The Awesome Undertaker: "You see Kane, it's all about desire. He has it, you don't. You see, when I was born, I was handed two special gifts - the first being a connection with the supernatural, and the second is the ability to hate without any reason at all. You see Kane, you don't have that ability because you have compassion. You needed a friend. Well, your friend X-Pac is laying in a hospital, and he got you hurt just as well. ... You see I don't make any bones about it. I hate everyone; I hate everything. That goes for you too, big man. Hell, the fact of the matter is, one day you're gonna reach your hand out to me, and I'm gonna stick a knife right in the middle of your heart. But back to you Kane, you see he understands that, and until that day comes, he's gonna absorb all the knowledge that I have. He's gonna take it, because it's gonna bring him one step closer to greatness - hell, even immortality. Kane, you will never be able to achieve that because you're weak, and you have no killer instinct. Now that brings me to Austin. Austin, I'm not through with you, by no stretch of the imagination; in fact, the next time I see you, I'm gonna take this soupbone, I'm gonna thrust it into your chest, and I'm gonna rip your stinkin' heart out and eat it! And as far as everyone else in the World Wrestling Federation is concerned, I got one thought I'm gonna leave you with, and that is 'be afraid, be very afraid.' The days of scary music and lights are over - it's a time for pure, unadulterated hatred and evil. And from this day forward, the Big Show and I - we will hurt who we want, we will take what we want, and we will destroy what we want, until the day of Armageddon is upon us, and that leaves just me and him, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. So I'm gonna leave you with just one last thought, and that is...you and everyone else in the World Wrestling Federation can go straight to Hell ... where we will be waiting on you."
But the real question is: How do manage all that hair? Sheesh, I start to feel overheated after about a month's worth of growth from my latest barbershop trim. And I just cannot imagine the time it takes to wash all that. Cray-ZEE -Jag