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|  #61 Posted on 7.6.03 0946.53 |
Originally posted by OMEGA
Originally posted by rv581
I originally had a real witty, intelligent sign but WWE security Nazis confiscated it.
If anyone can fit this onto a sign, then DEFINITLEY make it. If you can sneak it on to television, it'll be a true mark-out moment (for me, anyways).
You could just shorten it to "Security stole my sign!"
Or you could have "HHH 3.16 RAW Ratings"
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|  #62 Posted on 7.6.03 1122.00 | Id go for
Who is MR. America???
Dude wheres my car? Oh Eddie stole it
a picture of Opy Taylor and Brock Lesnar and Lost at Birth below it.
I like Pie 2 ROCK!
I LOVE WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 | Chico Santana
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| #63 Posted on 7.6.03 1539.33 | "Bonesaw 3:16!"
"Triple Naitch"
"Teddy Long drop The Mack and get with the real black man, Steve Blackman!"
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|  #64 Posted on 8.6.03 0923.49 | Big Text: "SMELL THE BUYRATES!!!"
--under--
Small Text: "What Buyrates???"
Big: "WE Want Triple H!"
Small: "Off Our TVs!"
Big: "HHH...IT'S OKAY TO LOSE!"
Small: "Start today!"
Big: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ...."
Small: "Wake Me Up When It's Over!"
Big: "Jericho's Lowlife Reel:"
Small: "Guest: HHH"
Big: "Preparation HHH:"
Small: "Cuz Trip Is A Pain In The Ass"
Big: "Just Like Nitro"
Small: "Three Hours, No Point"
Big: "Double H Is Mr. America"
Big: "Shut Up, Triple H!!!"
Big: "nWo = Ratings"
Big: "We Want Ralphus!"
(edited by SOK on 8.6.03 0824)
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| #65 Posted on 8.6.03 1801.09 | Yeah, they gotta be short to be any good. You can put something like "Triple H is boring and needs to lose more to make his character interesting and revitalize the main event" if you want only you and the drunk guy next to you to be able to read it. That's why something like "Steiner Can't Read This" is great.
Although my personal favorite so far is "Worst Nitro Ever". Dammit, I'm *still* laughing at that one!
Tribal Prophet
Wrestling exists in the eternal present. What is, has always been, and when it no longer is, it never was. It has no past and no future, and sometimes even today is in question. - Madame Manga
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| #66 Posted on 9.6.03 0859.34 | During the HHH- Nash match:
BORED!
BORED!
BORED! | ThreepMe
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| #67 Posted on 9.6.03 0937.20 | Hows aboot, for the Eddie match...
"Acme Eddie Trap"
With an picture of a box being propped up with a stick and a burrito sitting under the box.
or
"Look Eddie, I'm cheating to win!"
Someone should make a sign that shows Jericho doing the "arrogant cover" to Goldberg and make it so you can move the arms in that "pec flex" motion. Caption it with "C'mon baby!"
and an abstract one...
"It burns when I pee!"
Damn, I miss that old Corruption of Chavo storyline. Actually, I think I just miss Pepe.
I would like to congatulate Al Snow on his contact with La-Z-Boy. Because we all know Al doesn't sell chairs. - Mick Foley
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| #68 Posted on 12.6.03 1217.33 |
Originally posted by ThreepMe
Hows aboot, for the Eddie match...
"Acme Eddie Trap"
With an picture of a box being propped up with a stick and a burrito sitting under the box.
or
"Look Eddie, I'm cheating to win!"
Someone should make a sign that shows Jericho doing the "arrogant cover" to Goldberg and make it so you can move the arms in that "pec flex" motion. Caption it with "C'mon baby!"
and an abstract one...
"It burns when I pee!"
Damn, I miss that old Corruption of Chavo storyline. Actually, I think I just miss Pepe.
Hate to break it to you, but Eddie's not gonna be there...he's on Smackdown!, IMHO the best show WWE has on TV right aboot now.
| Amazing Telephone
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| #69 Posted on 12.6.03 1516.04 | If you're into cutting-and-pasting -- picture of HHH on the left, picture of Nash on the right, Quake logo in the middle, text across the bottom of the sign that reads "QUAD DAMAGE".
