This just in... desperate for any kind of frontcourt help, the Golden State Warriors have already signed Ademilton dos Santos to a seven-year contract worth $89 million. Unfortunately, he'll be ineligible to play until 2023, but don't fear-- odds are the Warriors will still be in the lottery then.
Sorry, couldn't resist. Seriously, though... anyone want to guess just how the heck tall he's gonna be when he's grown?
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I hope he doesn't have compromising pictures of me. I told him not to bring a camera that night we celebrated the World Bowl victory. I'M KIDDING, OF COURSE!!! I didn't really tell him not to bring a camera.