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The Great Thomas
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.52
So, I'm just sitting around, minding my own business, when suddenly, the frightful realization hits me:

Jackie Gayda and Stacy Kiebler are going to WrestleMania.

JACKIE FREAKIN' GAYDA AND STACY FREAKIN' KIEBLER ARE GOING TO HAVE A MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA.

And that's when I cried.

Jackie and Stacy, the two bleached-blonde, non-wrestling heat suckers will be going to WrestleMania against two other bleached-blonde, non-wrestling heat suckers in a match that serves as nothing more than useless eye candy.

Meanwhile, Victoria will probably defend her newly won title on Heat.

And for that reason, I cried.

Because when it is all said and done, and the Evening Gown match is over (The Playboy Duo will undoubtedly win), Miss Jackie will go back to Rico and continue flashing jobbers, Stacy will probably return to her abusive boyfriend Test, Sable and Torrie will feud against each other, or Dawn Marie, or Nidia, and Victoria will likely job her title to Lita.

Jackie and Stacy are going to have a match at WrestleMania, folks. And for that, I cry.

Tell me again why it's called WrestleMania?



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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
What makes ME shudder is that Jackie "Blown Spot" Gayda is probably the best "wrestler" in that match. (and boy, do I use the term wrestler LOOSELY!!!). And we've already seen these 4 bimbos in various stages of undress, either in Playboy or in bra/panties matches. Now Victoria and Molly.....THAT'S a novelty evening gown match I wanna see...WOO HOO. (I know, I know....they are actual WRESTLERS and not just eye candy, but damn, a man can dream).



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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.24
Dude, you have:

Eddie Guerrero Vs. Kurt Angle-The workrate of the year
HHH Vs. Shawn Michaels Vs. Chris Benoit-worth it on the curiosity factor alone
The Return Of The Dead Man-Come on, it's The Undertaker!
A MASSIVE Cruiserweight clusterfuck-the best kind
Brock Vs. Goldberg-an off-the-charts slobberknocker
John Cena Vs. The Big Show-Cena FINALLY getting a big, well-booked win
Mick Foley Wrestling Again! With The Rock By His Side!
And maybe....just maybe...a surpise that'll surely be a Hit, man.

This is looking to be the best pay-per-view since X-7, and you're upset over a bit of T&A for the fanboys? You should be crying with JOY.



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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.00
Think of it this way, without that match you would have to refrain from peeing for five hours. Vince knows that his fans want to drink a few beers with their WrestleMania, and he has been kind enough to provide us with a potty break.
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.57
I too am quite saddened that four non-workers get to be on the card, yet WWE can't find anything for Booker T, RVD, Matt Hardy, Lance Storm, Dudley Boyz, Val Venis (I like him), Steven Richards, etc, etc, etc.

Oh well. I'll just look on the positive. Like Toast Jr said; At least I'll now have a chance to take a piss in that five-hour period.



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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.56
    Originally posted by TwisterF5
    What makes ME shudder is that Jackie "Blown Spot" Gayda is probably the best "wrestler" in that match. (and boy, do I use the term wrestler LOOSELY!!!). And we've already seen these 4 bimbos in various stages of undress, either in Playboy or in bra/panties matches. Now Victoria and Molly.....THAT'S a novelty evening gown match I wanna see...WOO HOO. (I know, I know....they are actual WRESTLERS and not just eye candy, but damn, a man can dream).


While I do see Victoria as very sexy, I don't understand all the drooling over Molly. Yeah, she's a great wrestler and is pretty but I just don't find her as attractive as most here seem to.

Probably a matter of personal taste, but I wonder if she wasn't as good of a wrestler as she is would we be getting all the "I'd rather see Molly in Playboy instead" type threads?



