MoeGates
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Since: 6.1.02
From: Brooklyn, NY
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|  #1 Posted on 22.7.03 2256.31 | Instant Rating: 6.28 | Click Here (queerquiz.com)
I scored a highly disappointing 21.9% Queer (leaving me in such company as Hulk Hogan). Despite being married, I was hoping for at least 35%.
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"I'm sorry, I didn't think I was going to talk about 'man on dog' with a United States Senator. It's sort of freaking me out."
Associated Press interview with Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA), 04-07-2003.| Promote this thread! |           | emma
Cherries > Peaches
Since: 1.8.02
From: Phoenix-ish
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| #2 Posted on 22.7.03 2320.58 | | Did you take a look at the "Girls click here" page? :-) | Altoshaam
Weisswurst
Since: 22.4.02
From: Toronto
Since last post: 3359 days
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|  #3 Posted on 22.7.03 2332.12 | 19.2 % queer ?!
Not that I'm complaining, but I thought I'd score WAY higher than that.
Maybe it's time to get my nipples pierced...
mmmm..... beer and pie. | drjayphd
Scrapple
Moderator
Since: 22.4.02
From: Connecticut
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| #4 Posted on 22.7.03 2345.06 | 34.2%. Huh. Who knew? I guess that's what learning some of the finer aspects of being a metrosexual does...
Today's Out-Of-Context Quote, Courtesy of hardygrrl:
"...between the grime layer and the Seventies game show host hair, I'd rather rim Undertaker after a White Castle/Schlitz bender." | StampedeFan23
Morcilla
Since: 12.1.02
From: BC, Canada
Since last post: 1537 days
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| #5 Posted on 23.7.03 0003.44 | You scored a 18.
You are 24.7% queer.
Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.
Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe.
Are you ready for Mahkan-mania to run wild all over you?
I mark for Molly Holly and Lance Storm. | Torchslasher
Knackwurst
Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey
Since last post: 48 days
Last activity: 46 days
| #6 Posted on 23.7.03 0038.46 | Instant Rating: 6.44 | You scored a 11.
You are 15.1% queer.
Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!
Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
Oh well, I thought I was a sensitive guy, but I guess I was wrong. (Actually, I wasn't wrong, but I don't like to cook or shop or wear belts so that all cost me my queer rating.)
Molly, Stacy and Daffney all in WWE? I suddenly lost all my will to complain about anything regarding the WWE. Hope I don't lose my street cred for this.
TS, the greatest Wiener rated 6.1554 ever to live!! Oops, I mean 5.5...4.5?? Oh, dammit! I guess Notorious FAB was right. | Underwater
Boerewors
Since: 5.10.02
From: Battle Creek, Michigan
Since last post: 2763 days
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| #7 Posted on 23.7.03 0113.40 | 39.7%
Hey, I can't help that I have a Nash-like obsession with my hair. And just because I'm interested in hot man on man action doesn't mean I'd DO IT. Right?
*cry* | Jaguar
Knackwurst
Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ
Since last post: 599 days
Last activity: 599 days
| #8 Posted on 23.7.03 0211.42 | The Girls Page is highly amusing.
-Jag
Roxanne from The Real Cancun on being famous:
"I'd rather be known for [dancing topless with my twin sister] instead of being smart or something. There's a million people who are smart. There's only 16 of us who were in Cancun together." | Big Bad
Scrapple
Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario
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| #9 Posted on 23.7.03 0658.31 | Instant Rating: 5.54 | Hmm, I can't get the girls page to work.
Nonetheless, I'm 23.3 percent queer. That's nearly a quarter, folks.
Over 1800 posts and still never a Wiener of the Day! But I'm not bitter!
| tarnish
Frankfurter
Since: 13.2.02
From: Back in the Heart of Hali
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| #10 Posted on 23.7.03 0731.37 | Instant Rating: 7.03 | They've also got a Gay Test here at thespark.com.
I scored a whopping 51% and my girlfriend has never let me forget it.
It's okay, though, because thespark.com also has a sex test here that has determined that I'm a woman.
So I'm a gay woman trapped in a man's body. I guess that means I fit right in here in this new millenium...
/tarnish...
