Within 10 minutes of the grisly discovery of the body of Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig in Tampa today, Rowdy Roddy Piper posted exclusive video on his website blaming Vince Russo, Hulk Hogan, Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff, and Theodore, Alvin and Simon of the Chipmunks for this latest outbreak of the "Sickness". In startling footage, Piper claims to have proof that Triple HHH is also partially at fault for killing Curt's most recent WWE push. Piper was so despondent of the state of the business that he himself leapt out the window, sparing us any further exposure to his stupid ass crap.
Yes, I know that. I was a Huge Hennig Mark - father and son. My comments were directed at the vultures picking at the carcass of pro wrestling, no disrespect to the departed was intended.
Not a bad message, but really crappy timing. In 48 hours, I think this would be able to get some agreement from people who would see the sarcasm and appreciate it. Right now though...just ugh.
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