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John Orquiola Scrapple Since: 28.2.02 From: Boston Since last post: 1396 days Last activity: 1396 days # 1 Posted on 23.5.06 1439.36 | Instant Rating: 5.67 Meltzer mentioned something about this today and I had to see for myself. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=482&Keywords= "Office Manager" is a professional sounding euphemism for Vince McMahon's personal lickspittle. "Available on call 24/7". Imagine the 4am phone calls: "Pick The Spirit Squad up at the airport!" And how about that interview: "There's one last question, well, it's not a question really, it's more of an invitation. An invitation to join a very special club..." I would suggest to would-be applicants: Impress the boss. Take the initiative and DEMAND at the interview's outset to join that very special club. Still, it'd be a dream come true to work for Vince, wouldn't it? Good luck if you're applying. Or, hey, if you'd rather be Stephanie McMahon's used dishrag, apply for this: http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=459&Keywords= (edited by John Orquiola on 23.5.06 1249) Back of the Head: www.backofthehead.com Promote this thread!
Aldo D 2112 Goetta Since: 21.4.02 From: West Palm Beach, FL Since last post: 3846 days Last activity: 3675 days # 2 Posted on 23.5.06 1441.05 | Instant Rating: 5.72 Is puking on command required?
spf Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 905 days Last activity: 325 days # 3 Posted on 23.5.06 1445.06 | Instant Rating: 5.57 Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like. Now I'll never be able to lead SPF's spfers! (The W)
dMp Knackwurst Since: 4.1.02 From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe) Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 14 hours # 4 Posted on 23.5.06 1523.34 | Instant Rating: 5.58 Originally posted by spf Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like. You better be a hot babe who doesn't mind sitting on the boss' lap *sigh* Why bother?
spf Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 905 days Last activity: 325 days # 5 Posted on 23.5.06 1601.23 | Instant Rating: 5.57 I am assuming that is the role of the "Administrative Assistant" mentioned in the ad. This seems like the position where someone keeps her well stocked with birth control pills and keeps telling Sean Waltman that Vince will get back to him any day now. Now I'll never be able to lead SPF's spfers! (The W)
DJ FrostyFreeze Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: Hawthorne, CA Since last post: 100 days Last activity: 2 days # 6 Posted on 23.5.06 1604.35 | Instant Rating: 6.49 (deleted by CRZ on 23.5.06 1612)
Mayhem Scrapple Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 274 days Last activity: 159 days # 7 Posted on 23.5.06 1613.48 | Instant Rating: 5.62 I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP!
Novak Sheilds Chaurice Since: 3.5.06 From: Australia Since last post: 4196 days Last activity: 4029 days # 8 Posted on 23.5.06 1914.15 | Instant Rating: 0.00 Bugger that! I want the Creative Writers job. http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=253&Keywords= EAT IT!!!
Kevintripod Banger Since: 11.5.03 From: Mount Pleasant, Pa. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour # 9 Posted on 23.5.06 2105.59 | Instant Rating: 5.13 Originally posted by Mayhem I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to everyday .. SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! Only job where it would be cool to hear the boss fire you. "Oh it's on like Donkey Kong." - Stifler, American Wedding
FLRockAndLaw Kishke Since: 2.1.02 From: Central Florida, somewhere between Orlando and Tampa, U.S.A. Since last post: 815 days Last activity: 129 days # 10 Posted on 23.5.06 2210.19 | Instant Rating: 5.69 Here are some more thoughts from a demented mind in Central Florida: And who knows? If you do a really good job on a particular task, you get to hear the boss yell, " What a maneuver!!" :) Why yes, I am both a musician and a lawyer. Thanks for asking. :)
LanceJr Head cheese Banned Since: 21.1.03 From: Boston, Ma Since last post: 4322 days Last activity: 4203 days # 11 Posted on 24.5.06 0048.41 | Instant Rating: 0.20
Applicants must be a size 'D' cup or larger in breast size (enhancements can be done at request) Applicants must be willing to personally serve the Chairman above and beyond the job requirements at any and all times. Serve is EXACTLY how it sounds Applicants who are women who are into women get first priority I'm am LanceJr hear me...I mean see me post RIP Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005
I have a lot of thoughts tonight, so let's go to a list format. * I've been reading old Superman comics, and Jeff Resnick really gives off a "Clark Kent" vibe to me. Or perhaps The Rock playing Clark Kent in an SNL sketch.
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