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| #1 Posted on 27.7.04 1330.33 | Instant Rating: 5.31 | http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/9254635.htm?1c
Vikings coach Mike Tice said the team will sign former NCAA champion and pro wrestler Brock Lesnar to a contract and bring him to training camp, which begins Friday in Mankato, Minn.
Tice made the decision after putting Lesnar through strenuous 45-minute workout this morning. Tice said Lesnar, who hasn't played football since high school, would play the same defensive tackle position as veteran Chris Hovan.
Damn. Well, good luck, Brock.
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Since: 16.4.02 From: Green Bay, WI
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| #2 Posted on 27.7.04 1332.58 | Instant Rating: 4.25 |  Good luck my ass! He's gonna be a Viking! Screw him! :-)
Now, to manipulate the Green Bay media to get the 70,000 cheesheads inside Lambeau Field to chant "YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT!" when he shows his freakish form on the Frozen Tundra...
...assuming his worthless ass makes it through training camp.
You know that'd be (green and) gold!
Star wipe, and...we're out. Thrillin' ain't easy.
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| #3 Posted on 27.7.04 1333.19 | Instant Rating: 4.52 | Wow, that's... pretty wild. It'll be interesting now to see if Brock can make it through training camp and actually earn a spot on the Vikings' opening-day roster. Here comes the pain, Brock. “Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?” “Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.”--Janine and Winston, Ghostbusters Two-Time Wiener of the Day (5/27/02; 7/3/02) Certified RFMC Member-- Ask To See My Credentials! | Juggalo101
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| #4 Posted on 27.7.04 1400.05 | Instant Rating: 1.49 | Honestly, I couldn't care less about him after listening to him on SportsCenter. And why's this in the wrestling forum? Brock doesn't give a shit about wrestling...
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| #5 Posted on 27.7.04 1413.40 | Instant Rating: 5.95 | He must be pretty fast for them to not place him on the offensive line. You gotta think he could create running lanes by throwing people aside.
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| #6 Posted on 27.7.04 1429.02 | Instant Rating: 1.50 | Originally posted by Juggalo101 Honestly, I couldn't care less about him after listening to him on SportsCenter. And why's this in the wrestling forum? Brock doesn't give a shit about wrestling...
Good point. This belongs more in the sports section.
Brock's probably a defensive tackle cause he hasn't played football since high school. He had trouble with his agility drills, sad thing is that he had trouble getting into a defensive position, which isnt so good being a defensive tackle and all.
But the Rock was a defensive tackle, and a damn good one too (had a bit of a hot temper though, I remember watching his biography on E!, and he started a fight on the field that even the mascot unwillingly got involved in...)
Go ahead... make my day...
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| #7 Posted on 27.7.04 1450.23 | Instant Rating: 10.00 | (after thinking about it)
I'm just going to close/leave this thread here to save it from being started again and point anyone who wants to comment further towards the thread in Football, already in progress.
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