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Leroy Boudin blanc Since: 7.2.02 Since last post: 12 days Last activity: 10 days # 1 Posted on 5.10.04 1312.48 | Instant Rating: 3.58 Hey, Man, He-Man's Back! Produced and Directed by John Woo, no less. Just a gut feeling that there's nine-ways of suck about to made if this picture gets completed... "Who are these f--king people anyway? What more do they need to make a decision?" - Jason "George Costanza" Alexander on Swing Voters Promote this thread!
Whitebacon Boudin blanc Since: 12.1.02 From: Fresno, CA Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 19 hours
ICQ: # 2 Posted on 5.10.04 1442.03 | Instant Rating: 6.93 This is sweet. It can't be any worse than the 1987 movie starring Dolph Lundgren. (edited by Whitebacon on 5.10.04 1242)
y4j1981 Kolbasz Since: 1.4.03 From: Dale City, Virginia Since last post: 2240 days Last activity: 2180 days # 3 Posted on 5.10.04 1536.41 | Instant Rating: 4.76 Originally posted by Whitebacon This is sweet. It can't be any worse than the 1987 movie starring Dolph Lundgren. (edited by Whitebacon on 5.10.04 1242) As bad as the Masters of the Universe movie was, I will still watch it anytime it comes on. I love He-Man asw much as the next guy, although I don't think John Woo was the best pick (at least tell I see the movie) but still glad the movie itself is being made. Stewie Griffin: No sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
Roy. Pepperoni Since: 25.2.04 From: Keystone State Since last post: 2611 days Last activity: 1080 days # 4 Posted on 5.10.04 1745.36 | Instant Rating: 5.62 So can we look forwards to He-Man taking out Beastman in slow motion while a dozen doves take off in the foreground? This has to be laughably bad, and I'm starting to doubt Woo's sanity (as well as his directing skills).
StaggerLee Scrapple Since: 3.10.02 From: Right side of the tracks Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 6 hours # 5 Posted on 5.10.04 1951.15 | Instant Rating: 3.18 This is going to suck, as much as anything has ever sucked in the history of sucking. What was the last GOOD John Woo movie? [IMG] http://boortz.com/images/funny/100504_global_test.jpg[/IMG]
Bullitt Shot in the dark Since: 11.1.02 From: Houston Since last post: 28 days Last activity: 28 days # 6 Posted on 5.10.04 2112.08 | Instant Rating: 7.53 Originally posted by Roy. So can we look forwards to He-Man taking out Beastman in slow motion while a dozen doves take off in the foreground? Oh Roy...please don't tell me you lifted that line from the headline on Fark... Sometimes, when I get drunk I fall down and lose my money...
Mayhem Scrapple Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 52 days Last activity: 3 days # 7 Posted on 5.10.04 2120.44 | Instant Rating: 4.37 Yeah, this is one that I'm not looking forward too ... why do I forsee Vin Diesel in a long blonde wig?
jwrestle Lap cheong Since: 4.4.03 From: Nitro WV Since last post: 61 days Last activity: 14 days # 8 Posted on 5.10.04 2250.47 | Instant Rating: 0.87 Pray that the "LIVE ACTION" Transformers never comes to being. Live Action Version of the Movie Though I'll probably end up still watching it just like Masters of the Universe I catch it when it's on. J.J. Dillon: "I'd rather flip burgers at McDonald's than work for Vince McMahon again." July, 3 2004 New Era Of Wrestling
DrOp Frankfurter Since: 2.1.02 Since last post: 2488 days Last activity: 1355 days # 9 Posted on 6.10.04 0704.00 | Instant Rating: 6.74 It's just not gonna be the same without all the queer undertones. ITVR: In-Jokes like 90's De La Soul--come be entertained AND confused.
Torchslasher Knackwurst Since: 17.1.02 From: New F'n Jersey Since last post: 18 days Last activity: 9 days # 10 Posted on 6.10.04 0720.56 | Instant Rating: 5.75 Originally posted by StaggerLee This is going to suck, as much as anything has ever sucked in the history of sucking. What was the last GOOD John Woo movie? Paycheck! In Memorium: "If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County, Ga..." Always one of my favorite theme songs. RIP Ray Traylor
Roy. Pepperoni Since: 25.2.04 From: Keystone State Since last post: 2611 days Last activity: 1080 days # 11 Posted on 6.10.04 0904.04 | Instant Rating: 5.62 Originally posted by Bullitt Originally posted by Roy. So can we look forwards to He-Man taking out Beastman in slow motion while a dozen doves take off in the foreground? Oh Roy...please don't tell me you lifted that line from the headline on Fark... Was there a headline on Fark? No plagiarism here, I promise. EDIT: There was, dang. Well, I guess it's the well-known fact that the man loves his doves... (edited by Roy. on 6.10.04 1009)
Zeruel Thirty Millionth Hit Moderator Since: 2.1.02 From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary. Since last post: 65 days Last activity: 7 hours # 12 Posted on 6.10.04 1352.31 | Instant Rating: 4.05 Originally posted by Torchslasher Originally posted by StaggerLee This is going to suck, as much as anything has ever sucked in the history of sucking. What was the last GOOD John Woo movie? Paycheck! I liked it better when it was called "The Bourne Identity."
Net Hack Slasher Banger Since: 6.1.02 From: Outer reaches of your mind Since last post: 3843 days Last activity: 2263 days # 13 Posted on 7.10.04 0937.31 | Instant Rating: 6.01
Originally posted by DrOp It's just not gonna be the same without all the queer undertones. Then what would be the point. I wonder if She-Ra will make a cameo? smark/net attack wienerville advisory holds at ORANGE alert - High (JBL is STILL WWE champion and now smarks arch enemy HHH is the World Champion. Major red threat, but the undercard seems okay. The alert holds... for now)- 9/19
ScottLadd Chipolata Since: 23.1.04 From: Douglas, Isle Of Man Since last post: 3865 days Last activity: 3754 days
AIM: # 14 Posted on 7.10.04 1310.20 | Instant Rating: 2.21 Sounds like NHS wants Lita to be in a film so she not in WWE messing with darling Trish. Mis-directed Woo? any John Woo film. As homer Simpson mite say..... I love that show as a kid it was great I used to want to be Adam. I wonder what thy'll make of Castle Greyskull and the other great settings. Any casting ideas around? I ran, I ran so far away 'cos I want you to want me and I was angry when I met you, you stupid girl Can you spot Big Ron Atkinson?
estragand Summer sausage Since: 18.6.02 Since last post: 2809 days Last activity: 2809 days
AIM: # 15 Posted on 7.10.04 1719.28 | Instant Rating: 5.19
I'll survive if I never see this. But, if it gets made, I'll be peeking in to see who plays Teela. One of the biggest disappointments of my pre-teen life was seeing a rather ordinary Teela in the Dolf Lundgren flick. Whoever played Teela was cute...but didn't have the stripper caboose of her cartoon counterpart. -ES Visit ES online- it's "Internet Entertainment"!
Wow...just wow... I'm at a loss at how utterly WRETCHED this episode was. Unless they can somehow top themselves (oh PLEASE, no!), then this is easily the worst episode of the season.
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