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The W - Movies & TV - Hey, Nic Cage, how do you predetermine that your new baby wil get the crap beaten out of him?
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Cerebus
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Since: 17.11.02

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
Well, that's an easy question... you name him after a comic book character!

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/eo/20051003/112838568000.html

You gotta love these wacky hollywood types, even though I've already decided that my first boy will be named 'Steve Rodgers' after Captain America.

Comic geeks are SO cute!
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.40
Dammit, he beat me to it. I was gonna name my son that. Well at least the Kal part.

At least he didn't name him Anakin.

(edited by ICEMAN on 5.10.05 0002)



Hobbes
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Since: 10.12.01
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.55
This is the second thread recently that you've made about celebs' children being in for a rough life because of their names! For some crazy reason though, something tells me that the children of Britney Spears and Nic Cage aren't in for a lot of hardship!
Reverend J Shaft
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.45
Wow. Especially ironic given one of the skits Cage was in when he hosted Saturday Night Live (linked here).

Surprised he didn't name the kid "Asswipe". (No, that's "Os-wee-pay".)
The Goon
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Since: 2.1.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.08
Oh, he'll get beat up for sure, especially as the little Zod boy from next door has been giving him the evil eye.
dunkndollaz
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.22
Will he make his son call him Jor El ?



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.86
or that Gog kid across the street who stands in the yard holding a pitchfork glaring at him.
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Since: 25.4.03
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.85

Hey at least he didn't name his kid Pilot Inspektor like Jason Lee did.
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.69
    Originally posted by Mayhem

    Hey at least he didn't name his kid Pilot Inspektor like Jason Lee did.


Moxie CrimeFighter Jilette says that kid got off easy.



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ICEMAN
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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.40
    Originally posted by drjayphd
      Originally posted by Mayhem

      Hey at least he didn't name his kid Pilot Inspektor like Jason Lee did.


    Moxie CrimeFighter Jilette says that kid got off easy.


Well, at least Moxie can be some what close to a first name unlike Pilot Inspektor which is just weird.

The Crimefighter middle name is undefendable though.



The Vile1
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.46
Does anyone else think this behavior and how celebrities give their kids these horrible names is disgusting? I shudder to think what Tom and Katie ultimately decide to name their brood.

I mean good God...Kal-El? Cage I get you're upset you never got to play Superman...but do you have to take it out on your baby boy?
Deputy Marshall
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Since: 28.6.04
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.19
    Originally posted by The Vile1
    Does anyone else think this behavior and how celebrities give their kids these horrible names is disgusting? I shudder to think what Tom and Katie ultimately decide to name their brood.

    I mean good God...Kal-El? Cage I get you're upset you never got to play Superman...but do you have to take it out on your baby boy?


I don't think it has anything to do with that. He's just a huge comic book nerd. Hell, he took the name "Cage" from Luke Cage. Not a surprising move at all.

And hey, maybe it'll build character. Remember the Johnny Cash song "A Boy Named Sue?" They can have a drunken tussle years later when the boy's come of age and finally get some closure.



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Basically, if they had ditched the family drama stuff and just made it Colonel Quaritch and Co. vs. the Dinosaurs, it might be worth viewing. As it is, I can get dumb, sullen teenagers doing dumb things in a billion other places on the tube.
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