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.25
AND ITS ALL OVER A SMUT MAG!
This crap doesn't deserve a spot on ANY PPV, let alone Wrestlemania. Let alone the supposedly "biggest Wrestlmania of them all". The rest of the card may be good, but that doesn't make it any less of a travesty to see Corky Gayda, Borrie Wilson among the others getting an undeserved spot on such a card in place of actual workers. How I long for the days when "divas" were left OUT of the ring(and when there were less of them).

Honestly, I'd prefer seeing 5-10 minutes of dead air over a "match" featuring these dumb whores. Ah well, I'll take the piss break advice(which I was smart enough to not think of last year during the catfighters. Grr.).
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.24
"I too am quite saddened that four non-workers get to be on the card, yet WWE can't find anything for Booker T, RVD, Matt Hardy, Lance Storm, Dudley Boyz, Val Venis (I like him), Steven Richards, etc, etc, etc."

Ehhh....I'd be more annoyed if the fed were giving time to something that will fail to elicit ANY fan response over these guys. As it stands, the four strippers get a better reaciton just standing there than Storm or Venis os Richards. The fed literally have to put no effort in pushing or promoting four women tearing each other's clothes off, and it'll still get a reaction on the night. It's good business sense-and sadly, we ARE in the minority over whther or not its a worthwhile exercise. The casual fans, it has been proven, do go gaga over matches like this.

Besides, I'm pretty sure the Booker/RVD tandem will find a place on the card before long.




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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.51
These 'matches' are needed for pacing of a PPV. Gives fans something different to see, to let them relax a bit and see some light action. Serious match anfter serious match drains a crowd so that by the main event they are totally spent. So this T&A match is just the ticket. That is how I look at it anyway. Plus maybe this is fulfilling some kind of agreement with Playboy. Because they are getting all kinds of mentions on WWE TV.

Booker T/RVD will find a spot on the card, I am sure of that. But damn, it is only one match. Probably 5-7 minutes long, including entrances. Nothing to get all worked up about. Wrestling isn't made to be taken that seriously.



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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

    Originally posted by BOSsportsfan34
    I don't understand all the drooling over Molly. Yeah, she's a great wrestler and is pretty but I just don't find her as attractive as most here seem to.
You are officially no longer my friend and hereby uninvited to my birthday party.



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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.65
I think Jazz would get MEGA heat if she ran-in and laid waste to all four women; she needs to re-position herself as the anti-diva...
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.56
    Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreeze
      Originally posted by BOSsportsfan34
      I don't understand all the drooling over Molly. Yeah, she's a great wrestler and is pretty but I just don't find her as attractive as most here seem to.
    You are officially no longer my friend and hereby uninvited to my birthday party.


Damn. I guess I'll have to take your birthday present back to the store now.



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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.09
    Originally posted by madiq
    I think Jazz would get MEGA heat if she ran-in and laid waste to all four women; she needs to re-position herself as the anti-diva...


If she did that, she just might unseat Victoria as my favorite female wrestler.

    Originally posted by The Great Thomas
    Meanwhile, Victoria will probably defend her newly won title on Heat.


Now, THAT'S the thought that brings a lump to my throat.





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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.06
Really, it's WrestleMania XX, a five hour ppv, I'm pretty sure the company's going to go out of its way to make sure that everybody with a title belt is at least represented on the show.
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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.07
I hate to say it, but this match is probably an excuse to get someone naked in the ring. Pick one or all of them, someone is going topless...



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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.65
    Originally posted by The Great Thomas
    So, I'm just sitting around, minding my own business, when suddenly, the frightful realization hits me:

    Jackie Gayda and Stacy Kiebler are going to WrestleMania.

    JACKIE FREAKIN' GAYDA AND STACY FREAKIN' KIEBLER ARE GOING TO HAVE A MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA.

    And that's when I cried.

    Jackie and Stacy, the two bleached-blonde, non-wrestling heat suckers will be going to WrestleMania against two other bleached-blonde, non-wrestling heat suckers in a match that serves as nothing more than useless eye candy.

    Meanwhile, Victoria will probably defend her newly won title on Heat.

