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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

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From comes the news that John Henry Williams has signed a deal with the Schaumburg Flyers of the Northern League. Now, I've gone to a couple of Flyers games and enjoyed them. I mean, they have Ron Kittle as their manager which gives me warm fuzzy feelings of being at old Comiskey Park and reminds me how much I hate Tito Landrum. But I cannot in good conscience go see them as long as this piece of excrement is with them. Oh well, Joliet has a team now

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Since: 9.12.01
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#2 Posted on

Wasn't he a steel drivin man?

Your analogy is similar to:

"They already have cars that you can drive, why not blenders?"
"I can already write with my hands, why not my pancreas?"
"They already have beef that I can eat, why not granite?"

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Since: 22.4.02
From: Outside of Boston

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#3 Posted on
How many AB's before he injures himself and retires? Over/under is at 30.

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On the bright side, at least he's no longer in the Red Sox organization.

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Since: 20.9.02
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    Originally posted by drjayphd
    How many AB's before he injures himself and retires?

Nine. Because irony never takes a holiday. That should put the deep-freeze on his career.

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