Yeesh... you get to be Buff Bagwell's manager for a match against Scott Steiner? Welcome to the wrestling business, Mr. Manager or Ms. Valet! Hope the experience doesn't sour you on ever watching wrestling ever again.
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Well, okay, it still is valid. But this would totally be my second choice. But only if I am allowed to wear one of those giant hats like Buff used to wear.
Wow this is less than an hour from where I live. I wonder if I could get a pool of a few buddies to cough up a few dollars. It doesn't say anywhere that he can't be managed by a... faction of managers. Only good thing to come out of this would be a free pass backstage for the show.
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I can answer a few questions about the auction and the eventual winner since I work for a pro wrestling company in OKC.
Yes, the winner will probably get to go into the locker room and stand at ringside. But they will not be touched in anyway by either wrestler or referee unless they were to get a physical so they can apply for a professional wrestlers license from the Oklahoma Boxing Commission.
So where it says "manage (maybe even help) Marcus on his way to victory against Scott Steiner" the winner won't be tripping Steiner, or hitting Steiner, or taking any bumps. Again, unless they apply for a license from the commission.
www.oklafan.com Big Show: Why is he getting the Intercontinental Title shot and not me? RVD: Ahhh...maybe 'cause you're a tool. Big Show: Look. I am 7'2". I am 500 pounds. I'm a giant. RVD: Oh ok. You're a giant tool.
The question isn't who wants to be his manager, it's who wouldnt want to be his manager?!?!?! No takers? Ok nevermind.
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I doubt you'd be taking any bumps, unless you got on the mic and ripped both Bagwell and Steiner new assholes. I think you'd take a pretty severe, Spike Dudley meets Vic Grimes meets Mick Foley bump.
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Originally posted by LexusI doubt you'd be taking any bumps, unless you got on the mic and ripped both Bagwell and Steiner new assholes. I think you'd take a pretty severe, Spike Dudley meets Vic Grimes meets Mick Foley bump.
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www.oklafan.com Big Show: Why is he getting the Intercontinental Title shot and not me? RVD: Ahhh...maybe 'cause you're a tool. Big Show: Look. I am 7'2". I am 500 pounds. I'm a giant. RVD: Oh ok. You're a giant tool.
I just watched this Rumble match the other day, and the Mascaras self-elimination confused me. He exits the ring through the ropes, climbs to the top from the outside, and does the plan ha to the outside.