Has anyone else seen the preview for this? Caught it while watching The X-Files at 2am on Sci-Fi. It looks stupefyingly bad.
The 30-second spot opens with a woman talking about her dying husband, and her father-in-law's attempts to save him. We get some random dialogue, then a scene with the woman and some sort of mad scientist. "You're going to impregnate me?" she asks. "No," the scientist answers, "he is." He, it seems, is a shark, as at this point we see the presumptive heroine chained up and suspended over a shark tank, in which is swimming a rather pertubed-seeming hammerhead shark.
lol..looks erhm..hilarious. the lines on the site are awesome as well. "WHen he began fusing human and shark dna, his colleagues laughed at him. Now his creation is taking his revenge, and they aren't laughing any more."
...you mean you do *ALL* of this stuff by hand?! You didn't write some handy little algorithm to scrape the Amazon pages and compare the URLs to weed out duplicates and... I owe you major props for your perseverance. Wow.