Dear God.... every time I think I'm finished with Britney, she does a photoshoot like that, or makes out with Madonna, or strips at the VMAs and I'm right back in love. Damn her and her feminine wiles!
This just in: In an ironic display, the scientist working to cure carpal tunnel syndrome has just seen Britney Spears' latest photo shoot. This will set the field back years...again. Damn you, Britney Spears!
Sometimes I ask myself why I watch WWE after all the crap it's given me. HLA, necro, HHH, and so on. And then it hits me. That one simple phrase that can be modified and used for anything that gets you down, yet makes you keep coming back.
Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit.
I agree with Jaguar, when I see Britney in public she just doesn't appeal to me, she kindy looks errrr.. dirty. Like greasy, slimy, stinky. When I look back at her 3 years ago she looked good then but now she doesn't hold up, and I'm finding more and more guys who agree with me. I don't know what this means, but the real life pics of Britney don't compare to some other girls I know as well, just like Jaguar--but I'm defintely in the minority, but I just don't find Britney hot anymore.
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Hell, I'm more interested in some of the other Esquire women. Hello, Zhang Ziyi.
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Originally posted by Britney InterviewerEither Britney Spears is the least self-aware person I've ever met, or she's way, way savvier than any of us realize.
I'd have to go with choice "A".
Not that I think she doesnt know what she's doing (Coming out and saying "I know I'm slutty, I do it for the attention!" would totally kill all appeal she has), but "Savvy" just isnt a word that comes to mind when I think of her.
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And Good Lord she is fine.
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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
Originally posted by Scott SummetsI agree with Jaguar, when I see Britney in public she just doesn't appeal to me, she kindy looks errrr.. dirty. Like greasy, slimy, stinky. When I look back at her 3 years ago she looked good then but now she doesn't hold up, and I'm finding more and more guys who agree with me. I don't know what this means,
I think it means our little man is starting to grow up (sniffle)
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Originally posted by kazhayashi81Does anyone have a scan of the Rolling Stone cover she just did?
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I'm with the frosty one. Not only is Britney totally OTT with the whole "I'm sexually liberated, me" deal, she's also a skank-in-training after an early career forge dout of butter-wouldn't-melt cuteness. She's just such a joke nowadays that I find it hard to get particularly het-up about any photoshoots; all I end up thinking about is her throwing in cusses during interviews for no reason other than to look edgy. Gimme Pink any day.
Yeah, yeah. I'm sick and wrong.
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