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Vote here.

We should list our picks here and see what the Wieners believe is the ugliest uniform. I looked at the pictures and thought about which I'd least rather be looking at myself wearing in the mirror. I went with:

Cleveland
pass - I like both the Cowboys and Redskins unis.
Miami
Cincinnati
Tennessee
Seattle
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Nashville
Boston
Dallas
Islanders
New Orleans
New Jersey
Memphis
Indiana

(edited by JayJayDean on 11.11.03 1044)

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.16
I picked the following:

(1) Cleveland Browns - way uglier
(8) Minnesota Vikings

(4) Washington Redskins - barely uglier
(5) Dallas Cowboys

(3) Miami Dolphins - uglier, but I've never seen that jersey before
(6) New Orleans Saints
 
(2) Cincinnati Bengals
(7) Arizona Cardinals - uglier because of the simple helmet logo

(1) Denver Broncos - uglier
(8) Tennessee Titans

(4) Carolina Panthers
(5) Seattle Seahawks - uglier

(3) Buffalo Bills
(6) Atlanta Falcons - uglier

(2) Jacksonville Jaguars - uglier
(7) Baltimore Ravens

(1) Nashville Predators - uglier by far
(8) Edmonton Oilers

(4) Philadelphia Flyers - uglier by an eyelash
(5) Boston Bruins

(3) Dallas Stars - uglier only because the Atlanta logo is too superheroic for me to vote against
(6) Atlanta Thrashers

(2) New York Islanders - uglier because I love the Statue of Liberty Ranger logo
(7) New York Rangers

(1) Dallas Mavericks
(8) New Orleans Hornets - uglier; really ... TEAL?

(4) New Jersey Nets - uglier, nothing gets fans going like grey
(5) Washington Wizards

(3) Phoenix Suns - uglier
(6) Memphis Grizzlies
 
(2) Indiana Pacers
(7) Toronto Raptors - uglier next to those stylish pinstripes




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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.10
I voted:

Cleveland
Washington
Miami (for the third jerseys, they're brutal)
Arizona

Denver
Seattle
Buffalo
Baltimore

Edmonton
Boston
Dallas
NY Islanders

New Orleans
Washington
Phoenix
Toronto

Overall winners:

NFL: Cleveland...hard to believe that orange and brown has stood the test of time....those are colours that a hobo might wear, assuming he didn't get to the MoD until late in the day.

NHL: Oilers...Todd McFarlane may be able to draw comics, but that's one horrendous jersey.

NBA: Phoenix...PHX? Good lord...
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.28
Browns
Cowboys
Saints (Only because I haven't actually seen Miami play in those awful unis)
Cardinals (Nothing wrong with the Cardinals, I just happen to like the Bengals unis)
Titans
Seahawks
Falcons
Ravens
Predators (I thought they were green? That yellow is awful)
Flyers
Stars
Rangers
Mavericks
Nets
Grizzlies
Raptors


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Browns
Redskins
Dolphins (since when do they wear orange?)
Cardinals (believe it or not, I actually like the Bengals uniform)
Titans
Panthers
Bills
Ravens
Predators (inspired by Captain Kirk's shirt, no doubt)
Bruins
Thrashers
Rangers
Mavericks
Nets
Suns
Pacers





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My picks:

Cleveland
Washington
Dolphins
Cardinals
Titans
Seahawks
Falcons
Jaguars
Predators
Bruins
Thrashers
Rangers (No, I didn't go with my fandom here, it's just that the orange doesn't look as bad in person as it does in pictures, and I can't stand the Rangers logo. I'm just glad I didn't have to choose between The New York Liberty logo and the Fishstick guy)
Hornets
Nets
Suns
Pacers



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.80
No fair having the Thrashers/Stars faceoff in the first round - those, along w/ the Predators mustard jerseys, are by far the worst in the league. That Oilers logo is awful, but the jerseys are merely mediocre.

Undoubtedly whichever uniform makes it out of the NHL bracket will be declared the Worst Uniform - no contest.



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(1) Cleveland Browns - PICK: Very bland
(8) Minnesota Vikings

(4) Washington Redskins - PICK: Cowboys Star is a signature
(5) Dallas Cowboys

(3) Miami Dolphins - PICK: I also never seen those orange threads. But this is more of a pro Saints vote, I like the Saints uniform
(6) New Orleans Saints

(2) Cincinnati Bengals
(7) Arizona Cardinals - PICK: Cardinals = boring

(1) Denver Broncos - PICK: The little Nike pattern when they line up is sicko.
(8) Tennessee Titans

(4) Carolina Panthers
(5) Seattle Seahawks - PICK: Ia ctually like both but panthers are a bit better

(3) Buffalo Bills - PICK: Just Because
(6) Atlanta Falcons

(2) Jacksonville Jaguars
(7) Baltimore Ravens - PICK: Another one I don't nesessary mind either

