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|  #1 Posted on 9.9.03 0328.11 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | So this dude sitting on his couch watching TV mocks a Triple H YJ Stinger ad by doing the Triple H water spit pose with *his* YJ Stinger, and somehow every droplet of released...LIQUID morphs into a CG representation of a yellowjacket, right, and the resultant swarm chases him down the streets, and first he's got his skateboard and then he has to just RUN (and also knock down shapely joggers in the process) while Triple H - with three women who aren't his fiancee, not that I'm judging him - do some kinda homage to ZZ Top by... STARING at him and then slowly fading away [they don't have beards, though]... and THEN, in what must I guess should be considered the climax of the ad, the dude runs down an alleyway - and headlong into an H clothesline (doing most of the work, I might add, as H just kinda STANDS there and lets him run into his forearm - the women are still there and they still do nothing but provide distracting eye candy in case you're not interested in all this "action") AND, after ALL that, all the CG yellowjackets REmateralise back into Triple H's ready and waiting can of YJ Stinger - which he then drinks.
So....he's drinking the dude's backwash?
Does that about cover it for this ad?
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| #2 Posted on 9.9.03 0430.44 | He's drinking BEES that allow him to TELEPORT himself and his stable of whores where ever he wants (and he WANTS to stalk this kid who hates him).
This is the best commercial of all time.
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| #3 Posted on 9.9.03 0611.40 |
INT. - STREET - DAY
Fade in to a guy, running from bees, who turns to see the massive Triple H standing in his path.
Narrator
Mellow Yellow asks: how would you stay smooth?
A loud "BING!" is heard and the number 1 appears. The guy drops down to allow Triple H to pin him. Triple H wants to but only after a 20 minute match ending in a pedigree. So instead, the guy is devoured by the bees.
Another "BING!" is heard, then the number 2 appears. The guy points behind Triple H and squeals: "Jericho's getting OVER!" Triple H is distracted for a moment but realizes that's impossible by now, turns around, and punches the guy in the face, causing it to explode.
Another "BING!" is heard, then the number 3 appears. The guy runs toward Triple H, and while standing Triple H pulls a torso and collapses, inviting the bees to feast on his water-logged corpse while the guy escapes.
Applause.
FADE OUT
If you've never seen a mellow yellow commercial, this won't make any sense. In fact, even if you have it won't. But I tried.
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| #4 Posted on 9.9.03 0910.33 | HHH's commercial was actually shot like a 1950s endorsement deal, with him standing next to a box of YJ Stinger and talking about how great it is.
This commercial has been tampered with. This is the Warrior's work. He's trying to tell us something.
Always believe,
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| #5 Posted on 9.9.03 0952.03 | Originally posted by CRZ
So this dude sitting on his couch watching TV mocks a Triple H YJ Stinger ad by doing the Triple H water spit pose with *his* YJ Stinger, and somehow every droplet of released...LIQUID morphs into a CG representation of a yellowjacket, right, and the resultant swarm chases him down the streets, and first he's got his skateboard and then he has to just RUN (and also knock down shapely joggers in the process) while Triple H - with three women who aren't his fiancee, not that I'm judging him - do some kinda homage to ZZ Top by... STARING at him and then slowly fading away [they don't have beards, though]... and THEN, in what must I guess should be considered the climax of the ad, the dude runs down an alleyway - and headlong into an H clothesline (doing most of the work, I might add, as H just kinda STANDS there and lets him run into his forearm - the women are still there and they still do nothing but provide distracting eye candy in case you're not interested in all this "action") AND, after ALL that, all the CG yellowjackets REmateralise back into Triple H's ready and waiting can of YJ Stinger - which he then drinks.
So....he's drinking the dude's backwash?
Does that about cover it for this ad?
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Triple H's commercial made perfect sense to me. I don't know what your problem is.
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| #6 Posted on 9.9.03 1004.19 | From the sound of things, that was probably the best part of Raw last night, am I right?
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| #7 Posted on 9.9.03 1121.04 | I get the feeling the next YJ Stinger commercial will be something along the lines of the infamous "BRET!!....Go Get 'Em Champ." quasi-commercial from the New Generation Years. Trips will be wrestling a hard match against some jobber they picked up from UPW for filming with some kid watching on in amazement. The kid will sneak backstage and catch up with him and ramble on about how he's his hero and how he'd like to be him, blah, blah. Trips will laugh and say something like, "Maybe someday, kid. Maybe someday..." Then he'll start to walk off, the kid lowering his head in disappointment for not getting an autograph and Trips will yell, "Hey, kid.." toss his bottle of YJ Stinger to him and say "...You want to be like me? FEEL THE STING!!!" and walk off as the kid marvels at his half-empty bottle of energy.
Anyway, what are these three bums doing sitting around watching tv (presumably wrestling) while chugging back the YJ Stinger? I haven't found a site with nutrition facts, but I assume YJ Stinger is similiar to Red Bull in that it's loaded with 30+ grams of carbohydrates, most of those being sugars. Now if these guys are chugging back the energy brews and doing nothing but sitting around mocking Triple H matches, they'll become less like Triple H and more like Dusty Rhodes. There's a reason you're supposed to take the stuff before/during/after some kind of physical activity.
On second thought, maybe their plan is for these fools to get fat on the YJ Stinger so they can buy more Stacker 2...
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|  #8 Posted on 9.9.03 1130.00 | Instant Rating: 5.15 | An overpriced sugar filled energry drink getting people fat so they can buy an overpriced fat burner and lose some water weight without working out then gain it back.
