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The W - Movies & TV - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
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Brian P. Dermody

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Dreadful on all counts. The parts that weren't horribly done were merely dull.

This film suffered from a complete lack of the following elements emblematic of enjoyable horror:

- Innovative ways of killing teenagers
- Dramatic tension
- Shocking "jump" moments that later turn out hilarious
- Sympathetic characters
- Subtle social satire (Romero spoiled me)
- Good one-liners
- Boobies

This kind of movie is why people hate horror movies. Gore for the sake only of gore, and nothing else going on. Avoid at all costs.

But at least I didn't have to go see "Employee of the Month" for work this week.

If I store my shaving cream in my dresser, my roommate grows a beard. Odd.

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No more icon? This episode was a little sappy/cheesy, but was redeemed by the opening segment cameo of Wonder Woman complete with the 70's Linda Carter theme song (which kicks all kinds of ass). I've heard this is the last season.
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