Then of course there's "BILLY GUNN WILL SHOOT EDGE TONIGHT" or "EDGE IS EATING A MEATBALL SANDWICH" or what have you.
| Brian P. Dermody
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| #70 Posted on 13.6.03 0105.42 |
Originally posted by Lickicat
The front face lock is hold 377 (yes, I looked it up, I'm that sad).
How's about
Jericho 3:77
The internet smart in joke to end all internet smark in jokes.
 Find Out If You Are John Stamos!
Modern Humorist | Oliver
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| #71 Posted on 14.6.03 1326.16 | I found the perfect sign, courtesy of the amazing site called Obsessed with Wrestling. Check this out!
Check out Triple H's sign...that would suit perfectly!
(edited by SOK on 14.6.03 1227)
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| #72 Posted on 14.6.03 1538.50 | SOK I was watching the old DX video and when that part came on, I laughed my ass off! Speaking of that era, RVD better lay off the weed because Xpac, Roadd Dogg, and The Godfather are all gone now. The gimmick doesn't have a long shelf life.
That is a cool video.
Hunter: Hey, where are Xpac and Roadd Dogg?
Billy Gunn: They went for a ride, if you know what I mean?
Hunter: Ah ha, the 420.
"SAL BANDINI, WANNA WRESTLE?" | Oliver
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| #73 Posted on 14.6.03 1650.24 |
Originally posted by Chico Santana
SOK I was watching the old DX video and when that part came on, I laughed my ass off! Speaking of that era, RVD better lay off the weed because Xpac, Roadd Dogg, and The Godfather are all gone now. The gimmick doesn't have a long shelf life.
That is a cool video.
Hunter: Hey, where are Xpac and Roadd Dogg?
Billy Gunn: They went for a ride, if you know what I mean?
Hunter: Ah ha, the 420.
Maybe pro wrestling needs a return of the...ummm...Doobie brothers? ;-)Managed by RVD, of course... :-)
| BigVitoMark
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| #74 Posted on 14.6.03 1814.18 | I've always been a fan of signs that make no sense. Smark fans are a dime a dozen, but really abstract ones are always good for a laugh. One of my all-time favourites simply said "I Ate Beans". On a similar topic, does anyone know what's with all the "PORK" signs that seem to be popping up these days?
Of the suggestions, though, I think the Hold #1, 005 sign is the way to go. | SchippeWreck
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| #75 Posted on 14.6.03 1845.51 |
Originally posted by BigVitoMark
On a similar topic, does anyone know what's with all the "PORK" signs that seem to be popping up these days?
I don't know the story behind it, but I believe the first PORK sign showed up at Summerslam 2002. It had a really prominent spot near the entrance. It showed up again the next night on Raw. It's become one of my favorite signs to look for...just wish I knew what the hell it meant.
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| #76 Posted on 15.6.03 0039.29 | How about "Push Triple H - OFF A CLIFF!".
Or "Stevie Richards is the new Brooklyn Brawler"
Kathy | XPacArmy
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| #77 Posted on 15.6.03 0055.43 | Since this is a RAW only PPV you can go with:
"DAMN, I thought this was a SMACKDOWN BRAND PPV"
Or go with the every popular:
"I'm with Stupid" and have an arrow pointing to the person next to you.
Or one funny ass sign I saw one night, I think it was a RAW:
One person holds up a "Gary Stinks" sign and the other person holds up a "I'm Gary" sign. | Chico Santana
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| #78 Posted on 15.6.03 1230.33 |
Originally posted by KathyNumbers
How about "Push Triple H - OFF A CLIFF!".
Or "Stevie Richards is the new Brooklyn Brawler"
Kathy
I am saddened by your post, Steven Richards has charisma. The Brooklyn Brawler has torn jeans, Richards wins by a landslide!
"SAL BANDINI, WANNA WRESTLE?" | Oliver
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| #79 Posted on 15.6.03 1812.45 |
Originally posted by Chico Santana
Originally posted by KathyNumbers
How about "Push Triple H - OFF A CLIFF!".
Or "Stevie Richards is the new Brooklyn Brawler"
Kathy
I am saddened by your post, Steven Richards has charisma. The Brooklyn Brawler has torn jeans, Richards wins by a landslide!
But Steven Richards has pink tights...much like a cHHHampion who's very near and dear to us :-)
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