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|  #1 Posted on 25.8.03 0644.57 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | 
REVA RENEE "RENEE" RENZ (R)
Website: www.revareneerenzforgovernor.org
Do you have a shot?: Marital Status: Single!
They may go all the way up: And here's a picture of her from the other side. (Anyone who thinks this is sexist, in addition to being correct, should probably ask themselves WHY these pictures are publicly available)
("View image" to see in much larger size)
Says it all, really: "I am a candidate for Governor of California. I own a bar in Tustin California. I am a former party girl turned Republican. Running a bar keeps me close to the people. My days are crazy and so are my friends. A day in my life is never boring."
Population of Tustin: 67,504
The bar: www.devasbar.com (warning: plays annoyingly loud music, so don't click if you're at work)
Drink she would offer Gov. Gray Davis if he walked in: A triple Harvey Wallbanger, a mixed drink containing vodka
Drives: 1994 BMW 325 convertible
Savvy: Used first blog entry to direct readers to the Google search on her name (google.com)
Without the blog we might not know: She enjoys steak, the Gypsy Kings and engaging in virtual heckling of Governor Davis
Okay, but does it have to be you?: "This is the first and probably the last time in my life that I'll be able to run for office. I think we need an inexperienced and nonpolitician in office."
Good news: Featured on the front page of the Tustin News
Bad news: The Tustin News has no web presence
Ever seen in public next to woman with painted on bikini? Yes! Look here:
(Another shrunken photo - "View Image" to see if you can make out naughty bits)
All politicians lie: Wouldn't mind moving to Sacramento because "they have a great mall"
Vote for Reva Renz - the "putting the Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr back in Republican and party back in party" candidate
TOMORROW: YOSH!
(Small parts of today's profile were stolen from an article in todays Orange County Register (ocregister.com) - registration is required, but you can use the fake login/password I just made up: aaaaab/aaaaab)
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| #2 Posted on 25.8.03 0800.03 | Hmmm...if by some bizarre happenstance she doesn't win the election, wonder if I could convince her to move out here to Titletown...there's a couple bars what could use her services...not to mention myself. Yowza, indeed!
Star wipe, and...we're out.
Thrillin' ain't easy.
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|  #3 Posted on 25.8.03 2355.43 | I'm voting for her over that porn star...
You kids like the rock 'n roll music? Then here's Matthew Good. | Gugs
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| #4 Posted on 26.8.03 0306.39 | Boy, she'd beat Peters and the porn star out on the "gimme $5000 and we'll go out" thing.
Sometimes I ask myself why I watch WWE after all the crap it's given me. HLA, necro, HHH, and so on. And then it hits me. That one simple phrase that can be modified and used for anything that gets you down, yet makes you keep coming back.
Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit. | CRZ
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| #5 Posted on 27.8.03 1023.49 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | Finally, Reva is the Three of Clubs (brokennewz.com) in the California Governor Candidate Deck of Cards (brokennewz.com) (Thanks, vsp!)
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| #6 Posted on 11.9.03 0959.37 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | In case you haven't been to Renee's blog (devasbar.blogspot.com) lately (and I sure as heck haven't), you've missed out on stories of not being taken seriously at debates, on national television, lobsters, being stalked, AND more pictures of her in very short skirts. If you're into that. (That stalker story is a doozy, tho')
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| #7 Posted on 16.9.03 1913.33 | I find this site to be interesting and unique. There's was an article in the New York Times on Sept. 11th about my blog along with a picture of myself and several patrons.
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/11/technology/circuits/11cali.html? ex=1378612800&en=c79e243aefb3f38a& ei=5007& partner=USERLAND
As for the quote about the mall in Sacramento, hey, I had to give the readers something to remember me by. Everyone else sticks to all the serious issues, and who recalls any of what they actually said in this field of over 100 "other candidates?"
(edited by Reva Renee Renz on 16.9.03 1723) | CRZ
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| #8 Posted on 16.9.03 1924.09 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | Originally posted by Reva Renee Renz
Where are you?
Santa Clara. Are all the candidates gonna storm my apartment now? ;-)
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| #9 Posted on 16.9.03 2013.47 | Instant Rating: 4.58 |
Approximate odds that this is the real RRR: I'd say at least 100,000 to 1. But still, yay! We might have an almost-pseudo-celebrity kinda in our midst but not really!
Sometimes I ask myself why I watch WWE after all the crap it's given me. HLA, necro, HHH, and so on. And then it hits me. That one simple phrase that can be modified and used for anything that gets you down, yet makes you keep coming back.
Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit. | RYDER FAKIN
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| #10 Posted on 16.9.03 2022.27 | Instant Rating: 6.91 | hey CRZ! What's the *number of times in one thread the same dude posts* rule? After three I think you are banned!*
* or if in charge - STALKER!
FLEA
Demonstrations are a drag. Besides, we're much too high...
FLEA - 1ryderfakin.com - IWC 100! And MORE! | CRZ
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| #11 Posted on 16.9.03 2023.40 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | Originally posted by gugs
Approximate odds that this is the real RRR: I'd say at least 100,000 to 1. But still, yay! We might have an almost-pseudo-celebrity kinda in our midst but not really!
I'm inclined to believe it's actually her...the IP address is from the right part of California. Plus, anybody who would say "I find this site to be interesting and unique" is probably a real live politician. ;-)Originally posted by RYDER FAKIN
hey CRZ! What's the *number of times in one thread the same dude posts* rule? After three I think you are banned!*
* or if in charge - STALKER!
My marriage is 18 days away - it's a little late for me to start stalking people who aren't my fiancee. And obviously I am exempt from all rules I make - that's the MESSAGE BOARD DICTATOR'S PERK PACKAGE, look it up!
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| #12 Posted on 17.9.03 0015.09 | Instant Rating: 4.39 | So is Wienerville up for some kind of award or something? How do people keep finding us??
It's awesome that they do (some of them anyway), yet mystifying. I guess Google is just the most powerful tool on the internet for finding weird things?
-Jag
...Or maybe Awesomely Mystifying!
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| #13 Posted on 17.9.03 1256.53 | Instant Rating: 10.00 | | I found this site through Google. The person who put the odds at 100,000 to 1 that it's really me better not go to Vegas anytime soon! Just look on my blog later today at www.devasbar.com | CRZ
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| #14 Posted on 17.9.03 2032.57 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | Originally posted by Reva Renee Renz
I found this site through Google. The person who put the odds at 100,000 to 1 that it's really me better not go to Vegas anytime soon! Just look on my blog later today at www.devasbar.com
And here's a welcome to anyone who DID happen to wander by thanks to Renee's link, as well as one more plug for the entire ongoing series - click on http://wienerboard.com/cagcotd.php because I'm a shameless, SHAMELESS shill... but occasionally funny!
Also, I'm stating the obvious here, but you're a good sport. I didn't have the cash to run and I was too lazy to get the signatures (and sadly, I'm STILL too lazy to get the signatures, since it costs $0 to qualify as a write-in) so deep down I can't help but admire people - well, MOST of them, anyway - people who are willing to endure the treatment of people like me to make their run for history. That's enough sucking up from me (sheesh), but I'll add that although it won't help you in the slightest, you can rest easy in the knowledge that you've now moved right behind Butch Dole on the list of candidates I'd actually vote for. :)
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| #15 Posted on 17.9.03 2130.06 | Instant Rating: 8.21 |
Originally posted by Reva Renee Renz
I found this site through Google.
Do you think she was searching on "wieners?"
Gabba Gabba Hey! | Reva Renee Renz
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| #16 Posted on 18.9.03 0022.55 | Instant Rating: 9.74 | | I can sleep good tonight! Thankyou for having enough wit to be sometimes amusing. A site like this is a welcome diversion from all of the serious surveys and interviews. If more of us "other candidates," actually took the time to enjoy the fun side of this historic recall and quit taking themselves so seriously, they would realize what an amazing opportunity this has turned out to be. The people won't remember what they said in some long forgotten interview, but they will remember a name linked to an outstanding personality. | pieman
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| #17 Posted on 19.9.03 0856.00 | Instant Rating: 8.21 |
But I don't think you answered my question! :)
Gabba Gabba Hey! | PalpatineW
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| #18 Posted on 19.9.03 0900.51 | Instant Rating: 9.00 | And dig that music. How many other candidates blogs have a soundtrack?
Johnny Cash
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| #19 Posted on 21.9.03 1516.15 | Instant Rating: 6.77 | So, are you doing Leno?
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"The most important thing is for us to find Osama Bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until he find him."
-George W. Bush, September 13, 2001
"I don't know where he is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
George W. Bush, March 13, 2002 | CRZ
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| #20 Posted on 22.9.03 0749.36 | Instant Rating: 8.65 | Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
So, are you doing Leno?
The answer is in the blog (devasbar.blogspot.com)
This is gonna be a tough choice - California Recall Candidates on Leno...or Dr. Phil's second appearance on Letterman? That's pretty good counterprogramming for Letterman, especially since I never watch Leno.  (I'll probably... tape Leno and watch Letterman until I leave for work)
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