(1) Nashville Predators - PICK: Easily worse
(8) Edmonton Oilers

(4) Philadelphia Flyers
(5) Boston Bruins - PICK: What a dumb looking bear

(3) Dallas Stars - PICK: Ohh Texas longhorn I get it, still sucks
(6) Atlanta Thrashers

(2) New York Islanders - PICK: The NYR one is a nice 3rd jersey
(7) New York Rangers

(1) Dallas Mavericks- PICK: They are both ugly, but this one wins(or is it loses) by an eyelash
(8) New Orleans Hornets -

(4) New Jersey Nets
(5) Washington Wizards- PICK: Basketball unies are boring

(3) Phoenix Suns
(6) Memphis Grizzlies - PICK- I like the PHX (it's hip with the kids, I think LoL) but not the orange. Memphis gets the vote for being boring

(2) Indiana Pacers - PICK: Actually these are two of the better ones in the basketball section, too bad they are against each other
(7) Toronto Raptors



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    Originally posted by Mr. Heat Miser
    Undoubtedly whichever uniform makes it out of the NHL bracket will be declared the Worst Uniform - no contest.


I'll be SHOCKED if the Oregon Ducks' yellow unis don't "win."



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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
Am I crazy in wondering how some of these unis for into the 'worst' bracket? Weren't several of them in the 'best' tournament last month?



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The bottom half of the bracket is now open. Boy, are there some stinkers in there. My votes:

Padres camo' jersey
Mets
Rockies
Pirates
Oregon (yellow)
Mercury
Australia - egads!
Juventus - double e-GADS!
San Jose State
Illinois - Clemson's looked worse, but I saw the game that the Illini wore these and was appalled
Wyoming
FAMU
K-State - ugh
IUPUI
Central Michigan
St. Bonaventure



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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.59
You know, if WNBA teams started wearing uniforms similarly styled to Australia's, it just might become popular.



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Since: 8.5.03
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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.16
OK, this ballot is a fiasco.

Not only did they put BOTH Oregon football jerseys as choices (today's word is "overkill"), but they pitted Clemson versus Illinois.

So what, you say? The Illinois all-orange uniform is the exact same as Clemson's normal jersey. The Clemson pic is of the rare purple jersey.

I am a Clemson fan, and I cannot abide by the insult to force me to choose between our two uniforms as the uglier, even if one is worn by another team.

Phooey to you, ballot. PHOOEY!




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Since: 23.1.02
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.28
Here we go again:

Padres
Mets (I flipped a mental coin here, I don't mind either)
Redsox
Astros
Blue Hens (another draw, but their helmet looks like Michigans.. so they lose. Nobody gets away with going over both Carolina and Denver)
Mercury
Witchita State (yay aussies!)
Juventus
Ducks
Illinois (which really is just Clemson's normal unis)
Rhode Island Rams (Fuck you. Fuck all of you. Wyoming's colors are TRADITION. We've borne that decision for YEARS. And most of all, fuck the OSU Cowboys, who think it's funny to have both our Logo and our Colors. WYOMING RULES~!)
Cyclones
Hurricanes
Purdue Boilermakers (I watched the IUPUI Jaguars fight their way into the NCAA Tournament last year. I hope they make it again this year, and Carolina doesn't.)
Chippewas
Bonnies

-Jag

Hmmm, Aussie Women's BBall is leading at 78%. That's a travesty.

Fuck you, Wyoming is cooler than your entire family.




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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.66
(1) San Diego Padres - PICK: That is just bad LoL
(8) Arizona Diamondbacks

(4) New York Mets -PICK: I actually like both alot
(5) Oakland A's

(3) Boston Red Sox -PICK: This is more pro-Colorado then anything
(6) Colorado Rockies

(2) Pittsburgh Pirates -PICK: too.. much.. yellow
(7) Houston Astros

(1) Oregon football (yellow) -PICK: yup uglier
(8) Delaware football

(4) Cleveland Rockers
(5) Phoenix Mercury -PICK: Rockers is a dumb name LOL but the style is okay. The Mercury is just bad.

(3) Australia women's basketball
(6) Wichita State baseball -PICK: Australia certainly better with uniqueness LoL

(2) Juventus
(7) Philadelphia Eagles -PICK: If you are brave enough to wear pink, you rule.

(1) Oregon (green) -PICK: Oregon makes it's second appearance and gets it's second pick by me LoL
(8) San Jose State

(4) Clemson
(5) Illinois -PICK: It needs more orange LoL

(3) Wyoming
(6) Rhode Island -PICK: I actually like both, but Whoming is more unique so I like it more.

