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The W - Pro Wrestling - YOU can be Vince McMahon's Assistant!
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John Orquiola
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Since: 28.2.02
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Meltzer mentioned something about this today and I had to see for myself.

http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=482&Keywords=

"Office Manager" is a professional sounding euphemism for Vince McMahon's personal lickspittle. "Available on call 24/7". Imagine the 4am phone calls: "Pick The Spirit Squad up at the airport!"

And how about that interview: "There's one last question, well, it's not a question really, it's more of an invitation. An invitation to join a very special club..."

I would suggest to would-be applicants: Impress the boss. Take the initiative and DEMAND at the interview's outset to join that very special club.

Still, it'd be a dream come true to work for Vince, wouldn't it? Good luck if you're applying.

Or, hey, if you'd rather be Stephanie McMahon's used dishrag, apply for this:

http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=459&Keywords=


(edited by John Orquiola on 23.5.06 1249)

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Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.



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Since: 4.1.02
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    Originally posted by spf
    Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.


You better be a hot babe who doesn't mind sitting on the boss' lap





*sigh* Why bother?
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I am assuming that is the role of the "Administrative Assistant" mentioned in the ad. This seems like the position where someone keeps her well stocked with birth control pills and keeps telling Sean Waltman that Vince will get back to him any day now.



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DJ FrostyFreeze
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Since: 25.4.03
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I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! everyday ..
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Since: 3.5.06
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Bugger that! I want the Creative Writers job.

http://www.wwe-careers.com/wwe/jobboard/SearchPositions.asp?ShowJobID=253&Keywords=





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Since: 11.5.03
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    Originally posted by Mayhem

    I'd do it, as long as he'd tell me to SSSSHHHUUUTTT UPPP! everyday ..



Only job where it would be cool to hear the boss fire you.



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Here are some more thoughts from a demented mind in Central Florida:
And who knows? If you do a really good job on a particular task, you get to hear the boss yell, "What a maneuver!!" :)



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Applicants must be a size 'D' cup or larger in breast size (enhancements can be done at request)

Applicants must be willing to personally serve the Chairman above and beyond the job requirements at any and all times. Serve is EXACTLY how it sounds

Applicants who are women who are into women get first priority




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