I always play Russian roulette in my head...seventeen black or twenty-nine red...
-- Tom Waits
| OlFuzzyBastard
Knackwurst
Since: 28.4.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA
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| #11 Posted on 23.7.03 0819.20 | I was 27.7% queer. That seems about right.
The woman's quiz is almost as great as the "Are You John Stamos?" quiz.
 | Scooter Trash
Blutwurst
Since: 23.7.02
From: Indiana
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| #12 Posted on 23.7.03 0831.06 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | Hot Damn!!!! I've scored the highest on this thread so far. "You are 43.8% queer". That's good right? Er....wait a sec......
Gallo has put the heebie-jeebie on my colon and prostate- Roger Ebert | HomerJFong
Ten Millionth Hit
Since: 19.3.02
From: Ontario, Canada
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| #13 Posted on 23.7.03 0835.02 | I scored 20.5 on the first one, then tried to rewrite it with the most stereotypically gay answers in an attempt to reach the perfect score.
"You scored a 65.
You are 89.0% queer.
You are queer! Very queer.
You scored the highest you possibly can in queerness. You are so queer that Richard Simmons is masculine compared to you.
Others in your queerness category:
Paul Lynde Tucan Sam "
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Scrapple
Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary
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| #14 Posted on 23.7.03 1327.07 | Instant Rating: 5.96 | You scored a 13.
You are 17.8% queer.
Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!
Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
And yes, the girl's side is the funniest thing I've read all month. It's been a slow month.
Your winner and 3-time Stanley Cup Champion...the New Jersey Devils! Their title defense begins in 4 months! | Mild Mannered Madman
Toulouse
Since: 1.3.02
From: Westminster, CA
Since last post: 794 days
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| #15 Posted on 23.7.03 1535.11 |
Originally posted by Scooter Trash
Hot Damn!!!! I've scored the highest on this thread so far. "You are 43.8% queer". That's good right? Er....wait a sec......
We have a tie!
You scored a 32.
You are 43.8% queer.
Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.
Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe | DarkRenegade
Bockwurst
Since: 19.5.02
From: YOUR MOTHER!
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| #16 Posted on 23.7.03 1556.53 | Renegade,Mistress of Darkness says:
I tried to take the ladies test and the only question was "Are you a lesbian?", I of course answered no and the result page was unable to display for some reason. So I took the men's test just for the hell of it. And the scary thing is that I scored lower than about half of you guys...
You scored a 18.
You are 24.7% queer
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MMPS MemberVisit Jyle.com...it's good for you! | DrOp
Frankfurter
Since: 2.1.02
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| #17 Posted on 23.7.03 1558.27 | You scored a 30.
You are 41.1% queer.
Well, you are kinda queer, but you still need to work in it a bit. You only scored in the bottom 50th percentile of queerness. More than half the world is queerer than you, meaning half the world is having more fun than you.
Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe.
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I think the following sealed it for me:
Belt matching your shoes
owning more than 3 pairs of shoes
liking to shop
And Marking Out
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Wienerville | spf
Scrapple
Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada
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| #18 Posted on 23.7.03 1701.07 | WHEW! I am officially less queer than the woman who took the man's test 
You scored a 15.
You are 20.5% queer.
Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!
Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
She was worth 800 miles driving to see her play - Brenda Weiler
blogforamerica.com | DMC
Liverwurst
Since: 8.1.02
From: Modesto, CA
Since last post: 2960 days
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| #19 Posted on 23.7.03 1754.43 | "Others in your queerness category: Pierce Brosnan, Don King, The guy on the Quaker Oats box, Don Johnson, Dick Van Dyke, your local weatherman, any Asian or guy from Europe."
I guess I'm somewhat queer, but need some work.
DMC
"WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO?" -Malone, The Untouchables | emma
Cherries > Peaches
Since: 1.8.02
From: Phoenix-ish
Since last post: 1 hour
Last activity: 1 hour
| #20 Posted on 23.7.03 1855.10 | Well, as a straight woman, I'm apparently 50.7% of the way to being a gay guy. (Me & Tom Cruise, they tell me. I just need to try harder.) I haven't decided if that's a good thing, a bad thing, or just about right. :-)
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