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Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.96
For making you go through life with this name. (coldwellbankerpbr.com)

I'm sorry, I just can't stop laughing.

-Jag



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Since: 11.1.02
From: Houston

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.09
And the poor thing has to live in Kitchener, too...

edit: And how you found this is beyond me, Jag. I don't even want to know what you were searching for...

(edited by Bullitt on 7.10.03 2144)



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Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.96
Thank the Penny-Arcade Forums for this one. They have too many trolls/idiots/flamers over there for my tastes, but I occasionally pickup gems like this one from them.

-Jag



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Since: 2.1.02
From: Pittsburgh PA

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#4 Posted on
Welll, on the subject of really pathetic and just plain wrong names...

My brother used to work for a man named (I kid you not) Harry Dick.

And my brother's best friend's father's name was Dick Munsch.

Now just try living with either of those killers.



Cubs over the Red Sox in 7.
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Since: 21.8.03
From: the people who brought you Steel Magnolias....

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I used to work with a Mike Hunt - he preferred to be called Mick :-)



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Umm Indeed!
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Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario

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Courteney Cox was once on Letterman, and Dave asked her father's name. "Richard," she answered. Dave picked up on it and started to chuckle, and then the studio audience started to slowly catch on as well. Courteney, however, didn't pick up on it.



"When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
I also went to highschool with a Mike Hunt (he perfered Michael) and a Phuc Ngo...




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Since: 9.7.02
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    Originally posted by Big Bad
    Courteney Cox was once on Letterman, and Dave asked her father's name. "Richard," she answered. Dave picked up on it and started to chuckle, and then the studio audience started to slowly catch on as well. Courteney, however, didn't pick up on it.


Some people are stupid. Some people are really stupid. There's a whole level of uber-stu[id for people who don't get Dick Cox. That said, my dad worked for a German guy named Jack Meihof. (My-hof)



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Since: 21.8.03
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#9 Posted on
    Originally posted by gugs
    Some people are stupid. Some people are really stupid. There's a whole level of uber-stu[id for people who don't get Dick Cox. That said, my dad worked for a German guy named Jack Meihof. (My-hof)


There used to be a British childrens show called, I think "Captain Pugwash" In it were characters called Master Bates, Seaman Stains and Roger the Cabin Boy. It was around for a few years before the censors worked it out and banned it!



Warrior Quote: "Presuming initial consensualness, where exactly do we draw the lines of our judgment pinning down the responsibility and accountability inextricably attached to each human life? "

Umm Indeed!
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Since: 12.2.02
From: Cleveland, Ohio

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One fellow I work with knew a guy named Peter Drippin. And I always have to chuckle when I deal with one company rep named Dick Pinkelman.



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Since: 27.6.02

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One of my best friend's last names is Dover. I am begging him to name his first born son Ben.



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Since: 6.8.02
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At a research seminar I went to, the presentor in his acknowledgements had a grad student name Kok Long. I have a friend whos boss was named Candice Barr (though that isn't as dirty as some of these other ones).



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Since: 7.11.02
From: Dallas, TX

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I have a friend whose Vietamese name is Phuc Du Long. When he got to the States and enrolled in school, the first thing the counselor did was give him an American name. Also, a secretary where I work said that she used to work for a stock broker who had a client named Beaker Seaman.
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Since: 1.2.02
From: Appleton, WI

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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.04
Wow; compared to all these people, my slightly-funny last name is nothing.



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Since: 2.1.02
From: Stafford, VA

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I know a guy named Rob Seimon. (See-mon)

And I watched NASCAR one time, and was thrilled by Dick Trickle.

But Jag won this time. I haven't laughed that hard as a result of the Weinerboard in a while.





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Since: 10.10.02
From: New Hampshire

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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.27
I only ask that you not laugh at my former NH representative, Dick Swett. Hey, Bill Clinton made him the Ambassador to Denmark!
Big Bad
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Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario

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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
Politics seems to be the only place where you can find a lot of people named 'Dick' nowadays (Cheney, Gephardt, and the immortal Dick Armey).


    There used to be a British childrens show called, I think "Captain Pugwash" In it were characters called Master Bates,


I was watching a golf tournament a few years back that was being commentated on by the great English broadcaster Peter Alliss. The group was Pat Bates and (I think) Robert Allenby, and both men hit nice long drives. Alliss then goes "And a pair of excellent drives for Master Allenby and Master..." and then he cut himself off as he realized that he was about to say. There was a long silence afterwards, which meant either Alliss was being reamed out or the other announcers were laughing so hard they couldn't continue.



"When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
Stephanie
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Madison, WI

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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.22
May I add in a guy I met once named Peter Puffer?

(spelled exactly like that)

Steph

P.S. If my first name was Gaye, I believe I would change it outright.



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Since: 1.8.02
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I must admit to having a Grandfather named Harold Nipple. I am sure my mother had a very hard childhood....



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Since: 20.9.02
From: New York, NY

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A buddy of mine who was in the Navy served alongside a woman whose rank and last name... Seaman Guzzler.

Man. That ain't right.



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