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Since: 17.11.02

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74
Now I really CAN'T say that he's never done anything NICE for me.

I went and took that OK Cupid test thing, and I've been playing around there for about a week now and I've even been talking to some girls off of it. Well, Come 5:30pm today, I'm supposed to go and meet this girl at the USF Food Court for us to go see a movie and have dinner. I said we'd just hang out and have fun but SHE used the 'date' word to describe it. She's freaking 19 though, so this probably won't go very well with her being almost half my age and all.

The other one is this girl who mentioned in her profile that she goes to a nightclub that I have also gone to a few times, and I mentioned it to her in a email. She got all happy saying how she is always going out there by herself and wanted to know if I'd possibly want to go with her this saturday. I'm not stupid, of course I said "yes".


So, This post is really just me wanting to thank Chris for getting me two dates in one week off the internet... course if they both don't go right or they both end up standing me up, I'll probably hate you, but you know how it goes.

Thanks Chris!!!

---Forgot to spell check!---

(edited by Cerebus on 13.4.04 0547)

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Since: 16.4.02
From: Green Bay, WI

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.25
I can see it now on signs at the next WWE show:

CRZ IS PIMPING!



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Since: 3.1.02
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Yeah, but when she drops a roofie in your drink on Saturday night, your vision gets blurry, your head starts swimming, everything goes black, and you wake up in a strange motel room in a bathtub full of ice with your kidney missing, DON'T BLAME CRZ.




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Since: 15.1.02
From: Flatwoods, KY

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.61
This- along with the thread in Site Feedback folder- is officially a call for CRZ to start a dating service and open slashdating.com for business. Since you are in danger of being laid off it could be a good money making idea for you!





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Since: 3.10.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.49
SLASHdating sounds like dating for knife wielding psychopaths.



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Since: 23.5.02
From: Oklahoma

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.85
    Originally posted by Ffej
    This- along with the thread in Site Feedback folder- is officially a call for CRZ to start a dating service.


Yeah, either that or he should continue posting links that he gets from his wife to already established dating services. Whatever's easier.





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Since: 7.2.02
From: New York, NY

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
    Originally posted by Cerebus
    Now I really CAN'T say that he's never done anything NICE for me.

    I went and took that OK Cupid test thing, and I've been playing around there for about a week now and I've even been talking to some girls off of it. Well, Come 5:30pm today, I'm supposed to go and meet this girl at the USF Food Court for us to go see a movie and have dinner. I said we'd just hang out and have fun but SHE used the 'date' word to describe it. She's freaking 19 though, so this probably won't go very well with her being almost half my age and all.

    The other one is this girl who mentioned in her profile that she goes to a nightclub that I have also gone to a few times, and I mentioned it to her in a email. She got all happy saying how she is always going out there by herself and wanted to know if I'd possibly want to go with her this saturday. I'm not stupid, of course I said "yes".


    So, This post is really just me wanting to thank Chris for getting me two dates in one week off the internet... course if they both don't go right or they both end up standing me up, I'll probably hate you, but you know how it goes.

    Thanks Chris!!!

    ---Forgot to spell check!---

    (edited by Cerebus on 13.4.04 0547)


I give the first one the third date when she asks you to buy her beer or wine coolers.

But man, CRZ is pimpin' from coast to coast.



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Since: 9.12.01
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
    Originally posted by The Amazing Salami
      Originally posted by Ffej
      This- along with the thread in Site Feedback folder- is officially a call for CRZ to start a dating service.


    Yeah, either that or he should continue posting links that he gets from his wife to already established dating services. Whatever's easier.
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Since: 23.5.02
From: Oklahoma

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.85
(deleted by The Amazing Salami on 13.4.04 1239)
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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
Umm, it was just funnin'. Sorry that I didn't kill my joke by emblazening it with a smiley face. (May I also suggest that SIX paragraphs from you doesn't exactly make ME come off as the "weepy" one?)

AND LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ANYONE *ELSE* WHO ATTEMPTS TO INJECT TRUTHFULNESS INTO A THREAD THAT SHOULD PRIMARILY BE DEVOTED TO ASS KISSING - I *WILL* GET YOU BACK WITH A CAUSTIC YET HUMOUROUS (TO ME) COMMENT - NO ONE WILL BE SPARED MY WRATH - NO ONE



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Since: 23.5.02
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.85
My bad, man.

But I still think I'm on your bad side for some reason. :)





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Since: 3.1.02
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.50
Renegade Raine says:


I'm glad that you're finding some decent females, but all I've got since signing up on that site was a bunch of guys that are either thirty or have NO picture saying how hot I am and that I should message them.

My response? "No"

Of course, me being a chick on the net, I wasn't expecting any hot dudes either. Yes, I'm shallow. No, I don't care.

Anyways, good luck on your dates.




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Since: 1.8.02
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
    Originally posted by DarkRenegade
    Of course, me being a chick on the net, I wasn't expecting any hot dudes either.
I'm sure you meant to say "Present company excepted, naturally." Right? :-)
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Since: 2.1.02
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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.65
    Originally posted by vsp
    Yeah, but when she drops a roofie in your drink on Saturday night, your vision gets blurry, your head starts swimming, everything goes black, and you wake up in a strange motel room in a bathtub full of ice with your kidney missing, DON'T BLAME CRZ.



Blame, hell. That would RULE ALL. Can you imagine how rich you would be from all the interviews?



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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.62
Renegade Raine says:


    Originally posted by emma
      Originally posted by DarkRenegade
      Of course, me being a chick on the net, I wasn't expecting any hot dudes either.
    I'm sure you meant to say "Present company excepted, naturally." Right? :-)


But of course! :)




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Since: 2.1.02
From: Ottawa, Ontario

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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.87
I must be out to lunch... I've read both posts, I read most of the board, and I have NO idea what this Cupid Dating thing that CRZ is getting Wieners laid left right and centre with is....

Where's the Magic Thread?



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Since: 26.3.03
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.64
    Originally posted by cfgb
    I must be out to lunch... I've read both posts, I read most of the board, and I have NO idea what this Cupid Dating thing that CRZ is getting Wieners laid left right and centre with is....

    Where's the Magic Thread?


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edit:
I forgot the rest of my reply. d'oh.

I just quickly glanced over that thread and thought it was just another quiz and didn't know about the connection to OkCupid.com

With the results that have been coming in, what the heck, i'll give it a shot. lol.

(edited by GrubbyLongJohns on 13.4.04 1651)



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Since: 2.1.02
From: Ottawa, Ontario

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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.87
I swear I looked at that link when it happened, did the quiz, and moved on.

I didn't even realize I was playing with an online dating service. Call me oblivious! (THIS is why THEY get laid, and I get stuck in bizarre single-mom relationships! WHEEE!)



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Since: 2.11.02
From: Edinburgh, Scotland

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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.42
    Originally posted by cfgb
    I swear I looked at that link when it happened, did the quiz, and moved on.


Yeah, the whole dating service thing completely passed me by when I filled out their little quiz. I can't even remember what they said about me now. I'm sure it was all highly complimentary though.

I can't see me rushing out to try it now though. I've got a hard time imagining that theres that many pretty young ladies using internet dating services. And even if there are it sounds like Cerebus has pretty much got the market cornered already ;)



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