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|Brian P. Dermody
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|Dreadful on all counts. The parts that weren't horribly done were merely dull.|
This film suffered from a complete lack of the following elements emblematic of enjoyable horror:
- Innovative ways of killing teenagers
- Dramatic tension
- Shocking "jump" moments that later turn out hilarious
- Sympathetic characters
- Subtle social satire (Romero spoiled me)
- Good one-liners
This kind of movie is why people hate horror movies. Gore for the sake only of gore, and nothing else going on. Avoid at all costs.
But at least I didn't have to go see "Employee of the Month" for work this week.
If I store my shaving cream in my dresser, my roommate grows a beard. Odd.
Reward TV -- TV just got better!
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It sounds like they're planning to pretty much do the world of Middle Earth from Bilbo's adventure up to where LOTR starts by using information from not just The Hobbit but LOTR and its appendices.
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