    And for that reason, I cried.

    Because when it is all said and done, and the Evening Gown match is over (The Playboy Duo will undoubtedly win), Miss Jackie will go back to Rico and continue flashing jobbers, Stacy will probably return to her abusive boyfriend Test, Sable and Torrie will feud against each other, or Dawn Marie, or Nidia, and Victoria will likely job her title to Lita.

    Jackie and Stacy are going to have a match at WrestleMania, folks. And for that, I cry.

    Tell me again why it's called WrestleMania?
Dude... do you LISTEN to yourself?



CRZ
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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
    Originally posted by Toast Jr
    Think of it this way, without that match you would have to refrain from peeing for five hours. Vince knows that his fans want to drink a few beers with their WrestleMania, and he has been kind enough to provide us with a potty break.
Toast, you beat me to it! There must be a potty opportunity. They always have some kind of filler segment in Wrestlemania. If not T&A, then they have the guest band do a song.

(If it really ends up being near 5 hours as is rumoured, we might end up needing 2 "intermission matches".)
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.98
    Originally posted by TwisterF5
    What makes ME shudder is that Jackie "Blown Spot" Gayda is probably the best "wrestler" in that match. (and boy, do I use the term wrestler LOOSELY!!!). And we've already seen these 4 bimbos in various stages of undress, either in Playboy or in bra/panties matches.


The way I see it, this angle was gonna suck no matter what. And in the traditional WWE style, they mega rushed it.

This is what the angle should have been:Stacy and Jackie parade around the ring and backstage for a while, generally distracting superstars with ultra showy cloths and a few flashes. Ditto on Sable and Torrie. Rico becomes the Raw diva's unofficial manager/fashion consultant (like with 3MW). We hear, after some time, that Sable and Torrie were finally picked. Raw diva's throw a girlie tantrum, pull out all the stops show off their bodily greatness, finally begging Vince to give them a match to prove which pair better.

This is what we got:Stacy and Jackie flashing La Resistance during two matches and dancing together in the ring for a total of five minutes, with Rico looking on. Nada from Smackdown Divas until the magazine comes out, even then it's a broken kayfabe interview. Stacy gives Vince a 'standing lap dance' while Jackie rubs herself, and Vince makes a evening gown dance in the heat of it all.

What WWE shoulda done was drag it out 'tastefully', if they were gonna make us sit through Jackie's bare boobs and Stacy's booty in such a way week after week, they might as well give us everything the angle could have offered. Start at least a month before the magazine comes out, have it build slowly and get some suspense going, so the fans really DON'T know who is gonna win. Instead they made it- the team of two former playboy blonds, or the team of a blond that turned Playboy down TWICE, and a blond that we DON'T wanna see in Playboy. Not much mystery to it.

This wouldn't have made the angle great, just more bearable.




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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.43
    Originally posted by dskillz
    These 'matches' are needed for pacing of a PPV. Gives fans something different to see, to let them relax a bit and see some light action. Serious match anfter serious match drains a crowd so that by the main event they are totally spent. So this T&A match is just the ticket. That is how I look at it anyway. Plus maybe this is fulfilling some kind of agreement with Playboy. Because they are getting all kinds of mentions on WWE TV.

    Booker T/RVD will find a spot on the card, I am sure of that. But damn, it is only one match. Probably 5-7 minutes long, including entrances. Nothing to get all worked up about. Wrestling isn't made to be taken that seriously.
SOMEONE gets it.

Jesus Christ. IT'S A FIVE-HOUR SHOW. You need something to change up the pace to keep people going/give them a chance to catch their breath.
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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.20
Dude this match is going to be pure entertainment. T&A at its best. i am certain these ladies' undergarments will be quite spectacular. I hope when they get in the ring they just call off the match and dance around (but not to stacy's shitfest of a song) for about 5 minutes and then head to the back. But even if not, the match will be entertaining anyway. Its hot chicks, geez what the hell is the problem with that?



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