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Obviously if you've got your boss peering over your shoulder, scroll no further.
[joined in progress]
BG James: ...how dare you, but Hunter was always... a dick.
[Kip James is nodding.]
BG James: Can I say that?
Kip James: Ohhh, yeah. If you don't, I will.
BG: And what's up with that freakin' moustache?
KJ: He's a fucking idiot.
BG: I-- I second that. I almost broke his nose one time.
KJ: You know, it's kind of-- for me, me personally, was to get along with them because-- Hunter, mostly-- because, y'know, whipping his ass would get me fired. That woulda got me fired. You beat him up, you get fired. You know, and I wasn't about to sacrifice, you know, the career that I had, and, and taking care of my kids, and my family at the time, for whippin' his ass. So we just kinda just, whatever whatever, just let it blow off. Just let it blow. But I promise you, I promise, I promise, if he were to come up to me and say something I would beat his fucking brains in.
BG: Yeah.
KJ: 'Cause he's a-- he's a no-good motherfucker! You know, if you-- and I'll say this, just to kind of level it down-- he's got talent! I don't take none of that away, he *does* have talent, and he *can* work, but when you can do that, why, when you can bring other guys with you and bring other guys to that point to make the whole company better, why would you not do that?
BG [while Kip's still talking]: Yeah, it's a team.
KJ: But when you have somebody that, you know, if you had, like, us, for example, wanting to get up to that next level, but he was always fuckin' jerking you-- jerking that shit right out from under you. You know, sitting there talking to you, "Hey, you guys are doing it great, you guys are over like a motherfucker," turn right around, "Hey, those guys are in the fuckin' bathroom shootin' shit, they're fuckin' smoking shit, they're doing"-- where the fuck, why? Why, why when you can let your talent speak for you, why do you fuckin' do that? Because he wants to sit on top, alone. That's all right, bad things happen to bad people, and that motherfucker'll pass me on the way down. You know, when he's not married to the boss's daughter, or he's fuckin' in trouble or something, and he fuckin' bypasses me in the airport, I'm gonna fuckin' knock his fuckin' dick out.
BG: And what's up with that moustache?
[Both laugh]
[Scene skips ahead a bit]
Interviewer: Did Hunter change when Shawn left?
BG: Uh, yeah, he just took the helm.
KJ: Why do we have so many fuckin' Hunter questions?
BG: Are you a queer for him or what?
[Brief overlapping which I can't decipher]
BG: Just becuase your nose looks like his--
KJ: Ohhh-- oh, that was so right.
BG: Do we really have to have so many questions about Hunter, because he's a fuckin--
Interviewer: No, we don't. Did you guys become closer to him at all after--
KJ: No, we never became closer to him at all, because he's a fuckin' cocksucking piece of fucking shit. And I don't know how to-- I don't know how to say that. I mean, I *do* now how to say that, and that's exactly how I'm gonna say it, but I mean it's-- we're not close to him, we don't *wanna* be close to him, well okay-- I don't wanna speak for you--
BG: No, *speak* for me.
KJ: I don't wanna be close to him, I don't give a fuck about him, he's a *bad* person, bad things happen to bad people, he stabs people in the back, and I'm not talking just us, I'm talking about kids that are good that are coming up. I'm talking Randy Orton, he fucked Randy Orton so bad it was ridiculous, and that kid is probably one of the premiere best guys that was coming up, and you're gonna lose the title because you have to do some movie, that kid steps in and was carrying it great, I mean Randy Orton is very good, and I mean very *very* good, great charisma--
BG: The acorn don't fall far from the tree.
KJ: Right, great charisma, great personality, good entertainer, and, and, and, he just fuckin' stabs people in the back. And he's just fuckin' garbage. He's just fuckin' garbage. And that's just the way it is.
BG: DITTO!
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