<By the way, you have all SHAMED me by not getting Benoit/Austin into the top 10 in time for RAW tonight. Iím disowning all of you as fans and finding new minions who can do my bidding PROPERLY. How can you ever expect me to lead a glorious revolution and overthrow the government unless you can rig a WWF.com poll?>
Why do I get the feeling he's not kidding?
-- ironcladlou, AKA Cygnet "I am made from the dust of the stars And the oceans flow in my veins" - Rush, 'Presto'
Under my ruling the WWF would probably earn 10 billion dollars a year.
WWF wrestlers and personnel have read my material, I'm surprised they haven't hired me. And if they did anyways I'd SO turn their world upside down.
I write what happened on RAW, Smackdown, and PPVS and insult. Every 5 months I write either an arm chair booker piece or a fictional piece of shit possibly based around wrestling. Yet The Smarkies list me as a columnist even though my weekly writings show up at 411wrestling under "TV REPORTS". Watupwitdat?!
If you could design a wrestling fed. belt, such as the world heavyweight, cruiserweight, midcard belt, women's belt, hardcore belt, etc., what would it look like? Would it be big or small, gold or silver, different color strap besides black?