(2) Florida A&M -PICK: They are both pretty even for me, but FAMU looks too much like a running orange
(7) Iowa State

(1) Kansas State
(8) Miami -PICK: Both are good, I like the purple.

(4) IUPUI -PICK: Borrring
(5) Purdue

(3) Georgetown
(6) Central Michigan -PICK: Both are decent

(2) St. Bonaventure -PICK: Another even one, but I wouldn't wear any Bonnies stuff after last year.
(7) Texas Tech

**Jags I think it might be a blessing in disguise for you. Think about it. Aussie uniform advances equals chances of seeing more Aussie women pictured in those uniforms in upcoming rounds LoL



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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
    Originally posted by BigVitoMark
    NBA: Phoenix...PHX? Good lord...
Well, after all, America West Airlines is the bigest sponsor -- why not use the airport code?? *rolls eyes*

I was going to complain about the omission of the new (NHL) Phoenix Coyotes (phoenixcoyotes.com) singing red coyote* jersey. However, having reviewed the competition ... uh, never mind.
---
* Prevaling theory in town is that they wanted an all red Coyotes uniform so that it doesn't look so pathetic when the Red Wings are in town & the entire crowd is in red ...
(Detroit people for hockey, Cubbies people for baseball ... what's a native Phoenician to do?????? We're overrun!!!)
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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.58
    Originally posted by emma
    (Detroit people for hockey, Cubbies people for baseball ... what's a native Phoenician to do?????? We're overrun!!!)


And let's not forget every Cardinals' opponent fans for football.

(edited by Broncolanche on 14.11.03 1424)


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On to round 2...

NFL Old School Region
Cleveland Browns (orange) -- My pick
Washington Redskins

Miami Dolphins (orange jersey) -- My pick
Arizona Cardinals

NFL New School Region
Tennessee Titans (alt. jersey) -- My pick
Seattle Seahawks

Buffalo Bills
Jacksonville Jaguars (teal jersey/black pants combo) -- My pick

NHL Region
Nashville Predators (3rd jersey)
Boston Bruins (3rd jersey) -- My pick

New York Islanders (3rd jersey)
Atlanta Thrashers (3rd jersey, I think) -- My pick

NBA Region
New Jersey Nets
New Orleans Hornets -- My pick

Phoenix Suns (alt. uniform)
Indiana Pacers -- My pick

MLB Region
San Diego Padres (camouflage) -- My pick
New York Mets

Pittsburgh Pirates (yellow 70s throwbacks) -- My pick
Colorado Rockies

Wild Card Region
Oregon Ducks (yellow uniforms) -- My pick
Phoenix Mercury

Australia women's basketball
Juventus -- My pick

College Football Region
Oregon
Illinois (alt. uniforms) -- My pick

Florida A&M -- My pick
Rhode Island

College Basketball Region
Kansas State -- My pick
IUPUI

Georgetown
Texas Tech -- My pick



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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.04
    Originally posted by JayJayDean


    Wild Card Region
    Oregon Ducks (yellow uniforms) -- My pick


The Ducks are undefeated in those jerseys, ya know. I was vexed when I saw them in the whites up in Husky Central. If only the register guard had printed my letters
Oh btw, go Cougs in the Apple Cup, bump up the ducks! Holiday Bowl?!



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*NFL Old School Region

Cleveland Browns (orange)
Washington Redskins - PICK: Very close one

Miami Dolphins (orange jersey)
Arizona Cardinals - PICK: Boring

*NFL New School Region

Tennessee Titans (alt. jersey) - PICK: Seahawks are pretty tight
Seattle Seahawks

Buffalo Bills - PICK: I like the Jags
Jacksonville Jaguars (teal jersey/black pants combo)

*NHL Region

Nashville Predators (3rd jersey)
Boston Bruins (3rd jersey) - PICK: Dumb bear

New York Islanders (3rd jersey) - PICK: Ugly orange
Atlanta Thrashers (3rd jersey, I think)

*NBA Region

New Jersey Nets
New Orleans Hornets - PICK: Nets aren't that bad

Phoenix Suns (alt. uniform)
Indiana Pacers - PICK: By a bit

*MLB Region

San Diego Padres (camouflage) - PICK: Easily
New York Mets

Pittsburgh Pirates (yellow 70s throwbacks) - PICK: Easily, I like the Rockies
Colorado Rockies

*Wild Card Region

Oregon Ducks (yellow uniforms) - PICK: Ugliest battle so far
Phoenix Mercury

Australia women's basketball
Juventus - PICK: umm yeah thats bad

*College Football Region

Oregon - PICK: Oregon two for two
Illinois (alt. uniforms)

Florida A&M - PICK: looks like a running orange
Rhode Island

*College Basketball Region

Kansas State
IUPUI - PICK: Boring

Georgetown
Texas Tech - PICK: Hoyas look alright



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