2
American Chopper Season 7 - Episode 83: LUGZ Bike 1
Stunt Junkies Season 2 - Episode 27: Airplane Hanger Swoop
Extreme Engineering Season 3 - Episode 1: Super-Stadium
Biker Build Off Season 3 - Episode 12: Paul Yaffe vs. Dave Perewitz
Biker Build Off Season 3 - Episode 13: Matt Hotch vs. Roger Goldammer
Stunt Junkies Season 1 - Episode 3: Speed Skateboarder
Stunt Junkies Season 1 - Episode 4: Cliff Biker
Stunt Junkies Season 1 - Episode 5: Watercraft Jump
Stunt Junkies Season 1 - Episode 7: Heli-Surf
Science of the Deep - Episode 3: The Hostile Deep
Great Hotels Season 2 - Episode 15: The Broadmoor
Great Hotels Season 2 - Episode 19: The Inn at Little Washington / Mansion at Turtle Creek
Great Hotels Season 1 - Episode 2: Hotel Maison de Ville - New Orleans
Breed All About It Season 2 - Great Danes
Breed All About It Season 2 - Old English Sheep Dogs
Breed All About It Season 2 - Alaskan Malamutes
Breed All About It Season 2 - Dalmatians
What Not To Wear Season 4 - Episode 25: Lauri
Miami Ink Season 1 - Episode 11: More Money, More Problems
Stunt Junkies Season 2 - Episode 19: Kiteboard Island Leap
Stunt Junkies Season 2 - Episode 17: Helicopter Jump
American Chopper Season 6 - Episode 79: Behind the Scenes - Special
American Chopper Season 6 - Episode 68: Wendy's Bike 1
MythBusters Season 3 - Episode 38: Mythbusters revisited
MythBusters Season 3 - Episode 36: Killer Tissue Box
MythBusters Season 3 - Episode 31: Breaking Glass
Eclipse Chasers
Classic Car Hunters
The Sheik
Flip That House Season 1 - Episode 1: Glynis' Las Vegas Gamble
Flip That House Season 1 - Episode 2: Kelly's First Flip
Flip That House Season 1 - Episode 4: Jim's California Craftsman Flip
Flip That House Season 1 - Episode 9: Cindy's High Style Hollywood Flip
Dinner Takes All Season 1 - Episode 7: Kyanna
Dinner Takes All Season 1 - Episode 18: Elizabeth
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 1: Beverly
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 2: Cathy and Michael
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 24: Montse
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 25: Curt
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 26: Rudy
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 27: Justine and Keri
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 12: Baby Downs
What Not To Wear Season 1 - Episode 1: Morna
What Not To Wear Season 1 - Episode 3: Eileen
What Not To Wear Season 2 - Episode 3: Laura
What Not To Wear Season 2 - Episode 5: Ellen
What Not To Wear Season 2 - Episode 7: Shifra
Shalom in the Home Season 2 - Episode 4: The Pages
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 23: David
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 19: Brandi and Matt
What Not To Wear Season 4 - Episode 22: Jennifer N.
What Not To Wear Season 4 - Episode 18: Kathyrn K.
Dinner Takes All Season 1 - Episode 16: Shelly
Dinner Takes All Season 1 - Episode 8: Gretel
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 50: Baby Carey
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 49: Baby Dunn
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 44: Baby Norr
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 41: Baby Nezhad
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 40: Baby Thornton
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 38: Baby Werkman
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 37: Baby Lenick
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 34: Baby Panec
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 24: Baby Block
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 18: Baby Sanders
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 8: Baby Starkey
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 7: Baby Harlan
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 6: Baby Ridgway
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 4: Baby Calder
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Season 2 - Episode 11: Namibia
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Season 2 - Episode 12: Anthony Bourdain in Beirut
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Season 2 - Episode 13: Pacific NW
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Season 2 - Episode 4: Mexico/US border
History Of World Travel Wheels Across Africa
Press Pass to the World
Company Ink
Hunter and The Calm
Introduction to Maat Philosophy
Overseas Filipino Workers-New Heroes or Mad Heroes
Vic Kensler: Motivational Counselor
7 a.k.a. Jungle Spirit
Cooperative Learning: Grouping for Interactive Learning
Cooperative Learning: Engaging Students
Cooperative Learning: Interactive Learning in an Inclusion Class
IMPEN
Samurai Johnny Frankenstein
Makebelieve (Special Edition)
GUN OF THE FALLEN
Martial Arts of Psychic Defense- Do Jo Master Dr. James Capers
Learn How to Develope the Fifth Eye- DoJo Master Dr. James Capers
Aliens From Atlantis From the Galaxy of Andromeda- Interview
Origami Tissue Paper Orchid Hawaiian Lei DVD Instruction
2006 Chicagoland Emergency Vehicle Show
Home Theater Movie Trailer Intro- "Welcome to Our Theatre"
2005/2006 Chicagoland Emergency Vehicle Show 2 Disc Collection
Wages of Sin DVD
Tangy's Song!
Wages of Sin 2 Disc Set
The Spirit of America
Real Estate Appraisal (2-DVD set)
Eskrima Inayan Dequerdas
What Not To Wear Season 2 - Episode 6: Dave
Great Hotels Season 2 - Episode 13: The Hotel / Hotel Biba
Breed All About It Season 2 - Greater Swiss Mountain Dogs
MythBusters Season 3 - Episode 30: Son of a Gun
Billy The Kid Returns
Flip That House Season 2 - Episode 3: Julie
A Baby Story Season 1 - Episode 16: Baby Barrett
What Not To Wear Season 1 - Episode 9: Holli
What Not To Wear Season 1 - Episode 10: Jen
Dinner Takes All Season 1 - Episode 19: John
Dinner Takes All Season 1 - Episode 15: Julio
Aliens from Atlantis From the Galaxy of Andromeda-Lecture
Diary of a Nymph Grindhouse DVD Collection
The Very Best of The Ed Sullivan Show-4 DVD Set
PT-2-GO with Andrea Metcalf
Knitting: A Guernsey Pullover
COCKATIEL DVD! + Bonus Video: Train Your Bird to Talk
PARAKEET DVD! + Train your Bird to Talk Bonus Video
Jacques Pepin Fast Food My Way Set of 3 DVDs
Best Ranger 2006: Episode 3

That's right - "2005/2006 Chicagoland Emergency Vehicle Show 2 Disc Collection"

There are actually about a half dozen things I would have made fun of during the normal course of a listing, though - why not try your hand at writing your own joke?

(The 3/6 listings are up past EIGHT HUNDRED. I'm off to check those RIGHT NOW)



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