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Reverend J Shaft
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Since: 25.6.03
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Heard WDFN in Detroit talking about Kris Benson and his lovely wife earlier this week and laughed my ass off. Sounds like a “caveat emptor” for any suitors: Kris may not have enough gas left for a postseason run.

Damn, I wish Detroit was a contender so the Tigers could trade for him. We’d have pictures of her and Kris together up on the net in no time. Oh well…



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It would be very suspect if Benson were ever heading to the DL for a "questionable" injury. (not that I'd blame him mind you!)

This does explain why he works so quickly when he's out there though...

(edited by Von Maestro on 29.7.04 1403)
StaggerLee
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Well, I would be doing everything in my power to try to injur HER, ifyouknowwhatimean.



Thank you for your irrelevant opinion.

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dunkndollaz
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Since: 3.1.02
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good googly moogly - I didn't care if the Mets tried to acquire Benson before but now I think he may be at the top of my wish list if it means more Anna Benson sightings



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I'd be strongly disappointed in major league baseball players if Benson isn't getting harassed incessantly in the clubhouse.



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Since: 2.1.02
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.41

If I were him, I couldn't care less what ribbing I took in the lockerroom, if I had that at home.



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Her personal website is pretty much the perfect type of internet page....hilarious (unintentionally), and there's plenty of pretty pictures to look at.



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Since: 2.1.02
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Their sex life was in the spotlight here in the Burgh long before this article came to light. Apparently there was some interview in Penthouse where their sex was described in detail, and some racy photos were taken, and of course the Pittsburgh beat writers jumped on it. Benson was, at that point, very early into his Pirates career.

Some ESPN.com writer made the point a few months ago that if Benson got traded to either the Mets, Yankees, or Red Sox that he wouldn't be able to handle the pressure because his wife would have them feeling the heavy media glare immediately. By the looks of it, the anonymous columnist was right.



Bottom line is: Who cares? The only thing in this story that matters is that Anna Benson is one fine piece of ass.



Jason Bay for Rookie of the Year.

All-Star Game in '06.

Someone, PLEASE, overpay us for Benson.
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Anna Benson, meet Howard Stern.



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Jeeeesh girl, he only pitches once every 5 days how much do you need LoL. She really is perfect divasearch material haha... If he can't have sex on the night before he pitches what happens if is shipped to relief and not know when he's going to be called into a game. I guess she'll have a direct line into the bullpen phone.



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