I guess if you buy Stacker 2 products, you deserve to be ripped off. | ThreeLeggedWonder
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| #9 Posted on 9.9.03 1202.30 | Hey it could be worse I mean they could have Bubba Ray Dudley or Paulie Walnuts telling you to feel the sting.
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| #10 Posted on 9.9.03 1239.13 | Instant Rating: 2.10 | Hmm, somebody's recapping finger appears to be twitching a little.  And that is a GOOD thing!
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| #11 Posted on 9.9.03 1247.28 | Originally posted by YossinoIC
I get the feeling the next YJ Stinger commercial will be something along the lines of the infamous "BRET!!....Go Get 'Em Champ." quasi-commercial from the New Generation Years. Trips will be wrestling a hard match against some jobber they picked up from UPW for filming with some kid watching on in amazement. The kid will sneak backstage and catch up with him and ramble on about how he's his hero and how he'd like to be him, blah, blah. Trips will laugh and say something like, "Maybe someday, kid. Maybe someday..." Then he'll start to walk off, the kid lowering his head in disappointment for not getting an autograph and Trips will yell, "Hey, kid.." toss his bottle of YJ Stinger to him and say "...You want to be like me? FEEL THE STING!!!" and walk off as the kid marvels at his half-empty bottle of energy.
So in other words, they're going to remake the Mean Joe Green commercial. Could do worse, I guess.
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| #12 Posted on 9.9.03 1251.13 | | The new commercial was a bit lame, but you have to hand it to HHH for his live YJ Stinger endorsement. He managed to promote YJ Stinger and cut a promo on Goldberg at the same time without sounding incredibly forced. | geemoney
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| #13 Posted on 9.9.03 1327.46 | | That reminds me of when WCW and Surge teamed up. Every hardcore match would have a Surge can bin in it and the announcers would always have it on their desk. Whatever happened to Surge anyway? | Ringmistress
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| #14 Posted on 9.9.03 1452.10 | Originally posted by InVerse
The new commercial was a bit lame, but you have to hand it to HHH for his live YJ Stinger endorsement. He managed to promote YJ Stinger and cut a promo on Goldberg at the same time without sounding incredibly forced.
OR longwinded, I might add. And hey, contrary to popular belief, I did hear that if you down enough of those Stingers, just like Goldberg, you too will get nothing but gas. MWAHAHAHAHA....
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| #15 Posted on 9.9.03 1558.08 | At least the Kid sold the clothesline, unlike Goldberg and the first pedigree he took this past Raw. We didn't see the outtakes though(wait for Confidential, I guess), I'm sure the Kid fucked up on the first take too, to be honest there are not many out there that could match the selling and acting abilities of Bill Goldberg........Ahh haha ha, I'm sorry.
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| #16 Posted on 9.9.03 1640.08 | Originally posted by geemoney
That reminds me of when WCW and Surge teamed up. Every hardcore match would have a Surge can bin in it and the announcers would always have it on their desk. Whatever happened to Surge anyway?
They also hyped surge by having the announcers drink it on camera during Nitro. Now that is product placement baby. | emma
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| #17 Posted on 9.9.03 1655.09 | So this dude sitting on his couch adoringly admiring Triple H on TV, in a pathetic attempt to emulate Triple H, attempts the Triple H water spit spot with *his* YJ Stinger. Because the unwitting fool refused to ingest the essential nectar, every droplet of THE PURE ESSENTIAL ENERGY of the nectar morphs into a CG representation of a yellowjacket, right, and the resultant swarm chases the doofus down the streets, trying to convince the fool that he should be at one with the Purity of Essence that is YJ Stinger, if he is ever to attain the nirvana that is the essential Cool-Hotness of Triple H. First he's got his skateboard and then he has to just RUN (and also knock down shapely joggers in the process) all in a misguided effort to escape the essence of that which he so desperately desires. Triple H - with three women who are clearly partisans of the Essential Energy - watch the futile postponement of the inevitable assimilation. [Every girl is crazy about a sharp-dressed H.] Finally, in the allegorical climax of the ad, the dude runs down an alleyway - and headlong into an H clothesline (dissipating the last of his non-essential energy, as H just kinda STANDS there and lets the Essential Energy extend from his forearm into the hapless dude - the women are still there, attending Triple H, representing the three stages of essential female energy & balancing the awesome power that is Triple H) AND, after ALL that, all the CG yellowjackets REintegrate their pure energy back into Triple H's ready and waiting can of YJ Stinger - the font of all Pure Essential Essence - of which he then partakes.
Naturally, the dude's buddies, who just shlurped their YJ Stinger down like good little droogies, knowing better than to spill even a drop of the essential nectar, avoided all the Sturm & Drang that befell the foolish dude.
Yeah, that about covers it. :-) | Big G
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|  #18 Posted on 9.9.03 2042.00 | Originally posted by YossinoIC
Now if these guys are chugging back the energy brews and doing nothing but sitting around mocking Triple H matches, they'll become less like Triple H and more like Dusty Rhodes.
Maybe they are trying to generate a Haystacks Calhoun type character in the future ;-)
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| #19 Posted on 9.9.03 2159.10 | Triple H feels the *sting* alright ... the sting of a steroid filled needl in his ass LOL!
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| #20 Posted on 9.9.03 2241.15 | I now live in constant fear that HHH is hiding around the corner waiting to lariat me.
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